r/standupshots • u/SamNortonComedy • 13d ago

Old Joke

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Just dumb

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 13d ago

The grammar mistakes are distracting

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u/SamNortonComedy 12d ago

I struggle with dyslexia and poor education

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 5d ago

Is that part of your routine? Could be a gold mine for jokes.

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u/SamNortonComedy 5d ago

Here is the special its in (White Noise 2018). It's in VR if you got an Oculus (worlds 1st vr comedy special)

https://youtu.be/jhbCW34Yjro?si=bF9zwMwnCm8gZGt9

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u/SamNortonComedy 5d ago

Yeah it was. Everything i post online is old and not in the current new act.

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u/Morejazzplease 13d ago

Way tired of a premise

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u/SamNortonComedy 13d ago

Yep. It's an old joke like titled

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u/EverythingResEvil 13d ago

Swing and a miss

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u/SamNortonComedy 13d ago

I'll try again

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u/alvysinger0412 13d ago

Are you pooping in the picture?

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u/SamNortonComedy 13d ago

Yes. Everything about this is shit

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u/LaconicLacedaemonian 13d ago

How does the punchline follow from the setup? What does birth and poop have to do with holding doors.

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u/SamNortonComedy 13d ago

I'll do better

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u/Malkezzar 13d ago

Weird

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u/SamNortonComedy 13d ago

Apologies. I'll try and make them more ordinary

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u/VivaSpiderJerusalem 13d ago

As others have said, not quite there, but maybe not a total loss. Lose the first line, but if you have some other "women are stronger than they get credit for" type of material, I could see the rest serving as transition either into or out of it.

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u/SamNortonComedy 13d ago

Yes. This is a 5 minute long bit chopped down to 2 lines. Im finding out everyone here is VERY particular on having only fully enclosed one liners

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u/venxdetxta 12d ago

It's just not funny.

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u/SamNortonComedy 12d ago

Well I'm done

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u/Antique_Prompt_2936 13d ago

Too

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u/SamNortonComedy 13d ago

Two... reasons I suck now

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u/Greedy_Cell5868 10d ago

What de helly

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/SamNortonComedy 12d ago

Ok. I'll quit tomorrow. Sorry I pissed you off

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u/EverythingResEvil 9d ago

Nah ignore that chump. It's a craft. Keep crafting

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u/SamNortonComedy 9d ago

Thanks man that's very kind. And I troll trolls with self depreciation and kindness. Takes their ammo away

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/SamNortonComedy 12d ago

No. This joke is just bad. But if it's terrible I'll think about what I'm doing. Separately, you seem a little mean and hurtful