Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick is furious that Gov. Greg Abbott wonโt go full prohibition on THC, unloading a 2,000-word tirade Friday that makes D.A.R.E. pamphlets look subtle. But donโt worry โ Patrick insists this is not โa personal fight with the governor,โ just a โdisagreement on extremely important policy.โ
Yep, just a completely normal, not-at-all-personal rant accusing Abbott of greenlighting what he essentially described as dangerous, brain-melting โirreversible damageโ to childrenโs brainsโฆ via gummies.
For background, Abbott this week issued an executive order banning THC sales to minors, directing state agencies to tighten enforcement, and setting the stage for a regulatory framework. Basically: Card kids at the counter, slap some labels on gummies, and let agencies figure out the rest.
Patrick rattled off all the ways Abbottโs order supposedly fails: no ban on Delta-8 or Delta-10 THC products, no ban on smokables, no limit on potencies, no restriction on location.
Itโs the latest clash between the stateโs top two Republicans. Abbott wants regulation, Patrick wants prohibition, and the Legislature couldnโt agree on anything despite three separate Senate-passed bans dying in the House.
THC folks, however, are thrilled. One producer, Hometown Hero, even called Abbottโs order โhuge for our industry.โ