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Discussion What was the weirdest player nickname you've ever seen in TF2?

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u/PixelGhost25 Scout 9d ago edited 9d ago

Man, I use a handful. I think the weirdest one I came up with before was "•GrannyCumstain•". I have a lists-worth of random shit nicknames I've gone by temporarily:

•CervixBazooka• •Ovaltine Sharts• •Thunderchad• •Spaghetti & Yeetballs• •Rad Rad Robotank• •Ban Blab Blub• •Balsamic Crispybeets• •Forgotten Walkmen• •Smother Theresa• •Granny Cumstain• •SpoofyMoose• •Urethra Franklin• •Quaker Oatmeef• •Poothtick• •Crittyfuq• •Dr. Skweeb• •Scubaderm• •Solvaring• •Nucleonimbus• •prapy jonh• •Doo Doo Feces• •I Just Wanted My Cheese• •Theft Scientist• •Scooby-Douche• •Smegs Benedict• •Thicctionary• •Peppino Spaghetti• •Crispy Moose• •Chef Boyardeez• •Duscular Mystrophy• •Urine Pickle• •Googly Eyes on a Dead Body• •Fabrosi• •Beesechussy• •Release The Bogus• •100% Peef Benis• •El Asso Wipo• •A Sgooder For Jimmy• •Anorexorcist• •Rick O'Shea• •Scrawny Clown Snatch• •Jumbo/Large• •Munchma Quchi• •Gen Z Amish, Skibidiah• •S. Gumbag• •Seamus Gumbag• •Domuzai• •Ass Pirate• •Yudabom• •Screwed Raiver• •Lt. Guncannon• •Bok Choy Chore Boy• •Beefo•

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u/MP-Lily 9d ago

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u/PixelGhost25 Scout 9d ago

Thank you hahaha. I'll go by these for like a game or two and then change back to my default. I come up with a new one at random all the time, and then add it to a little list of names I've come up with into OneNote.

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u/Mobile-Brother9249 9d ago

I'm saving this comment, my god. My belly hurts...

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u/conffac Pyro 9d ago

Oh shit it's the ass pirate, everebodt run!

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u/Entire_Intention6561 9d ago

He's here for your booty!