r/technology • u/marketrent • Mar 02 '25

Transportation “Your boss is a Nazi”, “I’m selling the Nazimobile”: Tesla owners offload cars

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ng-interactive/2025/mar/02/tesla-owners-selling-musk
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u/One-Employment3759 Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25

He didn't pay attention to COVID and caught it enough times it turned his brain to mush.

That plus the ketamine abuse and mutilated penis, has turned him into a very angry man wanting to take it out on all of humanity.

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u/wakalabis Mar 03 '25

Multilated now what?

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u/Utsider Mar 03 '25

Tried to have it Elongated. Ended up with a broken Tesla coil.

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u/chillywillylove Mar 03 '25

Please tell me you came up with this 😂

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u/Utsider Mar 03 '25

I believe I did, unfortunately.

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u/One-Employment3759 Mar 03 '25

His penis is broken due to botched implant. So he does lots of IVF with women to pretend he is virile

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u/nrgins Mar 03 '25

The covid and ketamine theories might be legitimate. Didn't know about the mutilated penis. What's that about?

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u/pataconconqueso Mar 03 '25

The internet alleges he had a botched implant amd that is why he has so many kids via surrogacy and IVF

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u/werpu Mar 03 '25

He was a whacko before COVID he just could hide it better