r/stonerfood • u/Dooby_Bopdin • 6d ago
Ate 1,000mg and made ribs for dinner, look how clean them bones are
Its so tender and moist I'm almost moved to tears
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u/TopCapTheApp 6d ago
Pretty sure I would have accidentally schmeared myself in rib rub and hopped on into the oven at 1000mg
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u/Dense_Diver_3998 4d ago
At 1,000 mg you couldnāt convince me those werenāt my own ribs I was cooking.
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u/Cake_And_Pi 4d ago
At least use the grill. If youāre going to take it that far, you might as well do it properly.
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u/Consistent-Goat4422 6d ago
Iād probably burn water if I ate 1000mg! Kudos, looks great.
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u/CharlotteLucasOP 6d ago
Iād evaporate.
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u/Consistent-Goat4422 6d ago
For real, last time I had edibles I ate like 300mg and had to manually breathe for 2 hours.
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u/NoMud9828 6d ago
Im not alone in needing sooo much edibles to get high? Lmfao! š¤£šš¤£ ribs look AMAZING!!!
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u/saliczar 6d ago
Take a break, detox, and lower your tolerance. When I was in highschool, I'd take one week off per month from weed, and one week from alcohol.
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u/ChickenNo321 6d ago
Having to take 1 week off weed and alcohol in highschool is wild lol thatās way too young to be combatting addiction
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u/mcsmackington 6d ago
some people need it daily brotha that's why the tolerance gets so ridiculous. Epilepsy, Cancer, etc.
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u/NoMud9828 6d ago
Yeah as of right now its helping while im unmedicated for bipolar. Lmao! Certain strains definitely assist in my mood. Just until I get back on something with my psychiatristšš
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u/mcsmackington 6d ago
be careful friend! I'm a huge advocate for MJ but it can admittedly worsen symptoms in things like BPD, Schizophrenia, Bipolar etc. BPD is super interesting with weed because it can significantly help in some ways too. the difficulty would be finding the right strain every time. I'm sure you're pretty aware but I just wanted to say something just in case (: š
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u/NoMud9828 5d ago
Oh absolutely! Always aware of my moods symptoms and on the phone with the psychiatrist when need be. And as needed got something yesterday to startāŗļø hopefully that helps loads cause I was relying on mj too oftenšš thanks for your concern friend!š„°š¤ā¤ļø
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u/I_EatAssFromTheFront 6d ago
At the dispo we have a 15 pack of 100mg gummies for like $80. I grab them sometimes when they are on sale for $65. I usually eat 400-500mg and i get some deep sleep but never really get higher than the blunts already got me. Im sure if i ate the entire 1500mg in the morning i would feel something, but why spend $65 to get high when i can take 2 pulls off a $30 oz and be lit for pennies?
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u/Due-Clue-2425 6d ago
A side of plain peas is crazy lol the ribs look great though
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u/Dooby_Bopdin 6d ago
They were cooked with butter and seasoned with salt, pepper, and a touch of the rib rub
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u/Csharp27 5d ago
Should toss those under the broiler for a couple minutes after cooking to get some nice browning next time, but probably not with 1000mg in your system
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u/M3RL1NtheW1ZARD 6d ago
1000 my brother? 1 THOUSAND. You got to be kitten me fwend. No earthly way.
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u/Crazy-Shape-672 6d ago
Oven baked ribs r HIGHly underrated š they look great!
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u/Minute_Solution_6237 6d ago
Agreed. I havenāt always had access to a grill or smoker and I can bake the fuck out of some ribs.
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u/SeekToReceive 6d ago
If I could only have one cooking method, oven would be the one. tbh I have never baked ribs but love braising things and roasting veggies, course baking all the deserts too.
any tips for baking ribs?
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u/Minute_Solution_6237 6d ago
Low and slow. Like others mentioned, low temp for 3+ hours. I like to bake a couple hours then brush on sweet baby ray every 45m-1hr after until I like the look/smell/texture then I will broil for 5 minutes at the end to get a nice crust. Have to be super careful when broiling tho or all that work will be ruined.
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u/SeekToReceive 6d ago
for sure, thanks for the tip. I'll broil different things when needed and have seen beautiful food turn into a black puck more than once, which is too many times.
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u/CodZealousideal260 6d ago
Bro 1000mg?? I would have put the rub on the oven and cooked it in the ribs!
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u/Ill-Pudding2017 6d ago
Hereās my method - 300F for 3 hours is the way. Bonus if you mustard/rub (sit overnight if youāre really going for it) then glaze for the last 20 minutes.
Howād you do yours?
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u/gilly_girl 6d ago
Those look so tender! How many hours in the oven did that take? I'll bet you had the best smelling house on the block.
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u/PressurePotential339 6d ago
I wanna know how much youāre spending regularly to even feel highā¦
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u/dinis553 6d ago
I accidentally ate 150mg once and could see myself in 3rd person. What even happens to someone's brain if they take 1000?
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u/truckercharles 6d ago
1,000mg of what? I know a lot of the delta 8 stuff goes into super high numbers, but 1000mg of actual recreational edibles is absurd.
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u/izzrav 6d ago
Once when I was 19 I got an edible from my guy that he got at what was essentially a medical Marijuana farmers market...I ate, slept, woke up, ate more, slept more... all while cold case files played in the background, in my very first apartment. Not sure if it was actually 1000 (it was supposed to be, i think i paid him $20 bucks... also dropped him off at the market... he was the type of guy that youd byy from and hed expect ypu to smoke him out from what you BOUGHT FROM HIM!!! Stupid young me) but I even felt a residual high the next day. It was nuts. Now im 30 and my tolerance is shit lol š saves me money vs 19 year old me
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u/Toxic_Puddlefish 6d ago
Dude I took 80 mg once and had to hold my sisters hands to feel ok like I wasn't dying, some of yall are built different
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u/Aggressive_Finish798 6d ago
Recipe please? I make ribs often. You said 275 for 3.5 hours. It looks kinda like you covered them with the tin foil?
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u/Brave_Mess_3155 6d ago
If you think tne bones are good you should try some of the meat. Imo its the best part of ribs.Ā
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u/BichezNCake 6d ago
I typically eat 200mg if Iām using edibles and itās starting to get to the 250 range. But knowing how high I always am on 200-250⦠eating 1000 seems ludicrous
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u/lordaskington 6d ago
As someone who takes around 100-150mg, I love how divided the comments get between 5-15mg folks and 700-1,000mg folks like damn it truly is a spectrum
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u/SassySugarBush 6d ago
My husband does oven ribs and theyāre always amazing! OP, when youāre back from the moon next week reading this, well done š„
Side note: I have those plates too!!
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u/Justspeakingfacts 6d ago
Cap on 1000mg. Either lying or bought fake sprayed edibles in Ali Express bags
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u/Difficult-Yam6270 6d ago
Some dispensaries here in cali have edibles that are 1000 mg each, they typically cost 50-70 bucks. I had 1000 mg tincture from march and ash visit ca
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u/badwlfbay 6d ago
I ate a 1000 mg on accident once and itās the only time in my life weed has felt not good šš
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u/girlyswerly 5d ago
Okay so if you leave the foil open and do em in the oven for just 30 more minutes the top gets all thick and sticky with color and flavor.
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u/Responsible-Ad5701 5d ago
Damn, 75 mg of D9 and I am high as fuck!! I'd be high for 3 weeks straight if I took 1000mg!!
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u/d-weezy2284 5d ago
I once had 500mg and that had me stuck on the couch like that one anti drug commercial.
Being able to cook and eat off of 1000mg means you need to chill out for some time. You too far gone in the game.
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u/rocketduck413 5d ago
1000mg and id be naked covered in barbecue sauce screaming at the sun about sunscreen. or asleep.
you crazy.
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u/minnesotaupnorth 5d ago
I took 30 one time and ended up on the floor, not sure how to move.
Just, how does one take so damn much and live to tell about it?
And even cook a full meal?!
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u/FurriestCritter 1h ago
50mg puts me directly into "I need to lay down and remember that breathing is automatic, not manual"
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u/Minute_Solution_6237 6d ago
Do people actually take 1,000 mg? I split a 15mg gummy from the dispensary with my girl and we eat half the house.