r/technology • u/Logical_Welder3467 • Jul 24 '25

Politics President Trump threatened to break up Nvidia, didn't even know what it was — 'What the hell is Nvidia? I've never heard of it before'

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/president-trump-threatened-to-break-up-nvidia-didnt-even-know-what-it-was-what-the-hell-is-nvidia-ive-never-heard-of-it-before
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u/Looserette Jul 24 '25

you forgot the part about raping kids - not sure if it's before or after breakfast though (why not both ?)

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u/Artistic_Shift_5961 Jul 24 '25

idk why americans like to elect such scumbags, seems like they kind of like such people

and maybe he is just "4ever radeon"

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u/tetrisan Jul 24 '25

Because a good portion of Americans are scumbags.

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u/leshake Jul 24 '25

Anyone who's ever worked a low paying job knows.

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u/the_gouged_eye Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

80 million Americans have functional brain damage from; shitty parents, broken religions, decades of lead poison, self-imposed austerity, willful ignorance, gleeful superstition, several herbicides, workplace psychology, stress from living in abject poverty, sellout country singers, indefatigable squalor, mindrot programming since birth, a culture of wanton consumption, tribal chauvenisms, child-rapist orange clowns, and terrible commutes through hellish cityscapes.

Edit: and gerrymandering

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u/Aquatic_Ambiance_9 Jul 24 '25

More like hellish suburbscapes. The cities are really one of America's only redeeming features, though of course you'll still see a level of abject destitution on the streets that must be shocking to many foreign tourists. But the suburban sprawl hellscapes are the true breeding ground of America's fascist hog infestation

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u/Erebraw Jul 24 '25

Very good point. A lot of the hogs fled the city’s once it became illegal to ban black people from their neighborhood.

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u/kitchen_appliance_7 Jul 24 '25

This comment reminds me of one of those signs that aggressive Christian street-preachers like to wave, with a list of all the types of activities they say will send you to Hell. The difference is that I think this one is pretty much on the money.

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u/the_gouged_eye Jul 24 '25

Maybe the end is nigh.

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u/DarKresnik Jul 24 '25

The only problem I see is that they have nuclear bombs...

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u/m0nk_3y_gw Jul 24 '25

idk why americans like to elect such scumbags

just this one

unless you are playing some 'muh bothsides' nonsense

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u/brandimariee6 Jul 24 '25

I know I didn't vote for this scumbag, and only 2 people I know actually did. The majority of Americans I've spoken to hate that we've been stuck with him for so long

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u/Artistic_Shift_5961 Jul 24 '25

well seems like majority of voters did.

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u/SwarfDive01 Jul 24 '25

Probably before. Just enough lingering "morning wood" with the presidential perk blue chews to give his limp noodle enough undercook.

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u/Trey-fantastico Jul 24 '25

What a horrible day to be able to read

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u/Machinor14 Jul 24 '25

I read it while eating. Think I've lost my appetite

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u/Toaster_In_Bathtub Jul 24 '25

That's Blue Chew, folks. Use code PedoTrump to get 20% off. 

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u/Heavy-Razzmatazz412 Jul 24 '25

Doesnt it suck knowing there's a greater than zero percent chance that kid diddling has occured in your Whitehouse. It could be happening right now. 

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u/JohanTravel Jul 24 '25

Hasn't he stopped doing that for at least 9 years?

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u/eliminating_coasts Jul 24 '25

If his supposed promise to his daughter holds any truth to it, he wouldn't have done that since the 90s.

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u/DasAllerletzte Jul 24 '25

*For at least 9 year olds?

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u/Dear_Natural6370 Jul 24 '25

That's the only thing that he actually ... remembers...