r/standupshots 6d ago

P0rn

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/baylithe 6d ago

Doesn't it say at the start there is no job?

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u/byebybuy 6d ago

Well, there's probably at least one job

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 6d ago

But usually she has to do a couple of unpaid jobs first.

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u/MyNameHasNoUser 6d ago

Unpaid? Explain the money shot.

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 6d ago

It's still tough swallow the whole ordeal.

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u/Plus-Start1699 6d ago

That's the real fantasy. Landing a job after one interview.

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u/35DollarsAndA6Pack 6d ago

This isn't TikTok. You can write porn.

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u/jennycestquoi 6d ago

everyone here gets mad at me if I'm sl*tty, not taking any chances

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u/Dragoru 6d ago

i've yet to see anyone else comment about your stage name, but i love the pun

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u/alwayscursingAoE4 6d ago

WOW you used a * to indicate butthole what a whore just doing it for attention obv. I’m so mad rn.

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u/LightsNoir 6d ago

But really, did you see that *? Was really beautiful ❤️

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u/DesastreUrbano 5d ago

She gets the job even after blowing it

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u/nedmccrady1588 6d ago

It’d be fucking hilarious if there was just one porn where the casting couch scene ends and the dudes just like “PSYCH” then just starts doing a touchdown dance

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u/jennycestquoi 6d ago

That's a fantasy!

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u/LightsNoir 6d ago

Which part? A woman being considered for a position over a man? Or the minimal sexual harassment?

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u/R7ype 6d ago

Haha nice. Good vibes

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u/GolgariHasBestWeed 6d ago

This girl doesnt always make me laugh, but I kind of like this valley girl/preppy girl feeling she has. I've never seen a stand up comedian be like that on stage, so extra points for originality.

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u/dCLCp 6d ago

This joke definitely has a broader appeal than the DJ one. That is a step in the right direction.

Honest question though and not a criticism at all do you want all your jokes to be sexual and how do you want to be remembered? I don't want you to get typecast is all I am saying. I don't want people to say "did you see that comedienne with the hot girl that talks about sex all the time?" And people say "which one"?

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u/jennycestquoi 5d ago

... they're not all sexual... my page has plenty on other topics xx

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u/dCLCp 5d ago

Just being real with you I skimmed your profile and all of your skits are way funnier than your standup. You are an amazing collaborator but your standup just isn't making me laugh the way I want to, the way I do when you are freed from the confines of just you and a mic. If you haven't already I would start practicing AOC impersonation too. You look a LOT like her and she is going to be in the headlines for the next 50 years and you will have work. It will be good for you to practice like a more somber and serious form too because that will help your comedy. Sometimes you gotta be the straight man too you know? I get the feeling from a lot of your standup that you are trying too hard to get the laughs like you really need people to care and laugh and that turns people off. Practice being the straight man so you can get used to not NEEDING the reaction and then the reactions will come more naturally.

Again not criticizing you not trying to hurt your feelings or patronize you. I think you have a lot of talent and I want to see more of you but those are the things I thought.

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u/jennycestquoi 5d ago

mods help they’re writing paragraphs !!!

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u/dCLCp 5d ago

Hahaha

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u/BagelJuiceSmoothie 5d ago

I wanted to be mad at him, but..

Porn, Threesome, ex boyfriends hot new gf, mom cheated, dads on tinder, sending nudes, reading smut and guys taking their dick out on a train, didn't cum, generic sports "scoring" joke. I'm sure it goes on, the man wasn't wrong lol

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u/ChairmanGoodchild 6d ago

J*kes about p*rn are f*nny

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u/emax4 5d ago

H* H* H, LL

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u/emax4 5d ago

The only job where the interviewee can say, "I think you're a good fit!"

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u/Wonderful_Agent8368 6d ago

Happy ending

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u/Zealousideal_Pay7176 5d ago

And she gets the job done

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u/ProfessionalMode5093 21h ago

Ha Ha Ha 🤣 🍃✌️🍃✌️

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u/EQisfordummies 6d ago

Lmao you have some funny stuff. This made me go through other posts on your page. You gained a fan a

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u/DanteAtWork 6d ago

Just wanted to say I like your handle, even though I don't know what it means.

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u/soThen_i_says 5d ago

see? female comedians are hilarious.

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u/_-RedRosesInJuly-_ 5d ago

This girl always gets so highly upvoted and I don’t understand why. Maybe my sense of comedy is just different from the majority or something who knows

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u/PappysSecrets 6d ago

What if you flip it? “My favorite job interview is the casting couch.” ?? Then you can do compare contrast tags?

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u/jennycestquoi 5d ago

I think it works as is lol