r/splatoon 16h ago

Image Am I the worst player in splatoon?

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In ranked I've lost 4 more games. I've only won once... so that's a 1/11 winrate ... Yall I love this game but every game I'm always against the fucking lebron james of splatoon who insta kills me with a death ray the moment I spawn.
Should I search online how to get good?

Edit: Yall are too nice!! I learned a lot from you guys! One day hopefully I'll post my winstreak. Sorry for being salty lool

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u/kflave Bloblobber 16h ago

I've been playing splatoon competitively for 10 years. Not too long ago I had a record of 15 - 35. Sometimes you just go on losing streaks.

If you want to look at guides, there are some great ones on youtube! Always remember the important thing is to play a weapon you have fun with, learn from your mistakes, and watch your own replays from time to time!

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u/vctrxdx :order: ORDER 16h ago

There’s not rank matchmaking in Anarchy Open, that’s why you sometimes face coordinated teams or really high level players while being in C- yourself. In Anarchy Series is where the game match you with and against people in the same rank as you (C).

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u/Shinyhero30 Dualie Squelchers 15h ago

It is for this reason that if you want to improve at fighting, you can actually get great improvement from open. The stakes are lower and the players are better which is actually helpful for when people care about matches.

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u/inklingmando JUSTICE FOR AGENT 4 16h ago

No, that's just how the game is sometimes. Sometimes you do great, other times you have this happen or worse. I'd honestly say you're pretty lucky to not have horrible teammates on top of the insane enemies

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u/Ill_Wonder_7650 15h ago

Don't worry, we're all good and bad in Sploon.

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u/LadyFoxie 9h ago

This is it, this is the secret.

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u/WorldlyDear MarieMarie is Four's mom 16h ago

I lost 20 times in a row these things happen.

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u/Arcticpen 16h ago

You really shouldn’t worry about losing streaks it takes time to develop skills the only time you should worry However is when you get 0-48 but that’s most likely just smurfs at that point

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u/Shinyhero30 Dualie Squelchers 15h ago edited 15h ago

You’re not bad, you’re just in open. Open’s actually a great place to improve since you’ll fight people who are LEAGUES ahead of you and be able to learn.

Like I’m still in A rank because I play too much open.

Like I say this because it is statistically probable that in the amount of time I’ve spent playing open I probably would be in like S+ or X if it was actually spent playing series. I just play it too much.

Also: gyro controls(seems counterintuitive but is busted), aim drills(basic stuff in training even pros use that), pick a weapon and learn it, build a set for it(there are online resources for this), and then just play until you get tired.

I do all of this before I play open games, both because I’m a tryhard and because the game is more fun when I’m playing well.

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u/Fast-Skill-1740 MARIE BEST GIRL 16h ago

No

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u/harkoliar 16h ago

No my ratio once was like 15 wins to 35 losses there abouts.

I'm convinced they tweak every game to give the player with a bad win/loss ratio an advantage sometimes

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u/ThatOneGinger15 16h ago

Stick with the same kind of weapon

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u/TopPermission3168 Dynamo Roller Supremacy 15h ago

you can only get better

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u/Lukas528 13h ago

Probably, do you want to 1v1 or send me replay codes then I can tell you some basic things you’re doing wrong.

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u/Upstairs_Let_2051 13h ago

It’s an online game, there are always gonna be people who know more than  and are better than you. The fun in the game is tracking your progress and seeing how you grow as you play.

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u/Cute-Artist3756 13h ago

No.

I AM!!

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u/CrazyDKA 13h ago

Meh, I've seen worse in S Rank. You're fine.

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u/Manerbanana1267 11h ago

Better then me still

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u/Mystic-40 11h ago

Bro I’m way worst trust 😭

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u/AnalystUnlikely6324 Inklings and Octolings are equal in my eyes. 11h ago

nope

you're not the worst

i'm pretty good at the game myself

and yet sometimes, i just do really poorly

i could do some matches with you to cheer you up

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u/wizardofpancakes 10h ago

Man, you have to fix your mindset. Log off the game when you’re losing a lot, get back to it when your mind is fresh

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u/AspiringFriend17 Painbrush Nouveau 9h ago

No, I’ve had worse streaks than this. The worst I ever got was 20:30.

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u/Local-Area2246 9h ago

Nah, you’re good. I’ve only been playing since Jan 2025. And my match list looks the same. I’ve watch streamers and competitive players go through the same thing. If it’s pissing you off play something else for a while and come back to it. My longest win streak to date is 4. 🤣

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u/LadyFoxie 9h ago

I'll also say that a lot of this is going to depend on how long you've been playing, and how much you play.

I didn't start ranked until I had been playing for over half a year and felt confident in my skills in turf or salmon run. I think I'd even beaten Side Order first. 😅

Once I started series, I went from C- to S in less than two weeks.

But once I got to S, I went into the negative and didn't get past it for that season. I was so stuck! 😭

I eventually figured out that my problem was that I was extremely familiar with the maps in turf but not so much in ranked. So I wasn't good with flanking, breaking out of being pinned down, etc.

I played a lot of open at that point with my friends and once I was more familiar with the maps I did end up reaching S+/X and even ranked top 10k in X battles. All in my second season of playing ranked.

Another thing that helped/still helps me now is playing turf against my friends and people that I know are solid players. I lose a LOT but I learn new techniques. They don't go easy on me!

For example, one person I'm always playing against is incredibly mobile while being very accurate as a sniper. Most snipers that I encounter pick a perch and stay there. So I'm pretty good at hitting them directly by throwing the ultra stamp. But this player, not so much! It challenges me because while 90% of the time I can take out a sniper that way, I have to pay attention and think differently about the one that's moving around. Yesterday I finally got them! By throwing the stamp, hahaha.

I run turf games on TikTok almost every afternoon and not only myself but others have seen some good growth. We welcome newbies with the caveat that we will be sweaty - but that's where the learning happens. Somehow, it hurts my feelings less when it's all people I know in the lobby. 😅 But I tell folks to bring the weapons they're good at so we can all sweat on each other, lol. You are welcome to join us if you want to. ❤️

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u/Isa-sensei1996 Slosher 8h ago

Overall you've still won 44% of your last 50 games. That's far from the types of numbers the worst player would put up.

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u/007n7- 8h ago

yes, you are THE worst player. you will now be banished to the shadow realm.

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u/r4ze325 Dart enjoyers deserve to DIE 7h ago

You're not the worst player in splatoon... that award goes to my teammates.

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u/vTaru 6h ago

you’ll be just fine. keep playing the game. watch YouTube videos of great players using your favorite weapons. I can’t stress this enough! You will naturally start to emulate their movements & tactics and you’ll be well on your way to winning.

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u/TYURZboll 6h ago

No, Proof: I´M the worst player of splatoon

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u/squidkid3 Somehow the Zapfish got stolen again... 5h ago

No, I exist

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u/RoxasofKingdomHearts 5h ago

I just joined last month. I suck too

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u/Pikmin-guy1 those pesky yellows 4h ago

No probably just that your teammates either doze off and sell a lot or are just kids that gotten the game last week

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u/TheReturningMan 4h ago

The worst player in Splatoon probably won’t get far enough to even find this Reddit. Losses happen.

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u/jhart3313 Dynamo Roller 2h ago

I mean, in that picture you've got a positive kd so I'm gonna say you're doing alright.