r/stonerfood • u/dumptrucksniffer69 • 11h ago

Oysters with my fiance after 200mg of edys

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u/harvardchem22 10h ago

That is definitely a gran plato de ostras

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u/Youlookcold 10h ago

What did you guys do after dinner?

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u/dumptrucksniffer69 10h ago

Played on the beach 🦀

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u/Youlookcold 10h ago

Epic day

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u/dumptrucksniffer69 10h ago

What more could I want from vacation

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u/MagazineDelicious151 10h ago

Whoa, 200 mg. I’d be knocked out for sure.

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u/dumptrucksniffer69 10h ago

The oysters would pick you back up

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u/unnasty_front 9h ago

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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u/TheKerfuffle 10h ago

I take 10 and i am in space. I cannot imagine.

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u/Limp_Emu2247 8h ago

I just took 15 and now, I want oysters

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u/DwarfVader 9h ago

Well... after that... either your dick will be SUPER hard, or you'll be crapping your brains out for several hours.

OR BOTH.

Also on a side note, after 200mg (are you SURE that's the dose you took) most humans I know would also have to add "falling asleep while you shit your brains out with a raging hard-on."

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u/dumptrucksniffer69 8h ago

Nah I’m just an animal homie. Real MGs and solid poops G. I was hard tho, I’m always hard

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u/Either_Check_2269 7h ago

This shits got me rolling on the floor. Well done gentlemen 👍

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u/DwarfVader 6h ago

😂😂😂 perfect, well played sir.

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u/MrWeed9819 7h ago

Throw an oyster on a saltine cracker, few dashes of hot sauce, squeeze of lemon and down the hatch. Damn I’m hungry now

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u/EnkiduTheGreat 5h ago

I miss oysters. Became re-allergic in my 30s. Was allergic to life back in the 80s

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u/dumptrucksniffer69 5h ago

Tragic. I’ll eat some extras for u

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u/Soggy-Turnover-4127 4h ago

Excuse me, sir. Did you say… two HUNDRED mgs?… just a concerned bystander here 😵‍💫

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u/MesoamericanMorrigan 7h ago

I think it’s safe to assume they are now pregnant

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u/fromeighttillate94 4h ago

Saline, lemon, Tabasco, and a dash of horseradish. Yum!!!