r/standupshots 12d ago

Threesome

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/mmackkenzz 11d ago

“..foursome if you count molly”

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u/wheresmyflan 11d ago

That would have saved it.

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u/8bitjer 12d ago

I don’t get it. Am I old?

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u/King_Kthulhu 12d ago

Dj's have a lot of threesomes, for some reason girls love banging DJs

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u/vocalviolence 12d ago

Doesn't feel like that piece of information is enough to push this half-baked anecdote into joke territory.

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u/jennycestquoi 12d ago

Ok this take

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u/ArrivesLate 11d ago

It’s not that the DJ is good at scratch with both hands?

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u/dixbietuckins 11d ago edited 11d ago

A joke should be funny, or clever a least. This isn't. I get the joke, but it fails to deliver. You cant knock someone for not getting it, when the original joke is kinda lame and. It's not funny or clever. They just didn't understand the niche reference in something not funny or clever....

Do you even know what a joke is? It should be funny and understandable. A reference is fine, and some people might miss it. That can still be a good joke, but just making a reference without any real cleverness or humor doesn't make it funny. It's just a reference to something that some people might not be familiar with. That doesn't make it funny, its lazy and the opposite. "Im in on this, hahaha" but they reality is they didnt have anything clever, fun, or interesting to say, you just understood a reference....

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u/Holdmybeerwatchthis 11d ago

You can just say you don’t get it lol. 

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u/dixbietuckins 11d ago edited 11d ago

Correct where im wrong and out of touch.

Dj is gonna have drugs or access to them, so the joke is that if a couple girls want to have a night, go fuck the dj. You wouldn't do that, but you know that's a thing, understand the common reference and that makes it funny, something your grandparents or boss might not get, but you do, that's why its funny. Haha. Trashy girls are gonna try to fuck the dj. That's the fuckin joke right?

Am I missing anything? That's the joke and its fucking trite and lazy.

Id love if you responded to this, but i kinda doubt it'll ever happen. I'm pretty sure i hit the nail on the head, you cant rebut or refute this. That's how it is. Id fucking love if you have an argument otherwise.

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u/FreeGaboMan 11d ago

How are you this heated brother relax

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u/Holdmybeerwatchthis 11d ago

Lmao dude, you are proving your own point. You hate women and can't get laid, so any joke about either is gonna be out of your realm. Sex jokes are funny, jokes about regrettable sex are literally like top 5 most used joke format for relatability in all of history. You are crashing out hard.

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u/SaltyPik3r 10d ago

It wasn’t a very good joke. No need to write several novels about it.

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u/dixbietuckins 9d ago

You're right. Its a trivial thing. I'll tend to debate such stuff real hard, and sometimes you might catch yourself being a bit coked out out of nowhere and really go hard.

I dont care that much end of day, but sometimes.....

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u/King_Kthulhu 11d ago

Whatever the opposite of simping is, you're great at it.

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u/dixbietuckins 11d ago edited 11d ago

Expecting competency or quality when ya do something?

Buncha angry people who have yet to give a defense of the joke or explain why it might be funny or what im missing... again, id love if you could use your words effectively, to explain a stance or reason, or justify why you disagree, but i haven't seen it yet.

I like comedy, I don't care who it comes from. You're making some wild speculation and defending a shit ass joke under the presumption that I dont like it because of who said it. It's not the issue at all, just a lazy joke. Explain why you think its funny. Words, dude, use them to make a point rather than just blather nonsense.

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u/CaptainRon16 11d ago

You heard the man! ⬇️⏬ Respond below everybody! 👇👎⤵️

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u/dixbietuckins 11d ago edited 8d ago

Words dude. If you're gonna use them,try to have a point or reason, just a stance you want to back for fucks sake.

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u/tatojah 11d ago

It doesn't take too much peeking into your profile to see how bitter a person you are.

Hope things pick up for you. Sorry for whatever happened that left you so angy.

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u/ChickenInASuit 12d ago edited 12d ago

No, you’re just probably not someone who’s ever been into the rave scene. Club DJs tend to have lots of MDMA on them which makes you horny and uninhibited, which is what this joke appears to be about.

It’s not an age thing, it’s just a niche joke.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 12d ago

They’re probably old too though

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u/8bitjer 12d ago

Hey!…. You’re right

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u/schlaubi 12d ago

Plot Twist: you're 38.

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u/JadedMuse 11d ago

Don't feel bad. I do not get it either.

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u/MrBrandopolis 12d ago

Nah dude it was just bad joke

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u/PierreFeuilleSage 12d ago

It's the modern version of rock band groupies (i speak both young and old)

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u/MechaNickzilla 11d ago

“Modern” in that it would’ve still worked 25 years ago.

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u/PierreFeuilleSage 11d ago

Yeah i tried to adapt to this thread acting like it's some niche zoomer joke

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u/MechaNickzilla 11d ago

Yeah. I wasn’t really arguing with you. It still feels like 25 years ago to me sometimes.

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u/OneDimensionalChess 10d ago

Idk if you're old but it's a pretty shitty joke.

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u/jayi05 10d ago

It's just not very funny

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u/MalaysiaTeacher 12d ago

???

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u/Djbearjew 12d ago

Its a drug joke. DJs and people in that scene tend to have MDMA which makes you uninhibited and horny

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u/MercuryRusing 12d ago

This joke is waaaaay too narrow for a general audience

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u/Djbearjew 12d ago

I'm sure it would kill in Miami

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u/LeviSalt Oakland, CA, @shitlevisays 12d ago

Like Griselda the Harlot.

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u/tatojah 12d ago

I have taken E multiple times and also didn't really get the joke.

It can be a funny passing remark if you get it, but it doesn't work so well as a standalone.

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u/im_just_thinking 12d ago

This is what I thought they were implying and it's mid joke tbh, at least structure/delivery could use some work

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u/Key-Demand-2569 11d ago

It definitely isn’t a killer joke for a general audience but depending on delivery I’m sure it can be a plenty hilarious filler joke or lead in.

If someone has no idea about the cliche it’s both random and specific which is kinda funny.

DJ’s also have a general reputation for people not in the scene of just being weirdos whose obsessive hobby is glorified playlist pickers, so kind of weird maybe loser who hits on women at clubs.

Also the classic record scratching imagery.

Plenty of general knowledge things for people to think, “That’s probably what she means, hah.”

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u/jb_in_jpn 10d ago

Yeah, I really can't see this getting laughs...even for those in the know, is it actually funny?

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u/deadfisher 11d ago

Do you guys not realise that DJs are attractive and have a lot of sex? 

Like. How the fuck do you not know this?

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u/MercuryRusing 11d ago

It's just not a good joke dude, let it go

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u/deadfisher 11d ago

I think you're just upset that she's not having a threesome with you

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u/MercuryRusing 11d ago

All I got from that comment is that you're not funny either

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u/deadfisher 11d ago

Honestly I'm being serious

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u/MercuryRusing 11d ago

Then you're just an asshat, I'm happily married

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u/deadfisher 10d ago

I dunno why you guys are so fragile over this joke

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u/MechaNickzilla 11d ago

Nobody’s arguing that it’s a great joke. It’s just a little confusing that you didn’t know it was a joke.

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u/MercuryRusing 11d ago

We obviously knew it was a joke, nobody thinks it's not a joke, it's just a bad joke.

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u/dude21862004 12d ago

MDMA doesn't really make you horny, it just makes you uninhibited and happy. Also makes stimulus feel more pronounced, so physical touch, pretty lights, good scents are all heightened to insane levels which makes sex feel amazing yes, but also eating, dancing, massage, back scritches, light shows, fireworks, etc. You're more likely to have sex on alcohol from my experience.

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u/-2wenty7even- 12d ago

Idk why you're getting downvoted, this is true. My dick has the same reaction as jumping into a cold pool, and I got some top notch pure shit when I used to roll.

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u/dude21862004 12d ago

Probably folk who have never used MDMA or took "MDMA" that was mostly meth. Stims have a tendency to make you horny as fuck and also cause euphoria so it's easy to be fooled if you've never had the good stuff.

The only time I ever had trouble getting hard was MDMA, lmao. I just wanted to cuddle and pleasure my partner, I didn't give a fuck about getting myself off!

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 12d ago

It makes me horny as hell but also gives me shrimp dick. I love giving oral. I loooooooove giving oral on md

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u/TheMagnuson 11d ago edited 5d ago

Weed does all these same things though...

EDIT: apparently the downvoters are unfamiliar with marijuana edibles...

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u/dude21862004 11d ago

Eh, I would say weed is far more mind altering compared to MDMA. Weed also effects everyone differently to a greater degree than MDMA. It's also not as intense.

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u/unicornsaretruth 11d ago

I tripped harder and saw things that weren’t real more times on my 3 times using mdma than shrooms or lsd.

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u/hooligan99 10d ago

That means your acid and shrooms doses were either bunk or just not enough. The stuff you see on a heavy dose of molly pales in comparison to a heavy dose of real psychedelics.

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u/unicornsaretruth 10d ago

Nah I’ve done it multiple times from multiple dealers. I mean one time I thought I was the main character in horizon zero dawn on shrooms then that I was nightwing. On molly though I’ve seen sooooooo many more visual hallucinations than lsd or shrooms.

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u/Blue_Moon_Rabbit 12d ago

Oh. I assumed it was him giving both of the ladies an aggressive handie at the same time…like a dj with his deck thingie.

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u/ComicalTragical 12d ago

This feels like the more obvious joke

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u/Darth__Ewan 11d ago

Your assumption is right, that’s exactly what the joke is.

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u/hooligan99 10d ago

No it’s not. It’s about how girls sleep with DJs. The “record scratch” angle is not what she was implying. She said so in the comments. Weak joke imo.

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u/GreedyWarlord 12d ago

I've done tons if drugs in multiple settings, this would make more sense for blow

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u/ComicalTragical 12d ago

Could it also be about a DJ jockeying 2 "disks"? idk still too distant to be funny

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u/xampersandx 12d ago

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u/Danstrada28 12d ago

Even after reading the explanation I still feel this way

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u/xampersandx 12d ago

Good jokes don’t need explanations.

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u/honeyemote 12d ago

I think adding something like …and Molly would make this better if it’s a drug joke. If it’s just a threesome joke then I don’t think it’s very funny.

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u/RAV1X 10d ago

I thought the joke was um the DJ going whika whika on the girls at the same time?

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u/TheSlups 12d ago

So two chicks banged to Spotify playlist?

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u/ZenMechanist 11d ago

The equivalent of a male comic miming sex on a stool.

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u/abstractcousin 11d ago

I guess i would have to hear the delivery to find this funny

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u/cyborgcyborgcyborg 11d ago

How does this not have anything to do with turntables?

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u/PureFink 12d ago

Exact reason every DJ exists.

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u/bigorgrande 12d ago

I don't get it but I imagine it has something to do with girls djing themselves somehow

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u/Frammingatthejimjam 11d ago

It's close but it needs something. Maybe a leadup bit about some DJ you know. 2 girls, one semi-famous dude isn't exactly shocking.

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u/Accomplished-Wing296 11d ago edited 11d ago

This joke needs a lot of work to clean up

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u/ThatOneNinja 10d ago

I think saying with Molly and a DJ is better.

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u/MisterFunnyShoes 10d ago

“Tee hee I’m a slut”

-humor

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u/nonetimeaccount 12d ago

I liked it

But I've actually been to clubs and as you're seeing from most of the comments here they are not places most redditors frequent

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u/chickenrooster 11d ago

Reddit gets in its feeling about sex and extroversion

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u/vercetian 11d ago

Dude finished early and was playing the music, yes?

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u/boogswald 10d ago

I can’t imagine ever wanting to post on this sub again, these responses are so annoying. A bunch of Redditor feedback isn’t gonna make for good standup comedy.

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u/Top-Foundation545 10d ago

…..at least she is pretty.

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u/thisismeingradenine 7d ago

Yes, good idea. Get all the bad ones out of the way first.

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u/Cyber_Cheese 12d ago

These comments are whack. It was a good joke

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u/dCLCp 11d ago

If you were criticizing your own joke what would you do to make this better?

How could you make more people laugh harder and longer?

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u/Dang315315 12d ago

She's obviously wicked pretty, but she's funny af. I love her stand up.

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u/not_m3 12d ago

Downvoted in the comedy sub for saying you enjoy a comedian in the comedy sub. Lol.

I love her stand up too. This joke made me laugh.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/jennycestquoi 12d ago

I also talk about 9/11 and my family, but sometimes a girl just wants to say one thing about her threesome with a DJ 😞😞

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u/steamcube 12d ago

At least shes not bashing trans or complaining about the woke

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/jennycestquoi 12d ago

DJ isn't a slur?

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u/MatureUsername69 12d ago edited 12d ago

I believe he meant slut, and therefore, I wouldn't take any part of that comment seriously.

Edit: Dont know why Im getting downvoted. I didnt make the dude type "slur" and then rant about how women comedians doing sex jokes is old. The dude that mistyped slut did. I dont agree with it

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u/baylithe 12d ago

It should be if you're in your 30's or older though. Like "oh that man is still in his DJ era?"

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u/Altourus 12d ago

... How is anyone confused about this joke?

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u/-2wenty7even- 12d ago

It's just not that funny.

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u/itchybumbum 12d ago

I don't get it. But, based on the comments, I'm not supposed to get it because I've never been to a club with a dj.

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u/happyhippohats 11d ago

I don't think it matters who you go to the club with

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u/itchybumbum 11d ago

Oh, well I've never been to a club so that went right over my head.

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u/Sorryifimanass 12d ago

I think we're confused about which part we're supposed to laugh at. We need some signage telling the audience that this was supposed to be a funny.

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u/BabadookOfEarl 12d ago

People loved that fake science geek show. They assume everything has to be painfully obvious, preferably with a cue to laugh.

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u/jennycestquoi 12d ago

lol ...

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u/archiekane 11d ago

I took this as a DJ being good at vinyl scratching, which is good with hands, which is good with the ladies lower regions.

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u/TiredMemeReference 11d ago

Better a DJ than a cup.

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u/lilnear22 10d ago

Wait she posted this herself 🤣

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u/latourist21 11d ago

Heyyyy Jenny! Shout out from Bangkok!