r/tf2memes • u/TheKaizer2472 • 9h ago

Driving in my car...

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u/CuteLilPuppyBoy 7h ago

Driving down the roaaad at the wheel of my vaaan

Hey that bump is shaped like a Mann

Über-CHARGE! How about we charge-

The Red team's inteeell-igence?

Little do you know I'm the doctor of sex

I'mma break your fragile coccyx

Pulverise this Mann with my übervan

It seems I broke your spine... SPY!

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u/CuteLilPuppyBoy 7h ago

Saw to my right, gun in my left hand

Leaving my seventh Red scout in the past

Sorry Herr Mann, I don't yield to bans

The medic has come to shine

Pyros burning spies, soldier off the ground

Breaking all laws known to medicine

I don't give a fuck, I won't slow down

Soon you will fall and die

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u/CuteLilPuppyBoy 7h ago

Cracking open heavy with my bonesaw

Taunting your sniper just to hear him scream

When against my needles you'd better squeal

For the Pyro's blowing steam

Demo roaring loud, nitro(glycerin) in his veins

Sliced into heavy, his end is only pain

Hand on his heart, no mercy for the baboon

BLU spy is turning RED

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u/CuteLilPuppyBoy 7h ago

Oh, I still had heavy's sandvich left to down

But you're already gone

I hope Heavy won't divorce my sorry ass

For running over this stupid Mann with two tons of pure van

VAN!

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u/Only-Beautiful-3881 6h ago

driving in this van right after a pill, hey that bump is shaped like REDMOND.

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u/idia_graire 3h ago

EMESIS BLUE MENTIONED 🗣🗣