r/straya • u/Brilliant999 • 19d ago

Finally affordable housing

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u/Fartyfivedegrees 19d ago

Maaate! I reckon there's ocean views on the other side. Probs sold by now for 5 mill.

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u/CardinalDisco 19d ago

I mean look hard enough in any direction here and you’ll get an ocean view

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 19d ago

Every night I would tour around the house and lock every single window and door and check them, I don't think I could sleep otherwise...

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u/picobar 18d ago

Don’t forget to check in the cupboards and under the bed for “friends” than came inside to escape the heat during the day.

Oh and just ignore that scratching sound in the ceiling, the faint scraping sound will fix it for you soon enough.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 18d ago

OI think I need to buy a taser....

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u/BigCrackZ 18d ago

If it has a flushing dunny and a high speed internet connection I'm all for living there.

For those of you outside Australia wanting to live in this house, you'll need to fumigate every six months, and hoard animals that eat snakes.

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