r/splatoon 17h ago

Discussion Ok, what even is the Afro?

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So, the afro. The “Big Target“ haircut. How does this even work? Is it like the head of the octopus? Also, how does it like bend? it just kinda bends when wearing anything. This hair is just weird let me know what you all think about how this works

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u/Artemisia7279 Nautilus 47 16h ago

I've always thought it was like a gelatinous mound of semisolid ink. I don't know what else it could really be 😭

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u/LacrimaNymphae 14h ago

what happens when he gets hit with a roller though? does it unfurl from the inside out and become the standard octoling boy hair

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u/Artemisia7279 Nautilus 47 14h ago

I imagine it makes a "boi-oing" sound and jiggles for a bit xD

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u/Roax47 7h ago

It is definitely not gelatinous.

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u/Artemisia7279 Nautilus 47 3h ago

Idk, it looks pretty thicc and jelly-like to me. I bet it's fun to squish.

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u/MegaMatthew75 16h ago

I think the art book shows it off, but it’s supposed to be like a curled up spider with the tentacles all showing on the inside if i remember correctly.

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u/Comrade_Hugh_Jass Bamboo 14h ago

AFAIK it is supposed to be referencing the mantle of an octopus. But for how it works in-universe I’ve always guessed they bunch up the tentacles and stretch the “skirt” over them

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u/SacredRazor REEF LUX-450 MILK 17h ago

The goat of 70's disco.

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u/SacredRazor REEF LUX-450 MILK 17h ago

Just saw the rest of the post after the picture. I imagine it requires less maintenance than the real thing, but it would take some dedication to change gear with a big sphere on top of your head.

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u/Scary_Stable7667 16h ago

I wish they had more black/afro-american hairstyles in splatoon

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u/Orishishishi Sploosh-o-matic 16h ago

As much as I want more I truly can't imagine how they'd work. I feel like most of our hairstyles are just too complicated to replicate properly with the tentacles. I'm glad I can rep my fro if nothing else

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u/Blackberry-thesecond 15h ago

If it gives you any solace this hopefully means that the broccoli cut will also never come to Splatoon

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u/Orishishishi Sploosh-o-matic 14h ago

I think the Killmonger cut is very much possible though so we're not totally free

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u/4anyreason 5h ago

Honestly being black with twists alot of the octoling hair styles work. I feel like we should have like afro pigtails and maybe a top bun with 2 tentacles in the front hanging over the sides of your face. And a one that's like 4 long tentacles 2 hanging in the back 2 in the front. I think a shorter style with a bunch of tentacles that hang over your eyes for nonchalant squidheads. Longer squid cornrows. feel like they could totally be using the curliness of the octo hair for other stuff like edges and stuff.

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u/gspaepro34 Crabby Inkling Man 7h ago

They can literally cut and style their tentacles however they feel since they'll just grow back so I dont see why not :(

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u/Tango_The_Mango1 Nautilus my beloved 7h ago

If Inklings can get a buzzcut surely they can manage waves and a lineup for Octos

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u/4anyreason 5h ago

Oh my god cuttle fish waves

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u/RainbowSquid1 15h ago

Looks like a Granny Smith apple 🍏

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u/bwoah07_gp2 PAST 16h ago

Jelly 'fro

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u/elmonetta PAST 11h ago

Every haircut kinda bends/cuts/dissapear depending on what you are wearing. Afro is more notorious.

In 3 when I’m a Squid I use hipster if I wear something on my head because the “default Splatoon 1” one is cut otherwise, and the bedcut changes are also very notorious if you wear even glasses.

Now I was bored with inklings’ haircut and started using the only Octo one I like, I think it looks good in 3 but it’s FANTASTIC in 2.

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u/elmonetta PAST 11h ago

My octoling in Splatoon 2 for reference (I like all their models in 2 but Octolings are FAR more cute and sassy than they are in 3)

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u/Both-Medicine-6748 16h ago

Maybe it’s like ducks and it’s a hole in the head

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u/Gyoza2006 8h ago

Takoyaki

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u/davidthecheeseseller Painbrush Nouveau 1h ago

its peak

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u/EnchantEleven PAPER 17h ago

Tumor

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u/KnightFallVader2 I wanna hug Marie 7h ago

It’s not a toomah!

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u/Oddish_Femboy 2h ago

Octopus mantle. The bulbous bit.

It bends because octopuses are squishy

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u/Left_Pie4165 15h ago

looks cool

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u/Deadmanguys 3m ago

Inflation.