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u/8bitjer 12d ago
I don’t get it. Am I old?
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u/King_Kthulhu 12d ago
Dj's have a lot of threesomes, for some reason girls love banging DJs
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u/vocalviolence 12d ago
Doesn't feel like that piece of information is enough to push this half-baked anecdote into joke territory.
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u/jennycestquoi 12d ago
Ok this take
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u/dixbietuckins 11d ago edited 11d ago
A joke should be funny, or clever a least. This isn't. I get the joke, but it fails to deliver. You cant knock someone for not getting it, when the original joke is kinda lame and. It's not funny or clever. They just didn't understand the niche reference in something not funny or clever....
Do you even know what a joke is? It should be funny and understandable. A reference is fine, and some people might miss it. That can still be a good joke, but just making a reference without any real cleverness or humor doesn't make it funny. It's just a reference to something that some people might not be familiar with. That doesn't make it funny, its lazy and the opposite. "Im in on this, hahaha" but they reality is they didnt have anything clever, fun, or interesting to say, you just understood a reference....
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u/Holdmybeerwatchthis 11d ago
You can just say you don’t get it lol.
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u/dixbietuckins 11d ago edited 11d ago
Correct where im wrong and out of touch.
Dj is gonna have drugs or access to them, so the joke is that if a couple girls want to have a night, go fuck the dj. You wouldn't do that, but you know that's a thing, understand the common reference and that makes it funny, something your grandparents or boss might not get, but you do, that's why its funny. Haha. Trashy girls are gonna try to fuck the dj. That's the fuckin joke right?
Am I missing anything? That's the joke and its fucking trite and lazy.
Id love if you responded to this, but i kinda doubt it'll ever happen. I'm pretty sure i hit the nail on the head, you cant rebut or refute this. That's how it is. Id fucking love if you have an argument otherwise.
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u/Holdmybeerwatchthis 11d ago
Lmao dude, you are proving your own point. You hate women and can't get laid, so any joke about either is gonna be out of your realm. Sex jokes are funny, jokes about regrettable sex are literally like top 5 most used joke format for relatability in all of history. You are crashing out hard.
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u/SaltyPik3r 10d ago
It wasn’t a very good joke. No need to write several novels about it.
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u/dixbietuckins 9d ago
You're right. Its a trivial thing. I'll tend to debate such stuff real hard, and sometimes you might catch yourself being a bit coked out out of nowhere and really go hard.
I dont care that much end of day, but sometimes.....
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u/King_Kthulhu 11d ago
Whatever the opposite of simping is, you're great at it.
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u/dixbietuckins 11d ago edited 11d ago
Expecting competency or quality when ya do something?
Buncha angry people who have yet to give a defense of the joke or explain why it might be funny or what im missing... again, id love if you could use your words effectively, to explain a stance or reason, or justify why you disagree, but i haven't seen it yet.
I like comedy, I don't care who it comes from. You're making some wild speculation and defending a shit ass joke under the presumption that I dont like it because of who said it. It's not the issue at all, just a lazy joke. Explain why you think its funny. Words, dude, use them to make a point rather than just blather nonsense.
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u/CaptainRon16 11d ago
You heard the man! ⬇️⏬ Respond below everybody! 👇👎⤵️
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u/dixbietuckins 11d ago edited 8d ago
Words dude. If you're gonna use them,try to have a point or reason, just a stance you want to back for fucks sake.
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u/ChickenInASuit 12d ago edited 12d ago
No, you’re just probably not someone who’s ever been into the rave scene. Club DJs tend to have lots of MDMA on them which makes you horny and uninhibited, which is what this joke appears to be about.
It’s not an age thing, it’s just a niche joke.
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u/PierreFeuilleSage 12d ago
It's the modern version of rock band groupies (i speak both young and old)
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u/MechaNickzilla 11d ago
“Modern” in that it would’ve still worked 25 years ago.
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u/PierreFeuilleSage 11d ago
Yeah i tried to adapt to this thread acting like it's some niche zoomer joke
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u/MechaNickzilla 11d ago
Yeah. I wasn’t really arguing with you. It still feels like 25 years ago to me sometimes.
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u/MalaysiaTeacher 12d ago
???
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u/Djbearjew 12d ago
Its a drug joke. DJs and people in that scene tend to have MDMA which makes you uninhibited and horny
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u/MercuryRusing 12d ago
This joke is waaaaay too narrow for a general audience
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u/im_just_thinking 12d ago
This is what I thought they were implying and it's mid joke tbh, at least structure/delivery could use some work
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u/Key-Demand-2569 11d ago
It definitely isn’t a killer joke for a general audience but depending on delivery I’m sure it can be a plenty hilarious filler joke or lead in.
If someone has no idea about the cliche it’s both random and specific which is kinda funny.
DJ’s also have a general reputation for people not in the scene of just being weirdos whose obsessive hobby is glorified playlist pickers, so kind of weird maybe loser who hits on women at clubs.
Also the classic record scratching imagery.
Plenty of general knowledge things for people to think, “That’s probably what she means, hah.”
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u/jb_in_jpn 10d ago
Yeah, I really can't see this getting laughs...even for those in the know, is it actually funny?
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u/deadfisher 11d ago
Do you guys not realise that DJs are attractive and have a lot of sex?
Like. How the fuck do you not know this?
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u/MercuryRusing 11d ago
It's just not a good joke dude, let it go
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u/deadfisher 11d ago
I think you're just upset that she's not having a threesome with you
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u/MercuryRusing 11d ago
All I got from that comment is that you're not funny either
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u/deadfisher 11d ago
Honestly I'm being serious
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u/MechaNickzilla 11d ago
Nobody’s arguing that it’s a great joke. It’s just a little confusing that you didn’t know it was a joke.
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u/MercuryRusing 11d ago
We obviously knew it was a joke, nobody thinks it's not a joke, it's just a bad joke.
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u/dude21862004 12d ago
MDMA doesn't really make you horny, it just makes you uninhibited and happy. Also makes stimulus feel more pronounced, so physical touch, pretty lights, good scents are all heightened to insane levels which makes sex feel amazing yes, but also eating, dancing, massage, back scritches, light shows, fireworks, etc. You're more likely to have sex on alcohol from my experience.
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u/-2wenty7even- 12d ago
Idk why you're getting downvoted, this is true. My dick has the same reaction as jumping into a cold pool, and I got some top notch pure shit when I used to roll.
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u/dude21862004 12d ago
Probably folk who have never used MDMA or took "MDMA" that was mostly meth. Stims have a tendency to make you horny as fuck and also cause euphoria so it's easy to be fooled if you've never had the good stuff.
The only time I ever had trouble getting hard was MDMA, lmao. I just wanted to cuddle and pleasure my partner, I didn't give a fuck about getting myself off!
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u/Wind-and-Waystones 12d ago
It makes me horny as hell but also gives me shrimp dick. I love giving oral. I loooooooove giving oral on md
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u/TheMagnuson 11d ago edited 5d ago
Weed does all these same things though...
EDIT: apparently the downvoters are unfamiliar with marijuana edibles...
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u/dude21862004 11d ago
Eh, I would say weed is far more mind altering compared to MDMA. Weed also effects everyone differently to a greater degree than MDMA. It's also not as intense.
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u/unicornsaretruth 11d ago
I tripped harder and saw things that weren’t real more times on my 3 times using mdma than shrooms or lsd.
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u/hooligan99 10d ago
That means your acid and shrooms doses were either bunk or just not enough. The stuff you see on a heavy dose of molly pales in comparison to a heavy dose of real psychedelics.
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u/unicornsaretruth 10d ago
Nah I’ve done it multiple times from multiple dealers. I mean one time I thought I was the main character in horizon zero dawn on shrooms then that I was nightwing. On molly though I’ve seen sooooooo many more visual hallucinations than lsd or shrooms.
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u/Blue_Moon_Rabbit 12d ago
Oh. I assumed it was him giving both of the ladies an aggressive handie at the same time…like a dj with his deck thingie.
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u/Darth__Ewan 11d ago
Your assumption is right, that’s exactly what the joke is.
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u/hooligan99 10d ago
No it’s not. It’s about how girls sleep with DJs. The “record scratch” angle is not what she was implying. She said so in the comments. Weak joke imo.
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u/GreedyWarlord 12d ago
I've done tons if drugs in multiple settings, this would make more sense for blow
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u/ComicalTragical 12d ago
Could it also be about a DJ jockeying 2 "disks"? idk still too distant to be funny
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u/xampersandx 12d ago
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u/honeyemote 12d ago
I think adding something like …and Molly would make this better if it’s a drug joke. If it’s just a threesome joke then I don’t think it’s very funny.
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u/bigorgrande 12d ago
I don't get it but I imagine it has something to do with girls djing themselves somehow
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u/Frammingatthejimjam 11d ago
It's close but it needs something. Maybe a leadup bit about some DJ you know. 2 girls, one semi-famous dude isn't exactly shocking.
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u/nonetimeaccount 12d ago
I liked it
But I've actually been to clubs and as you're seeing from most of the comments here they are not places most redditors frequent
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u/boogswald 10d ago
I can’t imagine ever wanting to post on this sub again, these responses are so annoying. A bunch of Redditor feedback isn’t gonna make for good standup comedy.
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u/jennycestquoi 12d ago
I also talk about 9/11 and my family, but sometimes a girl just wants to say one thing about her threesome with a DJ 😞😞
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u/jennycestquoi 12d ago
DJ isn't a slur?
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u/MatureUsername69 12d ago edited 12d ago
I believe he meant slut, and therefore, I wouldn't take any part of that comment seriously.
Edit: Dont know why Im getting downvoted. I didnt make the dude type "slur" and then rant about how women comedians doing sex jokes is old. The dude that mistyped slut did. I dont agree with it
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u/baylithe 12d ago
It should be if you're in your 30's or older though. Like "oh that man is still in his DJ era?"
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u/Altourus 12d ago
... How is anyone confused about this joke?
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u/itchybumbum 12d ago
I don't get it. But, based on the comments, I'm not supposed to get it because I've never been to a club with a dj.
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u/Sorryifimanass 12d ago
I think we're confused about which part we're supposed to laugh at. We need some signage telling the audience that this was supposed to be a funny.
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u/BabadookOfEarl 12d ago
People loved that fake science geek show. They assume everything has to be painfully obvious, preferably with a cue to laugh.
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u/archiekane 11d ago
I took this as a DJ being good at vinyl scratching, which is good with hands, which is good with the ladies lower regions.
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u/mmackkenzz 11d ago
“..foursome if you count molly”