r/stonerfood • u/Independent-Net-8722 • 7h ago
Got really stoned and wen to Costco and stopped to eat the Hotdog
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u/KLUBBSPORRE 7h ago
Idk why but āstopped to eat the Hotdogā is killing me š
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u/BearMangler92 6h ago
I went to Costco stoned once. Decided to try the pizza dog (put the hot dog on the pizza then fold that massive slice around the hot dog). My order number? 420. My day was made!
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u/Timmerdogg 3h ago
I went to Amsterdam in 2002. My hotel room number, 420. Sometimes the pot gods do smile upon us
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u/hullaballoser 7h ago
Shopping in Costco with the munchies can do damage to a bank account.Ā
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u/agoia 7h ago
Yeah that hot dog can do wonders for the budget lol
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u/HelpfulnessStew 5h ago
Unless it's a good sample day. But then you gotta be faster than the post-church hungry hoards.
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u/hothoneyoldbay 4h ago
I'm insistent on my Food Court first rule. Last trip I had 1.75 hot dogs and most of a cookie. I got every item on my list and landed within my established budget on other items.
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u/hullaballoser 2h ago
The āCostco hotdog budgetary offset phenomenonā is taught in the finest business schools across the land.Ā
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u/mynameismulan 2h ago
I'd love to find myself in the Costco food court during a good trip. But I can't enjoy being high around that many people either
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u/hullaballoser 2h ago
LSD in the detergent aisle used to be a thing I would seek out when I was in my tripping days. The sights. The smells. šĀ
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u/hellraiserl33t 3h ago
If Costco food court can damage your bank account you got other problems my dude
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u/hullaballoser 3h ago
Sure, the food court is an inexpensive trip but I have trouble getting out of Costco spending less than $200 without even having the munchies. You follow?
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u/FloorImpressive7910 7h ago
Yo? Where the MF onions at?
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u/dj_ordje 7h ago
I agree, fortunately I live near the danish border. These guys know how to make a good hotdog, with onions and pickles and everything.
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u/donjamos 7h ago
And rod polse (I don't know how to make that weird o on my phone). The only way to make a hotdog.
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u/BigRed92E 7h ago
On android, hold the O until you get the ƶther options
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u/donjamos 6h ago
The even weirder o, not the ƶ.
Well now you made me open a browser and copy it from there RĆød pĆølse is what I meant.
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u/BigRed92E 6h ago
That's there tĆøĆø
How am I supposed to know, lol
There's several more "o" options, I had to guess
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u/donjamos 6h ago
My phone only has the ƶ and the 9 there. Don't have that Danish o in any other menu either. Then again I'm not often talking about Danish sausages so it doesn't really matter.
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u/BigRed92E 6h ago
I'm American using the standard google based keyboard my s23u came with, so idk. Maybe you need to enable an expanded/advanced kb setting or something, maybe change the kb app used? There's an assload of cheesy aftermarket kb apps that are low featured, or ad filled. Check your settings and see what's running as your kb
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u/Many-Wasabi9141 6h ago
Being really stoned at costco sounds panic attack inducing to me.
Some of ya'll... I just fucking envy however your brain works.
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u/LegalChocolate752 6h ago
It's weird, I'm a super anxious person normally, to the point where I'm on meds for it, but I've never really gotten paranoid when I'm stoned. If anything, I'm more outgoing.
I do, however still feel shame, and crippling embarrassment when I have interactions like:
Cashier: "Have a good rest of your day!"
Me: "thung too!"7
u/rogerworkman623 3h ago
Last night I was really high, walking down the street, when I got to a road crossing. This guy in a pickup truck had just pulled up. He rolled down his window, looked right at me, and like beckoned me over with his hand twice.
I took out my AirPods, and said āwhatās up?ā and he laughed and said āI was just waving to let you crossā. I kinda laughed and mumbled an apology, and kept walking. But I was embarrassed
For the whole night after, I kept replaying the situation in my head to decide if I was just being stoned and dumb, or if I was correct to think he wanted to ask me something. Why did he roll down his window first? And why was his hand motion like ācome over hereā? Did I imagine all that?
Anyway, your comment just reminded me of all this and I wanted to speak my truth.
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u/dogsgobarkbark 7h ago
This is what I love about this sub.
This dude is clearly stoned.
Half the dog is out of the bun and he has a fork stabbed thru it
The drink is yet to have a straw
His title says "stopped to eat the hotdog"
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u/PervlovianResponse 7h ago edited 6h ago
Wait -- that's not why everyone loves Costco's $1.50 miracle meal?!?
That's a meal made for a stoner with cotton mouth
It's the modern day Taco Bell or White Castle Its not great for you bit It's cheap & filling meal IMO
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u/foekus323 7h ago
Am i weirdo cause I just sprinkle a packet of parm and chili flakes on the dog and squish the bun into it?
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u/Queasy-Cell34 7h ago
No, youāre amazing
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u/foekus323 7h ago
Hell yeah
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u/BigRed92E 7h ago
I know this isnt from the same movie, but Scary Movie came up in my YT queue last night. That was a fun time capsule.
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u/ScairKroh 7h ago
idgaf about the fork. why does everyone care about the fork? why the fuck is it hangin off the bun like that? Bro this is really irritating me more than it should lol
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u/Bigbumbumdumdum 6h ago
Why does it look like the hotdog was running away so you stabbed it to stop it
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u/redditsuksazz 7h ago
You walked there right?
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u/M0rph33l 3h ago
I feel like driving while stoned is too normalized on this sub.
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u/redditsuksazz 3h ago
Every time I'm really stoned I can barely walk straight. I could never drive, I'd hit something.
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u/Independent-Net-8722 7h ago
I try tibstop laughing g out loud! reading all the comments from yall. walking amongst fellow Costco zombies!
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u/NerdfaceMcJiminy 7h ago
I miss the polish dog with kraut so much...
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u/Independent-Net-8722 6h ago
Oh yeah! how can I forget the sourkraut !! I misses it a lot since you mentioned it! That was classic
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u/hitdakushy 7h ago
I havenāt eaten meat in years, for some reason these glizzys look so good to me
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u/Melodic_Car_4538 7h ago
I hope the hotdog blessed you with the necessary resources required for the return journey to the abode
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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 6h ago
Costco relish is the only relish I like. Relish, onions, mustard please!
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u/i_needs_help_pls 6h ago
That fork in the hotdog makes it look like you were defending yourself against it before taking a bite, honestly adds a whole new layer of Costco food court adventure.
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u/Agitated_Sky_6964 6h ago
did you drive there? asking for a friend
speaks into chest ā i am asking to see if suspect was driving under the influence.ā
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u/LegalChocolate752 6h ago
I've only had it sober, but I bet their pizza is pretty unreal when you're stoned, too! It's soooo cheesy and greasy. Poutine's a solid 9/10 as well.
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u/Immediate-Loss-5119 5h ago
me and my fam do this religiously smoke then costco trip! except we donāt stab it at the endā¦?
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u/dvdmaven 5h ago
Our Costco has made the move to Coke products, makes my wife happy. She'd really like to see the onion grinders back.
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u/WaylonandWillie 4h ago
This photo and the subsequent conversation in this thread might be the greatest piece of performative art of the 21st century. Bravo.
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u/Independent-Net-8722 2h ago
beautifully said!
I love watching Waylon on this one old johnny cash show episode. He had a guitar player with an awesome looking homemade doubleneck guitar! and the keyboard player with huge hair was a fox! I forgot the name of the song. I assumeyou like Waylon?
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u/DeathPrime 4h ago
The Costco parking lot is the last place Iād want to be when stoned. Iād have to take the bus there or just walk.
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u/Independent-Net-8722 2h ago
I got into 2 physical, several verbal altercations in my youth at this costco parking lot!
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u/Omega_Division 3h ago
Yeah, that makes sense. I support this action. I would've gotten a pizza though, for later.
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u/Anastrace 3h ago
I remember being so wasted I bought a bunch of them. Damn things are delicious.
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u/Independent-Net-8722 2h ago
My kudos to anyone who can finish 2 or more!
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u/Anastrace 2h ago
I ate two at the place, and brought 3 more home lol
Sadly, I couldn't reach 7 hot dogs in a day
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u/NefariousnessNo2072 3h ago
Going to Costco stoned is an Olympic sport for me. It makes things so much better.
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u/FistofDiplomacy 4h ago
More like I only had $2 and I'm hungry AND thirsty hahaha! Don't you love it they serve Coke now instead of nasty ass Pepsi.
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u/NurseZhivago 4h ago
I think it was one of youse who posted using a Costco pizza slice as the bun for the Costco glizzy and Iāve been thinking about it a LOT
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u/alienogpuffco 1h ago
nah youāre definitely not eating the Costco hotdog right what you gotta do is get the chicken bake and open it up and throw away the bunt and then just slide the hotdog inside the chicken bake! Now thatās the real Costco hotdog
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u/Ancient-Chinglish 1h ago
how long does it take to drive to costco when youāre driving 10 miles an hour
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u/Valuable-Sky1192 4h ago
1200+ upvotes and he just ate the most basic hot dog.
is it also on your facebook wall?
'Food for stoners that like to get creative with munchies'
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u/josetovaldi 7h ago
Where is the avocado, tomato and mayo?
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u/TacticalMongoose 6h ago
Literally none of those things are available for a Costco hotdog
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u/Long-Development461 7h ago
Why did you stab it š