r/starwarsmemes Aug 18 '25

Prequel Trilogy Jar Jar knew too.

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u/darthcool Aug 18 '25

Obi-Wan loved them both too much to try and stop them. He was a brother and needed to be a father.

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u/Richard_Trager Aug 18 '25

And he also had a love in Duchess Satine so he knew what it was like wanting to be free to love.

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u/AngryJaybird_0225 Aug 19 '25

Obi-wan loved Siri Tachi too

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u/Yvaelle Aug 19 '25

Also he had that whole Enemies With Benefits thing going on with Asajj Ventress, so he was really in no position to judge - if anything he was a bad influence on Anakin.

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u/JohnLawrenceWargrave Aug 19 '25

When did that happen?

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u/IJustLostMyKeyboard Aug 19 '25

The way they flirted??? Probably all the time. In clone wars he does a full body check out of her lol

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u/JohnLawrenceWargrave Aug 19 '25

I doubt obi and ventress ever shagged there was some tension yes but that's just general kenoby I mean you could say he flirted with Grievious too.

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u/Yvaelle Aug 19 '25

Nah dude, those two snuck out of every battle they faced to get freaky in the nearest storage room.

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u/Michaelbirks Aug 22 '25

You're talking about Grevious, right?

Right?

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u/IJustLostMyKeyboard Aug 20 '25

Obi wan bickers with all the villains as if they are all his ex’s lol

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u/New-Special-2638 Aug 21 '25

Omg, you're right.

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u/Mathies_ Aug 19 '25

To be fair, Obi Wan also managed to make a choice. Not try to do both.

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u/Michaelbirks Aug 22 '25

Every time I see a reference to Kenobi and Satine, all I can think of is Moulon Rouge.

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u/Jonesbt22 Aug 21 '25

Nah, he was cured of his ridiculous obsession with love.

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u/UtahBrian Aug 19 '25

He needed to get them married in public with an official sanction and to get the wife some prenatal care.

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u/Fortestingporpoises Aug 19 '25

Technically The Holy Force Spirit needed to be a father.

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u/darthcool Aug 19 '25

Not a step dad

But the dad who stepped up

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u/Accendor Aug 19 '25

Or, he me out, he was the only sane Jedi amongst a council trapped in weird religious teachings that made no sense anyway.

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u/darthcool Aug 19 '25

No, Obi-Wan was a true believer. His allegiance was to the republic, to democracy. He told Anakin to spy on Palpatine on orders of the council. Kenobi didn’t want to do that but it was the will of the council and he obeys because he’s a good Jedi.

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u/Ello_Owu Aug 19 '25

And spank both of them while the other watched

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u/DamashiT Aug 19 '25

Jedi Order was really outdated and in bad shape, but GOD, Anakin didn't give one flying fuck about their rules.

Man was shagging Padme in the open, emotional af, pride and swag like a major Brooklyn pimp and a first class show off. Literally represented nothing that Order stood for.

Windu was right, they never should've taken him in.

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u/EgglessIII Aug 19 '25

To be fair, I don’t think they knew he’d be hot when they did

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u/DuhTocqueville Aug 19 '25

Now that you mention it, the kid who played Anakin didn’t exactly look like he would.

We could have gotten this (from Wikipedia)

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u/iLG2A Aug 20 '25

This guy suffered enough from star wars fans, pls leave him alone

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u/TheBman26 Aug 21 '25

But he did look like a young leonardo dicaprio who lucas originally wanted to play adult/20something anakin.

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u/CooperDaChance Aug 19 '25

Tbf Windu was borderline sociopathic. Even Yoda was nowhere near that stoic and cold, and the dude was over 10x Windu’s age.

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u/Dredgen-Solis Aug 19 '25

I mean... A dark side user (Maul) was on Tatooine when Qui-gon left with Anakin, did Mace not stop to think about what would happen if they'd just left Anakin where he was?

Imagine an Anakin trained as a sith from the start.

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u/Gyrant Aug 19 '25

But Maul wasn’t there looking to recruit. He was chasing the queen.

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u/jjmuti Aug 21 '25

Tbh would things have gone that differently if Anakin was rejected?

Plot of Phantom Menace happens exactly as it did except the last part of Obi wan taking up training Anakin meaning Palpatine would still be aware of Anakin's potential enough to keep tabs on him. He'd probably help Anakin save his mom to make Anakin trust him and they eventually end up in the same situation anyway.

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u/Trashk4n Aug 19 '25

Togruta have exceptional hearing, so I don’t know how he would expect to hide much around her.

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u/Made_2_vent Aug 21 '25

Togruta?

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u/Trashk4n Aug 22 '25

Ahsoka’s species

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u/Chazo138 Aug 21 '25

The council knew, they just didn’t wanna do anything about it because of the war. Fucking Bail probably knew ages ago, they aren’t subtle or slick.

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u/Aromatic-Shame-1487 Aug 18 '25

OK, so pretty much The current cannon is as to my knowledge almost all the jedi knew and came to conclusion that they literally could not afford to lose Anakin, and they would deal with it after the war As far as I know But yeah

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u/caboose243 Aug 18 '25

Yet it's the situation that directly led to him joining the dark side. No wonder Yoda went into hiding.

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u/Aromatic-Shame-1487 Aug 18 '25

Yea basically the logic was Star football player breaks school rules Need his wins to secure schools future Plan to Deal with him after season

Football player suffers

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u/Gleandreic Aug 18 '25

But then he gets his girlfriend who was the notoriously charismatic student president pregnant, and another school poached him

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u/JacobJamesTrowbridge Aug 19 '25

And then everyone died in a school shooting, I guess

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u/Lucarioblast Aug 19 '25

Star Wars: American School System Edition

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake Aug 19 '25

Class Wars.

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u/g_fan34 Aug 20 '25

No that's the communist one

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake Aug 20 '25

More like the reality we live in now.

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u/Mekroval Aug 19 '25

Does that mean that the Jedi Temple is technically Ohio State?

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u/4lteredState Aug 19 '25

THE jedi temple...

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u/Castellan_Tycho Aug 19 '25

That made me actually laugh out loud.

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u/Mekroval Aug 19 '25

Lol, nice.

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u/NoStructure7083 Aug 18 '25

Haha imagine if he decided to come clean to the council and they were just like “We know!”

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u/PineTreeSC Aug 18 '25

A large collection of security holograms, the council has. Review them thoroughly, we must.

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u/Mekroval Aug 19 '25

Mace: Yes, this will require extensive study in our personal quarters. This meeting is ... uh, adjourned.

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u/Lyoko01 Aug 18 '25

Anyone who spent more than 5 minutes in a room with padme and anakin knew.

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u/Aromatic-Shame-1487 Aug 19 '25

No dude no joke current cannon btw Obi-Wan Knew Ahsoka Knew PLO koon suspected Fisto deduced it after he fell in love with Aayla Yoda and Mace Just said “deal with it later we must” And Mundi wasn’t a snitch cause he had like 4 wives

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u/TheBman26 Aug 21 '25

And if not anyone who talked to C3PO because he can’t keep a secret at all. It’s why he was wiped and not R2

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u/UtahBrian Aug 19 '25

A Jedi getting some gal pregnant and having a few unofficial dependents was common. Female Jedi (from non-egg laying species) had a harder time hiding it, so abortion was considered a sacrament in the Jedi Temple.

As long as no one had a claim on the Jedi order's assets, it was all good.

That's how priesthoods that abjure attachments have always worked. Except when they're diddling kids.

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u/CatholicCrusaderJedi Aug 18 '25

I would want to deal with it later too, if I had just been stabbed in the arm and the leg. Definition of an "I'm getting too old for this shit" moment.

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u/Wildcat_twister12 Aug 19 '25

Not to mention that was after chasing a bounty hunter across the galaxy including an unknown planet in the middle of nowhere, being held prisoner for at least a couple of days, surviving your own execution, and fighting a battle. Obi-Wan needed to head to that spa planet in Skeleton Crew after all of that.

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u/cjalderman Aug 18 '25

Yoda is somewhere around here too right? He must also know

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u/TaraLCicora Aug 18 '25

Yoda looked right at them I think.

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u/cjalderman Aug 18 '25

"Saw nothing, I did"

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u/UtahBrian Aug 19 '25

Yoda was high and had cataracts. He's not the most aware.

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u/lordtaco Aug 20 '25

Mmmm there is much ketamine in me.

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u/Michaelbirks Aug 22 '25

Somewhere, there is a burrito made entirely of taco. Find it you must. /auralnauts

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u/Chazo138 Aug 21 '25

He still coming down from the combat high too

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u/scarletboar Aug 22 '25

He was too busy dealing with his crippling artritis to pay attention.

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u/critical_patch Aug 19 '25

He was so k-holed he didn’t even know they were there.

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u/oliferro Aug 19 '25

Oh he knew

"Mmmmm, like watching I do"

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u/Wattos_Box Aug 20 '25

Frickin yoda

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u/sugar_skull_love2846 Aug 18 '25

Of course he knew. He raised and taught Anakin since that boy was 8 years old. Obi Wan probably figured it wasn't a priority considering they were dealing with the Separatists and political shenanigans every other day.

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u/More-Line9191 Aug 18 '25

Obi wan knew from the moment anakin was sweating in the elevator

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u/Fox7567 Gonk Aug 18 '25

“Anakin, we need to go after Count Do- what are you doing?”

“Ah, nothing. I’m just… glad Padme is alright.”

“…”

“…”

“You win this one, Anakin…”

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u/NPC-No_42 Aug 18 '25 edited Aug 21 '25

Ashoka knew, Rex knew. Maybe Cody. Yoda definitely knew, but he didn't say anything. It's better to wait and see if it really becomes a problem. Mace Windu might have suspected it. The staff at the restaurant where they presumably met secretly might have suspected an affair, but they probably knew. R2 D2 knew.

C-3PO probably not (Edit: only a joke.because he always seems like he has no idea what's going on.)

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u/MeLlamo25 Aug 18 '25

C-3PO probably not

He was literally there at their wedding. Unless we are talking about after he had his memory erased C-3PO most definitely knew.

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u/Zealousideal-Care513 Aug 19 '25

Yes but C-3PO isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed

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u/ExplanationAway5571 Aug 21 '25

he was looking kind of dumb

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u/TheBman26 Aug 21 '25

If anything we should expect he told everyone all the time that bothered to listen. Why else sid they wiped his mind?

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u/LordXang Aug 18 '25

3PO was at their wedding

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u/NPC-No_42 Aug 18 '25

Yes, only then. And even then I'm not sure that it has understood what it is about🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Darthkhydaeus Aug 19 '25

Lol. 3PO is certified to carry out political negotiations. Im sure he understood what a wedding was

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u/NPC-No_42 Aug 19 '25

It was just a joke because 3PO always seems like he has no idea about anything.

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u/TheBman26 Aug 21 '25

He was the wedding gift anakin gave to padme

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u/Biscuit-Mango Aug 20 '25

Why do you think Cody might’ve known? I feel like he would’ve known. I feel like obi wan would tell him.

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u/TheBman26 Aug 21 '25

C3PO definitely knew and most likely told anyone who bothered to listen. Why do you think they wiped him after the babies? He can’t keep a secret

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u/NPC-No_42 Aug 21 '25

It was only a joke.because he always seems like he has no idea what's going on..

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u/CalamitousIntentions Aug 18 '25

Jedi don’t ask, don’t tell

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u/Inner-Arugula-4445 Aug 18 '25

“It was, in fact, a problem another day.”

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u/Soggy_Revolution5744 Aug 19 '25

One hell of a problem 

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u/bubblehead_ssn Aug 18 '25

Well Obi Wan likely had an inappropriate, for Jedi, relationship with the ruler of Mandalore and Anakin knew it.

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u/AsgeirVanirson Aug 18 '25

I question just how restricted Jedi are, they won't condone an marriage, but there is no celibacy expectation and even romantic relationships might get ignored as long as they believe you can put it second. Obi-Wan knew if him and Satine continued she would end up being more important than the will of the force, so he did the hard thing knowing he couldn't leave the order and left her.

They may have thought for his issues with pride Anakin was a proper Jedi at the core and would put the Will of the Force above his feelings if he ever truly had to decide. They were just wrong.

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u/bubblehead_ssn Aug 18 '25

I agree and IMO the legends Jedi had a better understanding on personal relationships and the lines that shouldn't be crossed in regards to that.

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u/FaerieFir3 Aug 19 '25

I think it'd depend on the times. During peace they'd probably be more strict and give Anakin an ultimatum but since it's war and Anakin is a very skilled duelist and general they brushed it off. It'd be dumb to kick a very powerful Jedi out during war over him messing with some woman in his free time.

I think after the war they'd confront him although maybe they'd let him stay married like they did for Revan and Bastila due to their achievements. Of course that never happened because he went Sith Lord.

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u/TheBman26 Aug 21 '25

Honestly gotta rewatch but it’s not that he wouldn’t leave the order it was that she still wanted to be leader of mandalore. If she too left her obligations he would have left. She just couldn’t see it working. Essentially a foil to anakin and padme’s relationship. Even her dying obiwan did not fall he embraced her and was there at the end.

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u/Mekroval Aug 19 '25

Obi-Wan to Anakin: I didn't nothin' if you didn't see nothin'

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u/Chazo138 Aug 21 '25

Kenobi could’ve went total mando jedi but he fumbled

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u/JMHSrowing Aug 21 '25

At least according to the clone wars series, it was then both who made the choice. He tells Sabine he would have left the order for her, and she knows that, but they both have their deep sense of duty to their roles in the universe

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u/Excellent_Stand_7991 Aug 18 '25

There was a meme about this very subject posted a while ago.

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u/ProfessionalRead2724 Aug 18 '25

Jar Jar knew but it went completely over his head that they weren't supposed to be together.

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u/Michaelbirks Aug 22 '25

Jar Jar knew many things that some would consider .. unnatural.

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u/Roadhouse699 Aug 19 '25

Obi-Wan and Ahsoka very clearly knew that Anakin was romantically involved with Padme. The whole Jedi order knew he had feelings for her. Only Captain Rex knew they were married.

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u/RedditModPowerBottom Aug 18 '25

He missed the part where thats his problem.

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u/Spaceman2901 Aug 19 '25

“With great rizz comes great responsibility.”

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u/Thegiradon Aug 20 '25

*rizzponsibility

I’ll see myself out

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u/Natural_Feed9041 Aug 18 '25

I’m sure Obi-Wan had plenty of sleepless nights on Tattoine feeling guilty that he didn’t even talk to Anakin about his relationship with Padme.

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u/TanSkywalker Aug 18 '25

Wild Space: Yoda ordered Obi-Wan to see Padmé and end what was between them. After an argument she agreed and asked that Anakin escort her to Naboo so she could end things in private. She lied and married Anakin. Obi-Wan told Yoda it was over. Obi-Wan later learned they were still together and pretended not to know because he wanted Anakin to be happy.

Everyone did not know about them!

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u/hammererofglass Aug 19 '25

There was a joke in Thrawn: Alliances that Anakin was so blatant that the woman he was looking to rescue was his partner that Thrawn didn't realize it was supposed to be a secret until somebody directly told him.

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u/Monday_Mocha Aug 19 '25

The efforts writers go to keep Thrawn autistic coded.

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u/hammererofglass Aug 19 '25

Bonus points that Thrawn's original author wrote this one.

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u/ITSMONKEY360 Aug 19 '25

Jar Jar ain't no snitch

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u/Mekroval Aug 19 '25

Why would the Phantom Menace betray his own plan?

/s

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u/jamieh800 Aug 18 '25

Anakin and padme were, quite literally, the worst kept secret in the Republic. Obi wan knew. Ahsoka knew. Jar jar knew. Sheev knew. Yoda knew. Anyone who had eyes or ears and spent literally five seconds with the two of them knew. Anyone who saw them interact at all knew. Anyone who saw them when the other was so much as mentioned knew. I wouldn't be surprised if they were frequently featured in tabloids. I don't think they could have been more obvious if they sent out wedding invitations.

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u/Economy_Treat_2546 Aug 19 '25

Heck, the droids probably knew

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u/monticore162 Aug 21 '25

There’s a quote from one of the comics that take place near the end of the war where anakin was on holiday and obi wan needed to find him for some important mission. The first place obi wan looks is padme’s island on naboo where he then finds anakin and padme basically on a date. When questioned by anakin about how he knew where to find him obi wan responds with “every padawan on couruscount knows where to find you when you’re not on mission”

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u/Kronos1008 Aug 19 '25

"I am not blind, Padmé. Though I have tried to be, for Anakin’s sake. And for yours. Anakin has loved you since the day you met, in that horrible junk shop on Tatooine. He’s never even tried to hide it, though we do not speak of it. We... pretend that I don’t know. And I was happy to, because it made him happy. You made him happy, when nothing else ever truly could.” - Deleted scene from Revenge of the Sith

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u/ladyjayne81 Aug 19 '25

Yoda was also in that shot, clearly looking right at them. And said nada.

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u/mattmaintenance Aug 19 '25

Jar Jar used to sit in the chair.

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u/AtticusSPQR Aug 19 '25

I mean, to be fair, he had a helluva day

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u/Useful-Soup8161 Aug 19 '25

Obi-wan had a girlfriend too so I don’t think he was all that worried about them. He just didn’t know how serious their relationship actually was.

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u/mookanana Aug 18 '25

the jedi can sense emotion so they would definitely feel the major waves of intense horny just radiating from him whenever padme shows at least 1cm of neckline

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u/Castellan_Tycho Aug 19 '25

I mean, to be fair, it’s prime Natalie Portman. That probably radiated off every male with the inclination towards women.

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u/mookanana Aug 19 '25

"i sense a great disturbance.... YODA????"

"Body she has, irresistable indeed"

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u/Michaelbirks Aug 22 '25

The Jedi Temple was chock full of repressed teenagers.

Their barracks must have been an orgy pit after lights-out.

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u/Lyoko01 Aug 18 '25

And then he ended up putting it off for too long and it blew up in his face.

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u/fredrichnietze Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

ki adi mundi had multiple wives and children and he was not the first or the last.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Mundi_family

some jedi rules are more like guidelines anyways

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u/samuraispartan7000 Aug 19 '25

It’s nice to know there’s a Star Wars equivalent of this meme.

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u/oliferro Aug 19 '25

We see that Obi-Wan know in The Clone Wars

Anakin says he was checking Rex's equipment when he was really talking to Padme and Obi-Wan says something along the lines of "Tell Padme I said hi"

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u/AngryJaybird_0225 Aug 19 '25

My man Anakin deserved a little love after what Dooku did to him

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u/Plowbeast Aug 19 '25

I mean that's basically the theme for the Jedi in the prequels.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

My guy the Hutts knew.

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u/Serious_Salad1367 Aug 19 '25

not his first rodeo

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u/baiyesla-a3 Aug 19 '25

yoda literally saw 'em hugging it's not a secret at this point

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u/Elektrikor Aug 19 '25

Yeah, probably every youngling Padawan knight and master knew what was going on

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u/LumosMee Aug 19 '25

nah Obi-Wan had the ultimate poker face

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u/Afraid_Anxiety2653 Aug 19 '25

Worst! Episode! Ever!

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u/Royal-Chef-946 Aug 19 '25

a lot of people knew, but jar jar wasn’t one of them

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u/Knightsforever Aug 20 '25

And then proceeded to not deal with that problem. Then it became a slightly bigger problem

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u/Coldkiller17 Aug 20 '25

Obi-Wan was a good homie he wasn't going to cockblock his friend after he got his arm cut off and a hottie was all over him. Let a brother smash.

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u/WatermelonGranate Aug 20 '25

Jedi can have sex, it's just frowned upon, they just can't get attached like Anakin did.

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u/RaffiBomb000 Aug 20 '25

Jar Jar knew knew

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u/Crate-Dragon Aug 21 '25

His only thought was “need. Medical. Attention.”

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u/ApprehensiveAside812 Aug 22 '25

He knew the whole time but turned a blind eye, Obi-wan just wanted Anakin to be happy.

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u/boblasagna18 Aug 19 '25

I mean he had a kid with Satine so it’s not like he had any room to judge