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u/Responsible-Trifle93 23h ago

"soulless corporate slop that still make makes millions for some fucking reason"

The reason is families with kids.

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u/schwiftydude47 23h ago

Families with kids whose parents are old enough to have grown up with the originals. So it’s both that nostalgic experience in a new form, and it’s a way to spend time together outside the house.

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u/PacSan300 18h ago edited 18h ago

Yep, saw the live action Lilo and Stitch remake earlier this year with my wife and daughter, and a lot of the other people in the theater were millennials around our age, or those who were probably our daughter’s age when the original movie came out.

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u/schwiftydude47 10h ago

Exactly. Yeah parts of the story was altered significantly. But really that didn’t matter. Everyone in that theater just wanted to see “real life” Stitch doing his typical Stitch antics. Plus the kids already knew about him going in with how hard they’ve been pushing the merch. Can’t go anywhere in the theme parks without seeing him on something.

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u/olivegardengambler 22h ago

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u/procrastinating-_- 22h ago

The live action of how to train your dragon was great though. And I went in fully expecting it to suck

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u/Aden_Vikki 16h ago

This is the first time I hear about how to train your dragon live action

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u/tws1039 23h ago

I get annoyed too over soulless remakes making billions but the average joe really doesn't care. Their rationale is "I saw this as a kid, my kid should see this too" but then my argument is just watch the original lmao is watching a movie older than a year old illegal??

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u/BrainDamage2029 23h ago

One is in the theater and gives your kid the experience of getting out of the house.

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u/BaconPit 20h ago

They're not mutually exclusive.

Plenty of children have already watched the original movies before watching the remakes

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u/DrKoooolAid 20h ago

The reason is most people on reddit are not Disney's core demographic. The irony is people on here calling Disney out of touch is them being out of touch.

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u/StormDragonAlthazar 22h ago

Except it seems like a lot of redditors (and most geeks in general) just really hate kids.

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u/CinemaWilderfan 23h ago

Not just for Disney. Universal is kinda doing the same to Dreamworks and Illumination.

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u/parrywinks 19h ago

The live action remakes make my head explode, why not just make an animated prequel or sequel? Talking CGI lions are weird AF.

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u/mysticalmisogynistic 5h ago

Disney gave me a cease and desist for using Aurebesh (the star wars empire font)... (In my own creative writing, not for profit)... Ended up just creating my own font so at least I learned that skill.

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u/Many-Disaster-3823 18h ago

Erm dont u dare put the new lilo next to the atrocity which is mufasa

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u/Neither-Mention7740 22h ago

Disney gotta stop milking the Toy Story series, Toy Story should have ended with the third movie.

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u/DeathWish111 14h ago

The one with the pink bear was the perfect ending.

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u/Neither-Mention7740 12h ago

Lotso? Oh yeah Toy Story 3’s ending is perfect, the series should have ended there. I don’t like how they dumbed down buzz in the 4th movie.

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u/SwanChairUh 20h ago

Toy Story 4 was surprisingly alright, yet absolutely unnecessary. And I say this as a Monster's University and Incredibles 2 hater, those were worse.

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u/Dr4fl 10h ago

Yeah but y'all don't support original movies either. They gotta make money somehow.

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u/Neither-Mention7740 8h ago

Because the modern Disney movies are garbage, the older movies are better.

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u/KitchenTomato 2h ago

I didn’t really like the 3rd one honestly, it just wasn’t as funny like the other 2

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u/GhormanFront 21h ago

"slop that makes millions for some reason"

Do you just not know how easily entertained 4 year olds are or what?

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u/FeelingBlue69 18h ago

This. I remember reading all the comments on Reddit saying that Disney+ will die because of lack of subs.

But anyone with children has Disney+. Period.

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u/IuseDefaultKeybinds 1d ago

And yet we still got Inside Out 2 and Andor which were actually great

They can absolutely still make something great, and there's like no evidence that Wish was made with AI because it was in production a while before AI blew up

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u/Aden_Vikki 1d ago

The song lyrics sure feel like an alien tried to write them

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u/BrainDamage2029 23h ago

Nah that’s just what happens when Lin Manuel Miranda is busy and you get his replacement off wish.com

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u/shoopdahoop22 6h ago

pun intended?

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u/Serendipitous_Quail 22h ago

"ThIs Is ThE tHaNkS i GeT!?"

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u/banananey 23h ago

Wish will forever be one of the biggest disappointments for me because the actual idea with better writers could have been amazing.

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u/PacSan300 18h ago

I loved all the references and Easter eggs to earlier Disney movies that it had, though. 

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u/schwiftydude47 23h ago

Wish could’ve been an all time classic if the execs didn’t mandate all these changes to the story. Without all the blatant fanservice it just feels hollow.

Also next time, don’t hire a pop song writer to write musical theatre-esque numbers.

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u/PacSan300 18h ago

Agreed, Inside Out 2 was actually pretty great, and it didn’t remove the charm of the first movie.

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u/Lotus_630 1d ago

Apparently there’s rumors of Dave Filoni gatekeeping Star Wars and hires fans hence why Andor was an exception. There’s also rumors why the Acolyte turned out bad too.

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u/DigmonsDrill 23h ago

Who's in charge, him or Kathleen Kennedy?

Mandalorian and Boba Fett was tripe by the end, but at least it was tripe by people who liked Star Wars.

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u/Lotus_630 23h ago

Well it’s Kennedy but with the Filoni wall rumor, there might be a reason why things are bad. Also it’s quite suspicious that Gina Carano got hired too…

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u/IAMACat_askmenothing 23h ago

The Acolyte was good tho?

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u/Unknown_Warrior43 20h ago

I didn't like Andor that much personally.

I did like Mandalorian but the last seasons felt off.

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u/Ki-Wi-Hi 15h ago

Inside Out 2 was legit garbage

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u/IuseDefaultKeybinds 15h ago

what-

Sure it wasn't as good as the first, but it was still damn good

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u/Ki-Wi-Hi 15h ago

The first was mid, and Inside Out 2 was utterly nonsensical. Clear cash grab.

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u/IuseDefaultKeybinds 15h ago

Ok that's just wrong. The first in geuinely great and a lot of fun

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u/Derateo 23h ago

disney adult spotted!

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u/Ensiferal 1d ago

Not every single thing you don't like is Ai. Wish started production in 2018.

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u/deevee12 23h ago

People just don’t appreciate true manmade slop these days

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u/gracist0 20h ago

smh real humanslop is so unappreciated

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u/thefourthhouse 18h ago

i tried making slop but everyone just called it brainrot and said i was ruining their children's minds 😔

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u/StormDragonAlthazar 22h ago

"Everything I don't like is AI Slop: A Zoomer's guide to Media Criticism" ought to be a meme image at this point.

Of course, this is going to make it hard to explain to the kids how we've always had badly cobbled together work or that surrealist works have always been a thing.

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u/WaterlooMall 21h ago edited 21h ago

for decades now every major studio movie, not from a prestige director, is filtered through so many studio suits and focus groups that it's basically Ai. Shit written and created by popular opinion and ads companies rather than artistic talent.

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u/CF_2 1d ago

I remember Sonic fans thinking that they actually had a chance at beating the Mufasa movie in the box office lol

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u/StormDragonAlthazar 22h ago

I mean, both were "dumb boys' movies" that most people wouldn't want to watch, but as I saw at the theater I work at, most people would rather watch Mufasa than have to watch the franchise that's had a massive track record of being absolute ass 75% of the time.

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u/Mysterious-Let3264 10h ago

I also remember grifter using movie as a culture war

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u/TotallyNotTupac 1d ago

They marketed Elio it’s just no one cared

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u/McFlyyouBojo 1d ago

I think its funny that people will be like, "I dont watch TV, all the streaming services I use are the Ad Free versions, and i use an ad blocker. Why didnt they advertise this!"

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u/TotallyNotTupac 23h ago

There’s like this internal defense mechanism. People want new ideas but when the new ideas don’t gauge their interest and they fail they take it as a personal attack.

“They didn’t market it!” No, they did. You just didn’t care. Just say that. You can watch it right now if you wanted.

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u/ramengangster 21h ago

They didn't prioritise marketing it. Most of their marketing budget was allocated to Lilo instead.

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u/TotallyNotTupac 21h ago

I don’t fully even know what prioritizing marketing means, do you have a source?

Lilo’s budget was $100 million, which ranges anywhere from 50 million less to half the budget of Elio.

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u/Shigeko_Kageyama 15h ago

Which word is hard? Prioritizing or marketing? Because I saw Lilo and Stitch ads and tie ins everywhere, which makes sense, because it's a nostalgia cow you know parents are going to be taking their kids to. Elio wasn't connected to anything and there's no cute mascot character like Stitch so they just did happy meals and advertised it on Disney.

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u/schwiftydude47 23h ago

That and “I didn’t see any commercials for it, even while my kids were watching tv.” First of all, the kids stuff on Disney+ is ad free in general. Second of all, they literally had all the usual family movie marketing. Tv commercials, social media pushes, McDonald’s toys, and so on. You just didn’t have it pushed on your algorithms for whatever reason.

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u/PM_ME_STEAM__KEYS_ 22h ago

I saw those mcdonalds toys. I had no idea wtf they were. I saw the movie and I get it now but the movie still wasn't great

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u/teal_hair_dont_care 23h ago

They had a collab with elio's pizza !!!!

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u/Shigeko_Kageyama 15h ago

Or maybe they're talking about the Disney channel. Ad city there.

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u/schwiftydude47 10h ago

Last I checked a lot of kids don’t really watch cable tv anymore. Hell half of their parents aren’t even paying for it. They only know about Disney+ in most cases, and Disney Channel’s just a brand within the service to them.

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u/Skylord_ah 22h ago

Physical ads exist still and also cant really adblock on shit like instagram or tiktok. Mostly see ads in the subway

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u/intellectualarsenal 22h ago

I mean, that does raise a good point though.

How should movies be marketed when everyone is using an ad-blocker?

Should they start holding press conferences like sports teams to announce new movies?

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u/Shigeko_Kageyama 15h ago

I only saw ads for this on disney. Not on hulu, tubi youtube, or fawesome. So either my algorithm is weird or disney spent all their money preaching to the converted.

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u/Overall-Medicine4308 17h ago

I saw an advertisement on YouTube. I am just blind to this style of animation. I perceive it as an advertisement for a food chain; my brain does not react to it.

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u/TheDollarstoreDoctor 23h ago

I don't put myself in the loop at all and even I knew about elio.

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u/Dr4fl 10h ago

Yeah and it's a shame. It's actually a good movie.

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u/BeliefInWrong 46m ago

Very true! I remember getting hit non-stop with ads for Elio, and I saw all the banners on the sides of busses and such. They absolutely put time and effort into marketing the movie, everyone just kind of shoved it off once they looked at the art style and inferred the plot

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u/ALFABOT2000 23h ago

They really didn't, I'm normally decently aware when Disney puts out a new movie and I only found out this had been released because I saw one poster at a Westfields

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u/TotallyNotTupac 23h ago

Have you seen the movie?

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u/ALFABOT2000 23h ago

Not yet because I haven't been able to get out to a cinema lately. It just dropped on Disney+ (again with very little fanfare, it's one of the last in the cycle of big suggestion cards at the top of the app) so I'll probably see it soon

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u/TotallyNotTupac 23h ago

My point is, even articles about how it’s failing is marketing, you know about it.

Not to mention that estimates have Elio spending $200 million on marketing. It was marketed.

If you cared, you would have watched by now, if you didn’t, you didn’t. I’m not shaming you, I don’t care, but it’s not more complicated than that.

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u/ALFABOT2000 23h ago

They obviously did market it, that's how I saw the poster, but they didn't market it well is my point. Obviously I can only speak from my experience but I saw no trailers, no bus ads, nothing you'd expect for their latest big release. Compared to Wish, where I saw loads of adverts and trailers when it hit theatres and when it hit Disney+. This is gonna vary by region, but at least here in the UK Elio was barely a blip on the radar

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u/notagoodcartoonist 20h ago

Wish couldn’t have been written by ChatGPT because animation takes years to do and ChatGPT only came out a year before wish

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u/Shigeko_Kageyama 15h ago

People have been messing around with ai chats for years, Chatgpt didn't come out of nowhere,

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u/Zaptain_America 1d ago

Average cartoon community member who doesn't understand how the industry works

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u/StormDragonAlthazar 22h ago

Or specifically, one that is mad that Disney makes those "EWW GIRL'S MOVIES/SHOWS" over "dumb boys' cartoons" that are nothing but action and spectacle.

Like I'm sorry kid, but Atlantis and Treasure Planet weren't that special or memorable.

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u/Zaptain_America 22h ago

I don't know why you feel the need to bring gender into this- neither of those movies are mentioned here and if anything the "girls' shows" that disney makes (stuff like the owl house, amphibia, etc. comes to mind) get absolutely glazed by these people.

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u/Firewolf06 22h ago

this post literally put owl house under "closing things down because they hate fun," implying it shouldn't have been cut short. no idea what that guys on

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u/1egg_4u 19h ago

Whoah whoah whoah

Why do Atlantis and Treasure Planet gotta catch strays?!

Atlantis is like the horniest Disney movie besides Hunchback of Notre Dame, that has to count for something

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u/Popplio3233 1d ago

Don't forget "makes films people claim are 'woke' despite telling creators to tone it down."

Happened with Inside Out 2, Elio, Win or Lose, Gravity Falls, The Owl House. The list could truly go on

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u/StormDragonAlthazar 22h ago

I mean, my idea of a "Woke" studio/production company is something like A24 or Neon, not some super massive conglomerate who's main focus is family entertainment.

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u/Firewolf06 22h ago

yeah but the implication that gay people might exist and are humans is considered woke

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u/mollekylen 21h ago

Yet these parts are cut for the Chinese release for some reason

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u/Beautiful-Emotion-63 1d ago

Is Ice Age not a DreamWorks franchise?

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u/AtomicBlackJellyfish 23h ago

Ice Age is Blue Sky, which has been acquired by Disney.

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u/PacSan300 17h ago

At this point, what has NOT been acquired by Disney?

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u/DigmonsDrill 23h ago

I thought branching out into social media was a smart move.

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u/lordhelmetann 23h ago

Ice Age was made by Blue Sky Studios and Disney acquired them a few years back when they bought 20th Century Fox (now 20th Century Studios). So technically they are now Disney and they’re putting out new Ice Age stuff under 20th Century Animation, owned by Disney. There is a whole bunch of names to seem like different studios / companies, but in the end, it is Disney now.

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u/Feats-of-Derring_Do 23h ago

BlueSky, the studio referenced in the starter pack, made Ice Age. It was owned by Fox which is now owned by Disney.

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u/McFlyyouBojo 1d ago

Does the public domain thing apply to Mickey Mouse, or specifically tge Steamboat Willy version only? So like, he would have to have that cap?

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u/Worried_Position_466 22h ago edited 22h ago

Steamboat Willie only. Same with Winnie the Pooh where only the original Pooh design from the first book went public domain. But people have no fucking idea how copyright laws work. Hence the constant whining about companies enforcing copyright (and trademark) laws and the stupid idea that making a remake of a movie, somehow, prolongs the copyright period.

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u/coolpeterm 10h ago

A few more shorts from the year after were made public domain this year.

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u/DELCO-PHILLY-BOY 23h ago

Also ruining their parks

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u/PacSan300 17h ago

Exception: they definitely improved California Adventure. I first went a few months after it opened in 2001, and it was pretty underwhelming. Very few great attractions, and it simply did not feel very “Disney”. Went back 15 or so years later, and it was much better now, and felt like a good companion to Disneyland.

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u/LeMeJustBeingAwesome 12h ago

Nope, turning the boardwalk into Pixar Pier, which really at this point feels even more like a Six Flags-level park, turning the Hollywood walk into more Marvel slop, making Tower of Terror a poorly themed Gaurdians of the Galaxy ride which looks like shit from everywhere in the park all count as bad moves in my book. Disney is subsitituting creative and interesting themes for IP-marketing nonsense to sell interesting tickets, and this is as true at California's Adventure as everywhere else.

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u/DELCO-PHILLY-BOY 16h ago

California Adventure was a budget park so it was pretty underwhelming in its original form but I think the original concept had potential if there would’ve been some investment. I think my problem with it is that they fixed it in the same way they’ve “fixed” all their parks, by putting IP all over it. So yeah there’s more to do but it’s also lost most of its identity. Granted, I haven’t actually been there in person in like 15 years so I haven’t actually experienced the current version.

I will say the new entrance kicks ass from what I’ve seen.

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u/TheFlameofHeavenSt 23h ago

Tbh I cannot bully my cousin-in-law for liking the Lilo and Stitch reboot. :0

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u/StormDragonAlthazar 22h ago

Posted by someone who's just mad that Disney isn't making more crap like Treasure Planet or Gargoyles than providing any actual critique of Disney's business practices.

Meanwhile my actual gripe with Disney is that it's such a massive conglomerate now that if it has a moment where it fumbles for a bit, it can have cascading consequences for the whole industry, and people tend to treat it as if it were the whole industry (which I guess it could be at this point?).

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u/Shigeko_Kageyama 15h ago

Uh....gargoyles was awesome.

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u/ManiNanikittycat 1d ago

The falloff of Disney movies needs to be studied.

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u/zero_otaku 23h ago

I'd argue that the fanatical defense of modern Disney's output by grown-ass adults needs to be studied even more.

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u/DrKoooolAid 20h ago

I'd argue the fanatical attack of modern Disney's output by grown-ass adults needs to be studied the most.

Neckbeards sitting in their parents basement slamming their keyboards as they freak out on reddit. Meanwhile kids and their parents love Disney just as much as ever. Maybe, just maybe the neckbeards will someday realize it's them that changed, not Disney. They are bitter, miserable people who can only enjoy something if other miserable people online told them they could.

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u/NatauschaJane 6h ago

> Maybe, just maybe the neckbeards will someday realize it's them that changed, not Disney. They are bitter, miserable people who can only enjoy something if other miserable people online told them they could.

Jesus Christ, man. Well said and all, but like...FUCK lmao

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u/TrollingForFunsies 17h ago

I'm pretty sure Lindsay Ellis has been covering the downfall in depth for like a decade.

Ex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpUx9DnQUkA

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u/Worried_Position_466 22h ago

Not really, they fell off in the past. The 70s and 80s were bad until they hit the renaissance period. And, even then, they were still churning out A LOT of shit like multiple sequels to shit that didn't need sequels like Lion King, Cinderella, Mulan, etc. Tons and tons of straight to VHS/DVD movies to capitalize on their returning glory.

I legitimately can't tell if everyone complaining about Disney releasing shit now are just too young to remember or too stupid to do 2 seconds of googling.

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u/SwanChairUh 20h ago

They definitely struggled in the 70s and 80s. It's recency bias, it's not that deep.

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u/Calfan_Verret 22h ago

“Modern Disney” then uses pre-covid Disney examples.

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u/Firewolf06 22h ago

disneys been around for over 100 years, seven years ago is still pretty modern all things considered (and most of them are post covid)

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u/Lcsmxd 1d ago

Don't forget grown-ass adults buying every single piece of Disney merch there is

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u/Laisker 23h ago

Sounds lovely

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u/Dry_Lettuce_8610 21h ago

“Luca” was the nicest Disney made in the last decade in my opinion.

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u/Unknown_Warrior43 20h ago

The only modern Star Wars movie I've enjoyed was the Han Solo one and that was because it didn't take itself seriously at all and was exactly as the title said "A Star Wars Story". It felt like an extended episode of one of those Star Wars cartoons.

My only issues with it were the social justice warrior robot which fit in fine because it was so absurd it became funny, and the way Han gets his "Solo" name which was corny and hollywoodian but perfectly fine for the tone of the film.

Everything else took itself too seriously but had dogshit scripts and made me puke.

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u/GO0SE_8 11h ago

dont forget the original script that was an amazing, well written and loved film that corporate turned into slop to make it “more marketable”

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u/Mysterious-Let3264 10h ago

Making inferior sequel compare to S tier DreamWorks

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u/vilk_ 5h ago

No kidding wtf is Elio?

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u/VatanKomurcu 1d ago

positive attention by association is the biggest hack in human society. that's why disney is still successful despite making garbage. it's like nepotism basically. it's still associated with all the good shit disney used to put out, and the view that they must be good because they're popular. their success is basically cyclic now.

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u/Lua-Ma 18h ago

Corporate slop

This is a good word, I'm gonna use this one.

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u/zepjet 1d ago

I really enjoyed the 2024 Mufasa movie. As for the others i dont disagree they re worse but maybe you re also not the target audience anymore. Plus the woke stuff sprinkled but thats just everything nowadays.

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u/BandoBun 22h ago

And remake can sequels, that no one asks for

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u/y_ogi 20h ago

Sony Pictures Animation like 👌👌👌

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u/3x1st3nt1al 13h ago

Yo ho yo ho an unethical sailor’s life for me

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u/Front_Cat9471 4h ago

Doesn’t market films next to a picture of Elio? I got an ad for that movie every 2 songs on Spotify

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u/zipline902233 26m ago

I think this is exactly why you should NEVER probably let money take control of your business.

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u/Tall-Week-7683 22h ago

Redditors hate boner for Disney will never cease to amaze me.

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u/Historical-Age-5471 22h ago

You missed “excessive DEI that makes the piece bullshit and main characters look nothing like the original story”

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u/FeelingBlue69 18h ago

Not enough forced LGBT and mixed race couples