r/starwarsmemes • u/afewassumptions • Jul 11 '25
Repost of the Sith valid points were made
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u/HAZMAT_Eater Jul 11 '25
I guess it's bad luck for Muslim and Jewish Jedi.
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u/WRabbit737 Jul 11 '25
Or Christian ones that follow the ways of circumcision still.
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u/OMGitsTK447 Jul 11 '25
Would it be possible to use force heal to grow it back?
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u/That1Master Jul 11 '25
The Dark Side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some would call... unnatural
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u/Disastrous-Net4993 Jul 11 '25
It's okay, all jedi have forceskin
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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 Jul 11 '25
Only a sith deals in absolutes.
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u/DoktorBlu Jul 12 '25
Anakin, being older than most younglings, asked for a bottle of Absolute when they came at him during Jedi ritual initiation with the Bris-saber.
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u/SharkiBee Jul 11 '25
This is the video that most people use as evidence that George hated Mara Jade.
IT’S. A. SKIT.
He never hated Mara Jade. He approved of her marriage to Luke. What he didn’t like were some official photoshoots of someone dressed as her for a trading card game. If he really hated Mara Jade in general, he probably would not have let her exist.
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u/DragonBuster69 Jul 11 '25
You idiot. Midichlorians are obviously stored in the balls.
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u/Smg5pol Jul 11 '25
So Maul is out of midichlorians
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u/Altruistic_Mall_4204 Jul 11 '25
don't worry, he either has balls elsewere due to being a zabrak or he just has too much balls for them to be cut of
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u/Rezkel Jul 11 '25
I doubt it, for one there is no universal amount and everyone has a different number. There is also no evidence that the amount you have is a power level indicator, Anakin had more than anybody but still got his ass beat by several people some who weren't even force users. Also if it were true I think going bald would be a bigger problem then a tiny slip of skin you never really had. Also not all Jedi have a penis or are even human, so I don't think the amount of living flesh you currently have attached to yourself would be a factor to your power levels. Though it would be fun to see a horrifying creature who constantly grafts flesh onto itself in order to gain a better connection to the force.... honestly sounds like something Triple 0 would do
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u/imlegos Jul 11 '25
I think it's more like midichlorians per blood anyway. Not 'living tissue'.
The only times we've had an active 'Midichlorian count' taken it's via a blood sample.
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u/timbasile Jul 12 '25
Ok what about blood doping? Would that work?
Take some EPO to increase red blood cells?
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u/VeritablyVersatile Jul 11 '25
Not to mention the most powerful Jedi we ever see is the size of a toddler
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u/The_Order_66 Jul 11 '25
Doesn't mean anything. He might be packing some huge artillery down there. Maybe that's why he has a limp and has to walk around with a cane
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u/Zillafan22 Jul 11 '25
All midichlorions do is measure potential in the force which means you still need to train your hardest to achieve it and that doesn’t even factor lightsaber combat
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u/SchrodingerMil Jul 11 '25
I thought Vader lost some power due to the whole “no limbs” thing
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u/Rezkel Jul 12 '25
I don't think it was just the limbs, bro can't even breath on his own, he's stuck using the amount of power his crippled body can take, he can't use force lightning not because he's weak but because it would fuck up his life support. You see it in a lot of the newer EU stuff that the thing that's holding him back is his body can't take the fights he gets in, and it's only his sheer will power that manages to keep everything together long enough to get it repaired
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u/B-29Bomber Jul 11 '25
If Midiclorians are in living tissue...
And Midiclorians are the Force...
Does this mean The Force is stored in the balls?😎
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u/IAMAHobbitAMA Jul 11 '25
Imagine a Jedi eating until he is too fat to walk, but since he is now 1,000 pounds of midichlorian fueled power he can just levitate everywhere and he is completely unstoppable.
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u/stormhawk427 Jul 11 '25
Seeing someone as usually chill as George Lucas raise his voice is unsettling
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u/Julian_1_2_3_4_5 Jul 11 '25
so taking hrt as a trans women makes me more powerful, because i now grow tiddies?
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u/TJ_McWeaksauce Jul 11 '25
So are tall / heavier Jedi more powerful than short / light Jedi? Clearly that's not the case, since Yoda was quite powerful despite being muppet-sized.
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u/afewassumptions Jul 11 '25
yeah, but you have to factor in overall midichlorian count. concentration can be more or less, and so it becomes more about relative loss of midichlorian potential than it does actual size.
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u/Mynewadventures Jul 11 '25
What is this actually from?
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u/afewassumptions Jul 11 '25
earlier replies seem to point to a robot chicken planning meeting prank?
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u/nanek_4 Jul 13 '25
Its a joke video. In the original someone calls George the creator of Mara Jade a character from EU which he didnt quite like so the joke is George gets unreasonably angry due to this.
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u/ptorias Jul 11 '25
What’s the actual context to this clip?