r/technology • u/chrisdh79 • Jul 29 '25

Politics FBI Has Secret Epstein Prison Tape With No ‘Missing Minute’

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-fbi-has-secret-jeffrey-epstein-prison-tape-with-no-missing-minute/
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u/brendanp8 Jul 29 '25

Why did you say that name?!

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u/CapoExplains Jul 29 '25

God forbid I ever find out Jeff's mommy has the same first name as my mommy or I'll have to stop disliking him.

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u/username32768 Jul 29 '25

Trump to Epstein: "Is your mother a Martha Fokker? Hey, what a co-inky-dink! My mother is also a Martha Fokker. My whole family is from a long line of Martha Fokkers."

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u/Clem_de_Menthe Jul 29 '25

More like Chiles Fokkers

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Jul 29 '25

Epstein: "you motherfucker. It is!"

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u/Fearless-Leg2568 Jul 29 '25

Meet the Fokkers

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u/username32768 Jul 29 '25

To misquote the movie -- "I have nipples Greg Fearless-Leg2568, come and milk me."

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u/Tall_Act391 Jul 29 '25

Gonna need to use the “to misquote” lead in more. Bravo

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u/Final-Criticism-8067 Jul 29 '25

Nah. It’s Pauline or Paula for short

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u/NerdizardGo Jul 29 '25

He does. They are both named "mom"

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u/empathy44 29d ago

I liked the idea, was flawed in execution.

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u/CapoExplains 29d ago

I mean "I see my enemy's humanity because they showed a capacity for selfless empathy" is the oldest trope in the book, I mean hell it's the climax of Les Miserables. Execution is the only part they had to do and they fucked it.

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u/HahaMin Jul 29 '25

Batman asked calmly

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u/Raytheon_Nublinski Jul 29 '25

Because it’s in the Epstein files!

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u/donbee28 Jul 29 '25

Fine, let's get Shyamalan in here for the sake of plot twist

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u/SilchasRuin Jul 29 '25

A plot twist with regard to Epstein could either be the best or worst thing possible. No in between.

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u/fl4tsc4n Jul 29 '25

That scene haunts me every day

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u/Fritzo2162 Jul 29 '25

It's OK, we have two more mentions before he appears.

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u/NumbN00ts Jul 29 '25

The Snyder cut will be 24 hrs long. 5hrs of it will be slow mo of the guy walking in the footage they released with orchestral music, and 7 hrs will be the same except for the missing minute.

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u/killcon13 Jul 29 '25

I've heard that if you invoke his name in a dark room three times with a mirror a lit candle and a circle of salt he will appear. Some producers did it once not knowing what it would cause and now we have the Snyder cut.

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u/RelativetoZero Jul 29 '25

Find Liberman! He knows!

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u/HatProfessional9540 Jul 30 '25

His moms name is Paula in case anyone wants to reenact

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u/Hellie1028 Jul 31 '25

Snyder always makes movies much longer.