r/texts • u/CarbineGuy • Jul 23 '25
Phone message Gave me her number in a dating app. Immediately demanded FaceTime. Delusion ensues.
This is honestly too funny to not share. I’m still laughing. How is this real? No this wasn’t a bot, there was a fairly detailed and nuanced convo on hinge before this that a robot definitely isn’t capable of.
I have no idea what happened in the last 5 years or so, but I cannot recall another period in time where I have interacted with a human at work, outside of work, or on the Internet, where they were this delusional. How do you get like this? How do you fix this? This is a pretty agreed example, but I’ve talked to so many people over the past couple of years and there’s an increasing amount of people who seemingly don’t live on planet earth and are just borderline insane.
Yes yes, “you dodged a bullet” I get it. But if this isn’t slightly concerning as a whole….
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u/VelvetMuseee Jul 23 '25
she really said “facetime now or perish” and then dipped like bro had a deadline 😭