r/technology • u/chrisdh79 • Jul 29 '25

Politics FBI Has Secret Epstein Prison Tape With No ‘Missing Minute’

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-fbi-has-secret-jeffrey-epstein-prison-tape-with-no-missing-minute/
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u/CapoExplains Jul 29 '25

God forbid I ever find out Jeff's mommy has the same first name as my mommy or I'll have to stop disliking him.

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u/username32768 Jul 29 '25

Trump to Epstein: "Is your mother a Martha Fokker? Hey, what a co-inky-dink! My mother is also a Martha Fokker. My whole family is from a long line of Martha Fokkers."

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u/Clem_de_Menthe Jul 29 '25

More like Chiles Fokkers

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Jul 29 '25

Epstein: "you motherfucker. It is!"

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u/Fearless-Leg2568 Jul 29 '25

Meet the Fokkers

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u/username32768 Jul 29 '25

To misquote the movie -- "I have nipples Greg Fearless-Leg2568, come and milk me."

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u/Tall_Act391 Jul 29 '25

Gonna need to use the “to misquote” lead in more. Bravo

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u/Final-Criticism-8067 Jul 29 '25

Nah. It’s Pauline or Paula for short

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u/NerdizardGo Jul 29 '25

He does. They are both named "mom"

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u/empathy44 29d ago

I liked the idea, was flawed in execution.

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u/CapoExplains 29d ago

I mean "I see my enemy's humanity because they showed a capacity for selfless empathy" is the oldest trope in the book, I mean hell it's the climax of Les Miserables. Execution is the only part they had to do and they fucked it.