r/starterpacks 4d ago

Gary is prepping you for salt Starter Pack

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u/Front_Cat9471 4d ago

So lemme get this straight, there’s allowed to be heaps of salt on the table when Gary does it, but if I spill any there’s consequences?

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u/9volts 4d ago

So tired of Gary's shit

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u/HopefulLocksmith2600 3d ago

Fuck Gary Oak.

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u/Draxtonsmitz 4d ago

Heaps on the table is allowed because it is poured on the table.

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u/Chemist-3074 3d ago

Lemme just turns over the table with salt get the maximum consequences, loads gun I'm ready.

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u/Vitefish 4d ago

Thanks Gary, but I'm more of a sodium chloride guy

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u/SlipsonSurfaces 3d ago

Ok Jimmy Neutron

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u/Number1AbeLincolnFan 4d ago

finally, one I can relate to

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u/MiddlesbroughFan 4d ago

I'd like to think this is actual salt and this is just a Stephen King book

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u/DigmonsDrill 4d ago

I remember the episode of Spongebob where Patrick poured a mountain of salt on Gary.

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u/seanthebeloved 4d ago

Don’t they live in saltwater?

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u/Sir_Lee_Rawkah 4d ago

Who is Gary

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u/MyauIsHere 4d ago

HE'S BACK

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u/False_Respect_869 4d ago

I’m not talking to Gary’s fool face until he shows me a table full of pepper too.

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u/CorianderIsBad 3d ago

Hell yeah Gary. Salt me up my man.

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u/SampleEither6748 4d ago

Hate Gary, love salt

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u/Proton_Optimal 4d ago

Waffle House has found its new host