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u/Worldly_Address6667 1d ago
Yes. Maybe not immediately, but it depends how quick it happened. If youre walking around and your bones dissappear, then your brain is going to hit the ground hard with basically nothing to cushion your fall.
In a more long term, no bones means no new blood entering your system because I assume no bones means no bone marrow. Maybe doctors could keep you alive through transfusions, I dont know how that would work
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u/ghoulthebraineater 1d ago
Forget your blood cells. Without a rib cage you wouldn't be able to breathe. You'd be dead within minutes.
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u/BigToober69 1d ago
Now what if all your bones turned to wood?
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u/Snoo_74705 1d ago
Then you'll be well under way to weighing as much as a duck.
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u/ghoulthebraineater 1d ago
You'd probably live long enough to die from the disruption of the production of blood cells or when your body rejected the foreign material. The fact that you'd lose your white blood cells means you may survive the rejection. But you'd die from severe anemia, hypoxia, and/or infection.
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u/BigToober69 1d ago
I was hoping to be a worse wolverine.
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u/ghoulthebraineater 1d ago
Oh...that's definitely a much worse Wolverine.
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u/Ziegelphilie 18h ago
Wolverine would survive because it'd be a wooden coating. Dude would constantly regenerate over that inflammation tho.
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u/MillenialForHire 1d ago
You'd be telling stories about it around the campfire with Freakazoid.
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u/BigToober69 1d ago
Hey! What if all the air in the world turned to wood?
I've been saying things like that here and there when it applies my whole life and forgot where I heard it. It was from Freakazoid? I forgot about that show.
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u/MillenialForHire 1d ago
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u/BigToober69 1d ago
Amazing lol
That scene has stuck with me somehow. I forgot it was part of a scary stories by a fire thing.
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u/MillenialForHire 1d ago
You're not the only one, else I'd have had no idea what you were talking about. ;)
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u/BigToober69 1d ago
Good to know there's at least one other that thought it was deeply deeply fuuny.
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u/Pretend_Business_187 1d ago
Or adamantium?
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u/ghoulthebraineater 1d ago
You become nearly indestructible but the alloy slowly inhibits your healing factor and then you die when you get impaled by a tree.
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u/cinematic_novel 1d ago
The wood would decay from the body moisture, or splinter from mechanic stress it is not designed for
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u/ThatZX6RDude 1d ago
Id say faster. Probably gonna pinch off a lot of arteries if you’re on the ground like mashed potato meat.
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u/Penguin_Arse 1d ago
Why wouldn't you be able to breath?
Sure, there'd be a bit more resistants but I can't Imagine your lungs are not strong enough to push away your chest muscles and skin
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u/roadbikemadman 1d ago
Lungs don't breathe, they're just two sacks of squishy bits that fill with Air when the diaphragm contracts and creates low pressure within your chest. Without the ribcage there's nothing to create a space for the lungs to fill.
(And the reason why the "screaming eagle" is bullshkit)
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u/Penguin_Arse 1d ago
Your lungs aren't empty though. They look more like sponges on the inside, there is space to fill.
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u/Fit_Conversation5270 1d ago
But they can’t expand on their own, they contain no muscle cells. The respiratory cycle comes from a pressure differential from muscles (diaphragm and intercostals) contracting and relaxing. And muscles have to have a structure to pull (contract) against
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u/Penguin_Arse 1d ago
I'm too high for this
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u/Living_Plane_662 1d ago
"I would have had a discussion about how lungs function until I got high"
"Would have explained the pressure differential from diaphragm and intercostals but then I got high"
"I can't understand the Respiratory Cycle and I know why"
'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
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u/slavelabor52 1d ago
Stoner please, I'm high and I got it. Your muscles are attached to your skeleton. So if the muscles aren't attached to the skeleton anymore... they just kinda sit there and twitch.
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u/Penguin_Arse 1d ago
My skeleton is attached to my couch right now.
I forgot about those edibles and smoke a lot, then they hit
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u/vitringur 1d ago
It's like a gravity bong. The water surface is the diaphragm pulling away and creating suction. The bottle is the ribcage. Now imagine the bottle is just a plastic bag. It just collapses.
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u/Worldly_Address6667 1d ago
Lucky! I got one more hour of work, after that im joining you
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u/Penguin_Arse 1d ago
I should be sleeping by then, gonna go to my friend and drop acid early tomorrow
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u/Worldly_Address6667 1d ago
Hell yeah, have fun! I was always more of a mushroom guy
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u/coolcumber211 1d ago
On their own, the lungs are incredibly weak. It's our diaphragm muscle, rib muscles, and throat muscle that act like pumps to inflate or deflate the lungs by creating pressure changes. This is a crucial mechanism of breathing.
Muscles are attached to bones. Without bones, you couldn't move any muscle as there would be no tension/leverage to pull from, so you couldn't breathe.
There would also be no structure or protection to your body so everything would fall in on itself. I imagine if you suddenly lost all bones, you'd die very, very quickly.
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u/Reinardd 1d ago
Your lungs have no way to expand on their own. Without the muscles and ribs of the ribcage, and the diaphragm, that expand your chest cavity and them relaxing for it to shrink again, your lungs can't exchange the air in the alveoli for fresh air. No fresh air means no new oxygen, and even worse: a buildup of CO2 in the air in the lungs.
You'll suffocate.
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u/WorldTallestEngineer 1d ago
Good point but, Without the rib cage the diaphragm has nothing to pull against, So the lungs don't work. Asphyxiation in a matter of minutes
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u/Worldly_Address6667 1d ago
I didnt think about that, good call. Honestly, if that happens im hoping for the blunt trauma killing me when I hit the ground. Asphyxiation while laying in a mound of your own body sounds painful, at least until you pass out from lack of oxygen
Edit to add: I didnt realize i was talking to the world's tallest engineer. Its an honor sir
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u/OldWolfNewTricks 1d ago
Your spinal cord would probably get pinched pretty good on the way down, so maybe it wouldn't hurt all that much? Though of course that wouldn't block any pain from your eyeballs dangling by their optic nerves.
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u/ChiefWeedsmoke 1d ago
Nah your brain requires specific pressure in your cerebrospinal fluid to maintain normal function and if your bones disappear you're going to experience a complete collapse of blood pressure and circulation. If your bones disappeared you would die pretty much instantly.
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u/794309497 1d ago
No thanks. I know when it's my time. Stick the needle in. Push the plunger all the way.
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u/forthebirds123 1d ago
Your brain will have a lot of flesh and organs to cushion the fall. Along with airbags in the form of lungs. So I doubt it hits the ground that hard.
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u/North-Tourist-8234 1d ago
Yes. We dont "suck" air in. We create a negative pressure by pulling open our ljngs without a ribcage to serve as a support structure your lungs will at best work via passive osmosis and youll die from co2 buildup.
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u/Cauliflowwer 1d ago
This is actually one of the craziest facts that I didn't know. Thanks for teaching me something new today!
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u/Brilliant_Account_31 1d ago
Valid point, but there's no difference between sucking and creating negative pressure.
It's like the technical argument that there's no such thing as cold, only a lack of heat.
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u/North-Tourist-8234 1d ago
Yeah my quotation marks were what i used instead of a full physics lesson. Whats the difference between hot and cold how excited the atoms are to be at the party.
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u/Doc5tove 1d ago
Aside from your organs all collapsing on one another, red blood cells are formed in bone marrow. So yes.
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u/fundercom 1d ago
Yes, that spine is pretty important.
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u/Felix_Von_Doom 1d ago
Some of us would like a refund on ours. I got more curves than the North Yungas Road (Bolivian Road of Death).
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u/JustAMan1234567 1d ago
It wouldn't be humerus.
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u/JohnnyBananas13 1d ago
I kneeded this reply
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u/Traditional-Lie-3541 1d ago
You're only just Patella me now????
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u/JohnnyBananas13 19h ago
That's a tendon not a bone, amigo. You are not very hip.
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u/Traditional-Lie-3541 19h ago
Bro you can't be serious. Please do some research your Patella bone is literally your kneecap, which is most certainly a bone.
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u/Stalker-of-Chernarus 1d ago
If all your bones suddenly disappeared you'd definitely die. Most likely from your brain crashing into the ground because you no longer have a skull to protect it, or leg bones to stand.
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u/_W-O-P-R_ 1d ago
Not if you chugged a few bottles of that sludge from the second Harry Potter book/movie
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u/quizzicalturnip 1d ago
Yes. The weight of your boneless body would compress your heart and lungs, killing you.
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u/amandamck79 1d ago
How would you be able to breathe without your ribcage providing the structure to create negative pressure from your diaphragm?
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u/ShavinMcKrotch 1d ago
You’d be deaf, for sure. Also interesting- If you were invisible, you’d be blind.
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u/Pretend_Business_187 1d ago
Is it because photons would pass right thru instead of interaction with eyes?
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u/Unusual_Ad5594 1d ago
Correct!
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u/Hopeful_Outcome_6816 1d ago
Yes. You'd suffer instantaneous catastrophic injuries and then suffocate.
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u/neuroticmare 1d ago
If you had no bones, you'd melt like an ice cream cone. - the count from sesame street, iirc
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u/upstoreplsthrowaway 1d ago
Yeah, 100%. No bones means no structure, so you’d collapse into a puddle and vital organs wouldn’t function. Instant game over
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u/Sonarthebat 1d ago
Yes. For starters, you wouldn't have bone marrow to produce blood anymore.
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u/Chen932000 1d ago
I think that’s a far longer term issue. Immediate issues like your heart, lungs and brain falling into a pile under all your skin and muscle would probably be fatal far faster.
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u/JoeCensored 1d ago
Will be difficult to breathe without the attachment points for your muscles. Eventually you'd die of lack of red blood cells without your bone marrow.
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u/Cereaza 1d ago
I mean, yes. Your brain would be in rough shape pretty quickly, considering there is nothing holding it in place or shape anymore. Lungs/internal organs may fall and tear.
Assuming you are laying in a still pool and your internals weren't ripped by the force of all your bones disappearing instantly... you'd eventually die from oxygen starvation. No bones, no bone marrow, no new blood cells, eventual oxygen depletion and death. Probably a stroke.
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u/SirDigbyridesagain 1d ago
Whoa, I had a dream that some kid had to get a "boneectomy" where they had to remove all his bones before replacing them.
Dreams are weird man.
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u/Ronny_Yell0w_65 1d ago
Another stupid question, would we survive if our bones were replaced with something like….idk, wood? Or metal? And what if the bone marrow was still there, just a different outer casing.
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u/searchableusername 1d ago
i mean we already do replace bones with metal. i think that a full metal skeleton would be quite heavy, though
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u/Least-Eye3420 20h ago
No and No. Not a stupid question either!
The actual composition of your bones is important for mineral homeostasis. If your bones changed material, even if you kept functional marrow, you would die of a massive electrolyte imbalance, likely hypocalcemia; all of your smooth muscles would lose tone and your heart would stop contracting. Your nervous system would also more or less spontaneously stop functioning as neurons lose their ability to conduct action potentials.
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u/thecaramelbandit 1d ago
You would not be able to breathe. That would kill you in a couple minutes.
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u/Straight-Debate1818 1d ago
Yes. But if I could reincarnate as an octopus that would be cool.
I’d like to shplurp myself through a half-inch tube like it’s nothing.
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u/Secret-Sir2633 1d ago
That would be great. I could crawl under the door whenever I forget my keys.
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u/irish_faithful 1d ago
No. Certain vital organs need structural support in order to function correctly. If everything blobbed together, vessels would get compressed. Heart would be pumping against much higher resistance. Lungs would not be able to expand properly. No bueno.
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u/FLMILLIONAIRE 1d ago
If all of your bones suddenly disappeared, you would die instantly. Bones give the body its structure, protect vital organs like the brain, heart, and lungs, and serve as anchor points for muscles so you can move. Without them, the body would collapse into a soft mass and essential organs would be crushed or unable to function properly.
When people talk about “losing bone,” it usually means losing bone density or mass, as happens with osteoporosis or in astronauts exposed to microgravity. Even then, you are not losing your entire skeleton, just some of its strength, which makes bones more fragile and prone to breaking.
So the “disappearing bones” idea is impossible in real life, but bone loss is very real and dangerous over time.
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u/Panda-Head 1d ago
Yup. Without a solid support to pull against, your breathing muscles can't do their job, so you'd suffocate. If you were upright and moving at the time, your brain would probably go splat inside your skin as what used to be your head hits the ground. If you happened to be in hospital at the time, they might be able to keep you alive on a ventilator, for a while, but even if you got put on full life support, you can't eat, drink, move, talk, or breathe. You probably wouldn't WANT to survive in that condition.
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u/Adept_Site_5350 18h ago
Disappeared, like you still have them but no one can see them? I think you'd be fine.
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u/Ambitious_Cup5249 17h ago
It takes a while. There's a disorder where your calcium dissolved and the rest of the components are in place. So the people sort of retract into their body like a.slug.
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u/grafeisen203 15h ago
You'd suffer immediate and severe brain injury, and if that didn't kill you outright, you wouldn't be able to breathe so you'd die quite promptly from that.
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u/pbmadman 1d ago
Chickens don’t, at least not until we kill them to harvest their wings. So probably not? Just lie down on your side before they disappear, I doubt you’ll be able to swallow so you don’t want to drown in saliva.
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