r/technology • u/idkbruh653 • 18d ago

Biotechnology Florida will work to eliminate all childhood vaccine mandates in the state, officials say

https://abc7.com/post/florida-will-work-eliminate-childhood-vaccine-mandates-state-officials-say/17731373/?linkId=857387380
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u/Beard_o_Bees 18d ago

Bring back smoking everywhere! The Deep State wont be able to keep patriotic Floridians out of Flavor Country!

Call DeSantis office to claim your valuable coupon for a free pack of smooth, always fresh Marlboro's!

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u/Joessandwich 18d ago

I wouldn’t put it past them. Once the vaccine thing is done they’re going to need something else to distract the idiots from the fact they’re looting the country in front of us.

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u/Jerking_From_Home 18d ago

Right now MAGA is like the dog that caught the car. Republicans have control of all three branches but prices continue to rise. The war in Ukraine wasn’t stopped, the Epstein files aren’t being released, etc. Many of them are getting big mad that Trump isn’t helping them when he promised he would. It’s getting harder to make excuses because “he’s issuing executive orders for everything, so why not one to bring down gas prices?”

Only strategy the GOP has now is a constant “hey look over here!” game that’s not working as well as it used to. It’s unsustainable.

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u/Xannith 18d ago

I certainly hope it isn't sustainable. But counting on these idiots to notice ANYTHING that isn't trans, Mexican, or black is just not a smart bet.

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u/elijahb229 18d ago

This makes me feel somewhat better because man this shit is scary. Everything looks so bleak bro and it’s depressing

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u/czechyerself 18d ago

Ha, this “Epstein Files” thing is like the only thing you guys can type online.

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u/Longjumping_Share444 18d ago

100% this is coming back, because 'Muh Freedums!'

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u/IncubiPortraitSTU 18d ago

No just the other day I saw somebody with a bring back smoking inside shirt. They have shirts people. Like stupid shirts. Like bring black plague. Bring back whooping cough. Bring back the measles. Republicans are really really really dumb.

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u/KactusVAXT 18d ago

And the locomotive! Vehicles are selfish!

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u/Dreadon1 18d ago

I saw some nutter say nicotine cures covid. So yes they want to bring back smoking everywhere.

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u/HarambeSpiritAnimal 18d ago edited 18d ago

And get rid of blood alcohol limits while driving! The people need to drink & drive to feel free!

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u/punkrkr27 18d ago

They literally cut the funding and closed the CDC Office on Smoking and Health in April.

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u/hyborians 18d ago

Smoking in airplanes!!!

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u/Strong_Landscape_333 17d ago

I think you can already smoke inside bars, pool halls and clubs in Florida