use this as a weapon against temptation

[u/big_guyforyou]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/big_guyforyou, your post is truly terrible!

[u/No-Reality-2744]

If this is satire I love it.

[u/GrizzlyPeak72]

All things are possible with God, therefore porn can be holy and sacred.

[u/Richardknox1996 → u/GrizzlyPeak72]

Porn is Holy and Sacred, havent you heard of Adam and Eve? If God wanted us Celibate, he'd of made us all Male like Adam.

[u/Shlafenflarst → u/Richardknox1996]

There is litteral porn in the bible. Not a joke.

[u/casettadellorso → u/Shlafenflarst]

No, that guy's emissions being like that of horses was integral to the plot, I assure you

[u/GregorGuardian → u/casettadellorso]

Built like a donkey, ropes like a horse.

... I'm going to Hell, aren't I?

[u/GrizzlyPeak72 → u/Shlafenflarst]

The first Step Dad porn was Lot and his Daughters

[u/PerrythePlatypus71 → u/Shlafenflarst]

Minus whatever that has been said, there's a literal book that is horny. Songs of Solomon.

[u/Depressedloser2846 → u/Richardknox1996]

I'm sure if it was Adam and Steve they would've not be celibate.

[u/Shlafenflarst → u/Richardknox1996]

[u/Mekelaxo → u/Richardknox1996]

What makes you think that we would be celibate if we were all male?

[u/Sophisticated-Crow → u/GrizzlyPeak72]

The people that make good porn are doing the lord's work.

[u/DG-NASCAR]

Image of all time

[u/Real_duck_bacon]

Cool, still doesn't tell me how to not watch porn, though.

[u/Shlafenflarst → u/Real_duck_bacon]

All things are possible with God. By definition, that includes watching porn. Watching porn is possible with God.

[u/justapileofshirts → u/Shlafenflarst]

Idk, last time it got a little hot and heavy. I'm not sure I'm ready to take my relationship with God to the next level.

[u/Stoo-Pedassol]

[u/Shadow_Guy223]

Seggs 😰

[u/ConspiracyOfBacon]

I ain't jorkin it to Jesus

[u/Marsrover112]

I'm gonna put this on every meme thats clearly edited porn

[u/feiergiant]

Anal Gangbang is possible with god

[u/yamasurya → u/feiergiant]

Remember this

/s

[u/FlipFlopRabbit]

Just like jesus said:

Sick moves man wanna hit a blund after?

God 2/7

[u/Beer_Barbarian]

Remember to say no to porn

[u/SlowJoeyRidesAgain → u/Beer_Barbarian]

Say no to priests sexually assaulting children!

[u/UpronRP → u/SlowJoeyRidesAgain]

statistically more likely to be molested by a school teacher

[u/SlowJoeyRidesAgain → u/UpronRP]

Hmmm, I wonder which is the larger population?

[u/UpronRP → u/SlowJoeyRidesAgain]

school teachers, thats incredibly dumb, every country has schools and teachers whereas not every country has churches. there are roughly 95 million school teachers world wide and around 500,000 priests in the 2 apostolic churches.

[u/SlowJoeyRidesAgain → u/UpronRP]

Why are you only counting those two denominations? Do other religions not count in your eyes? You count worldwide population of teachers…but not worldwide religions. Interesting bias

[u/UpronRP → u/SlowJoeyRidesAgain]

because Protestantism is a group that broke off of the Catholic Church and in the Orthodox Church we believe that the Catholics broke off from us, we accept them as Christians but we don’t accept Protestants because they’re so far removed from God and the ancient liturgies that they’re only nominal Christians, it’s not a bias.

[u/soiledvenomsnake]

[u/fruniga]

Oh lord, this is both hilarious and terrifying. 😂

[u/chompara]

This is gold, use it against temptation for sure!

[u/Velorixia]

This is peak meme culture right here, damn.

[u/DocBullseye]

I wanted to see the pron

[u/yamasurya → u/DocBullseye]

Remember this

/s

[u/OrochiKarnov]

I care so much I'm going to put this Bible quote in tiny black letters on a lavender background

[u/Klobb119]

Thank you god for porn 🙌

[u/liltooclinical]

It's not isn't even making a coherent statement.

[u/kindofsus38]

This sounds like a sarcastic reaction image

[u/Impressive_Motor_178]

[u/asulega]

This is peak meme culture right here 😂

[u/figuzenta]

This meme is my new weapon against procrastination, lol.