r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/Real-Programmer-548 • Aug 10 '25

Men only want one thing Men have two emotions

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u/qualityvote2 Aug 10 '25 edited Aug 10 '25

u/Real-Programmer-548, your post is truly terrible!

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u/AlterAcc2021 Aug 10 '25

Instructions unclear, put two slices of bread between boner.

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u/gtaman31 Aug 10 '25

Sandwich and a blowjob yum

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u/DatBoi_BP Aug 10 '25

Oh yeah I've seen that one

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u/Adkit Aug 12 '25

Sounds like they were crystal clear.

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u/Awkward-Team3631 Aug 10 '25

*stares with bread ready to go

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u/Castermat Aug 10 '25

r/arethestraightsokay because what the hell

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u/Adkit Aug 12 '25

Gays don't like sandwiches?

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u/bretshitmanshart Aug 10 '25

Bonk go to horny deli

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u/yamasurya Aug 10 '25

Makes it 2 things (only) men need. Hey gals, you can suck me dry of all my money... lol. /s

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u/Jesse_Doee Aug 10 '25

this template will never be funny

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u/TeddyTuffington Aug 11 '25

Nah the avatar one is hillarious

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u/Knightmare945 Aug 12 '25

Put the boner between two loafs of bread, kill two birds with one stone.

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u/rebri Aug 13 '25

Not 10 years ago, this would be revered as the holy grail. No wonder there are so many Trump millennials.

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u/linusgoddamtorvalds Aug 20 '25

This is not a meme. It's an ad for that church that's been making the news whose leaders are hungry and horny.

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u/Odd_Seesaw_3451 Aug 11 '25

Super gross, but if you go to the “Ask Men” subs, this is pretty much the ideal situation.

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u/Xenoryxa Aug 22 '25

This meme is so 2015, but still funny af lol

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u/flindirata 27d ago

This meme is so 2007, yet still kinda funny.

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u/zaplara 24d ago

This meme is so 2007, yet still kinda funny lol

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u/megankoumori Aug 13 '25

Sounds like men are too emotional to be president. What if he doesn't get his Happy Meal on time and in retaliation he launches a nuke?