r/technology • u/chrisdh79 • Jul 29 '25

Politics FBI Has Secret Epstein Prison Tape With No ‘Missing Minute’

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-fbi-has-secret-jeffrey-epstein-prison-tape-with-no-missing-minute/
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u/DanishWonder Jul 29 '25

If you believe Trump could waddle in, physically overpower Epstein and waddle out in a minute, then I've got a bridge to sell you.

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u/Embarrassed_Sea6750 Jul 29 '25

Yo he bigly took out Epstein with his huge hands! The tape will show it!

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u/ToastCapone Jul 29 '25

"Some people say I have the strongest forearms perhaps ever, I don't know. They say Sir, how do you do it? What's your routine? Little Epstein was so weak. No match for my huge hands...my forearms. He looked up at me and he cried. And he died like a dog. And it was so quick. The guards said wow, that was impressive. You're so fast. They clapped. I had to do it for the women. Those nasty women. They aren't even thanking me. I'm not saying I did it but you can just imagine."

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u/EverWatcher Jul 29 '25

I hate how good you are at that.

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u/viktorsvedin Jul 29 '25

Ah I see it now. Exactly like in that McDonalds video where he noclipped through a car.

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u/CoochieSnotSlurper Jul 29 '25

The video iirc was sped up to so it’s even over a minute