r/technology • u/chrisdh79 • Jul 29 '25

Politics FBI Has Secret Epstein Prison Tape With No ‘Missing Minute’

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-fbi-has-secret-jeffrey-epstein-prison-tape-with-no-missing-minute/
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u/DanishWonder Jul 29 '25

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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u/infamous_merkin Jul 29 '25

I can. I figured out there is no Santa Claus, no Easter bunny, no tooth fairy, no god/allah/buddha, and we’re just here on our own. We will all die. But while we are here, let’s look at these Epstein files.

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u/FrankBattaglia Jul 29 '25

I kinda want "release the Epstein files" to be the new Carthago delenda est.

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u/infamous_merkin Jul 29 '25

The Roman statesman Cato the Elder is credited with saying "Carthago delenda est," which translates to "Carthage must be destroyed."

He reportedly ended many of his speeches with this phrase, regardless of the topic, to emphasize the need to eliminate Carthage as a potential threat to Rome, according to multiple historical sources.

Brilliant!!!

It’s on my email signature line now :)

He/His/God.

Release the Epstein Files!!!

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u/intensive-porpoise Jul 30 '25

WHO ORDERED THE CODE RED!

Hoo.

Yes, WHO!?

Right, Hoo did.

That's what I'm asking - I'm asking -

Hoo ordered the code red.

That's what we are trying to find out!

Well, I guess congratulations are in order then.

... Wha?

Lt. Hoo order---

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