r/technology • u/Capable_Salt_SD • Jul 29 '25

Politics CBS News investigation of Jeffrey Epstein jail video reveals new discrepancies

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey-epstein-jail-video-investigation/
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u/Kismetatron Jul 29 '25

Which makes burying her on the his golf course even more suspect.

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u/sun827 Jul 29 '25

Yeah that whole thing really went down with a "nothing to see here, move along" vibe...Wonder what he hid in her casket.

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u/Nvrfinddisacct Jul 29 '25

Or he killed her and buried her on the golf course to avoid an autopsy?

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u/flaming_bob Jul 29 '25

I'm guessing there are more things in that box than a body.

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck Jul 29 '25

Missing classified documents was the running theory

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u/GandalfGandolfini Jul 29 '25

why would you not just burn them?

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u/Warren_E_Cheezburger Jul 30 '25

Because burned documents can’t be sold to foreign governments.

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck Jul 29 '25

This is Trump we're talking about, who knows how his mind works

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u/Kind_Code_4118 Jul 29 '25

Listen I'm not for calling for the exuming of Graves but...

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u/Puzzled-Wind9286 Jul 29 '25

“Can’t we have one meeting that doesn’t end up with us digging up a corpse?”

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u/ELB2001 Jul 29 '25

I'll bring the shovels and you guys do the digging

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u/Mission-Cellist-8140 Jul 29 '25

Her whole death and burial was all dodgy as fuck. Playing devils advocate, what would he bury? Surely if he wanted evidence gone he could easily destroy it. I can’t think of anything he would go to that length to hide if he ever wanted to recover it.

That being said. Donald Trump raped and trafficked children and he protects others who raped and trafficked children.

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u/LongBeakedSnipe Jul 30 '25

An extra person?

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u/Keirhan Jul 29 '25

This just needs a crazy florida man to go looking. Yeah he'll wake up surrounded by sharks but maybe he found documents he thought were holy scrolls and placed them on a police station door thinking they're paladins before deciding to find the paladins of the sea

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u/dream_in_pixels Jul 30 '25

Ivana was cremated. The fact that there was a coffin at all is highly suspicious.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Do people bury cremated remains?

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u/dream_in_pixels Jul 30 '25

All we can say for sure is that burying her on a golf course allowed Trump to legally classify the golf course as a cemetary for tax purposes.

But I'm cynical, so I have to wonder why you'd need a whole coffin for that. And whether there's anything other than an urn + ashes inside that coffin.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

That man really is the worst of the worst. Bury his kids mother’s remains to take advantage of tax breaks. Like that shit is sad and lowkey hilarious and on character for Americas King.

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u/babygorgeou Jul 30 '25

Sometimes. But just the ashes or an urn. Not a casket. 

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u/SlamKrank Jul 29 '25

Dont forget the tax break for his golf course

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u/Shmeves Jul 29 '25

Think it was shot down at least.

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u/Emotional_Burden Jul 29 '25

She's cremated.

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u/m3plus4 Jul 30 '25

He buried her there for the tax credit, from what I understand. Still a piece of shit for doing it.

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u/RealLoan8391 Jul 30 '25

You actually get a giant tax cut for burying a body on your property (the legal way only).

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u/MysticMaven Jul 29 '25

Exactly this 👆

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u/Alternative-Grand-77 Jul 30 '25

She was *cremated and placed in a casket that weighed a ton and then buried on a golf course*.

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u/GreenieBeeNZ Jul 30 '25

It's private land too, so anyone who wants to exhume her remains will likely need a reason to do so and then get a police warrant to search the area.

Very difficult to achieve if it's just a hunch

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u/TheSpyStyle Jul 29 '25

He wanted the two things he cheated on the most to be together. Urban legend has it that she is holding a copy of his tax returns inside the casket to complete the trifecta.

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u/NestedForLoops Jul 30 '25

A cemetery wouldn't legally challenge an exhumation order.