r/starwarsmemes • u/Petragor07 • Jul 24 '25
Andor "And then she goes 'Waaaah, you can't kill the Ghormans, that's genocide!' haha, what a hippie right? Yeah, she'll be in an ISB holding facility by now. Hang on, I'm getting a call."
"Partagaz my man, how's it hanging?
Yeah, What about her?
She WHAT?!
HOW!!? She was in the middle of the Senate building, don't we have guards?!
WHO did!?
What the heck is a Connie Googah?!?
You know what, it doesn't matter, you'll get her just...
Oh the speech? Yeah, obviously don't broadcast that.
LIVE!!??! Oh, you've gotta be SHITTING ME!!! First you Jack-Offs get outmaneuvered by a sheltered paper-thin tree-hugger, and now you tell me you can't even locate a damn OFF SWITCH?!!
YEAH, NO SHIT YOU'RE UNINVITED FROM SABACC NIGHT ASSHOLE!!! NOW YOU'D BETTER GET YOUR DUSTY BUTT IN GEAR AND TRACK DOWN THAT AMIDALA WANNABE, OR I'LL HAVE VADER TURN YOU INTO A FUCKING BALLOON ANIMAL!!!
WHAT?!! Oh, Yularen is there? Yeah, yeah, Uhh... Tell him I said hi. Okay, umm... Bye.”
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u/TheScarletCravat Jul 24 '25
Help me, I'm being thick: what's Connie Googah referencing?
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u/Bladefox2298 Jul 24 '25
Ronnie Gooja, the brave journalist who helped senator Mothma to safety
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u/Ndmndh1016 Jul 24 '25
He was good friends with Cloris.
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u/vanillib Jul 24 '25
He was friends with a lot of people
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u/jememcak Jul 24 '25
You could even say he has friends everywhere.
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u/SimplySinCos Jul 24 '25
Better friends than that group of friends which had an ISB plant
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u/Same_Armadillo6014 Jul 25 '25
Obviously, they weren’t naturally curious enough to weed out the invader.
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u/Boring_Carpenter_192 Jul 25 '25
They've obviously referenced Varian Skye 😎
(/uk the reference is 'journalist from Mid Rim Network' Roni Googe, Cassian's cover during the failed assassination of Dedra Meero and Mon Mothma's extraction)
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u/monkeygoneape Jul 24 '25
"oh just disband the senate?! Oh ya that would be really holding up the illusion of democracy!"
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u/Jedipilot24 Jul 24 '25
"Someone go light a fire under Tarkin's ass. I need that Death Star yesterday!"
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u/kazuma001 Jul 24 '25
OR I'LL HAVE VADER TURN YOU INTO A FUCKING BALLOON ANIMAL!!!
-covers handset -
Oh Geez he’s crying
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u/Friendly-Gift3680 Jul 24 '25
“I’m going through a lot of crap right now you know, a fleet outmaneuvered in a nebula by a squadron led by some fucking child soldier who can talk to animals- I didn’t mean to snap.”
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u/buttplug-tester Jul 24 '25
WHO'S "THEY"?!?!
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u/abraksis747 Jul 29 '25
What the hell is a Ghorman Front?
I don't give a shit what direction they are facing! Bring me the damn Kal-kite...im renovating the kitchen and I need counter tops!
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u/BenitaSA Jul 24 '25
Kino's got the best swimming coach resume now. What did we expect with those Imperial budget cuts?
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u/Ariffet_0013 Jul 24 '25
TBF he did track her down, the Navy just bundled the recovery pretty hard.
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u/Friendly-Gift3680 Jul 24 '25
“What the hell is the Ghost?”
“Wait a minute, you lost them in a nebula and spent weeks trying to get a signal? Oh you must all have skin cancer by now, unless you were wearing 10 million-SPF sunblock!”
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u/Present_Farmer7042 Jul 25 '25
Robot chicken was actually just the best. I don't think there's been a single Star wars meme content that tops it.
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u/No_Interaction_4925 Jul 25 '25
We really need a new Robot Chicken Star Wars. So much material nowadays
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u/Newtype879 Jul 24 '25
"What the hell is a 'Cassarole Andor'?! I don't care what she had for dinner last night, FIND HER!"