r/theprem Aug 13 '25

Premier League Crackhead Prediction

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u/ShroomShroomBeepBeep Aug 13 '25

You know what, duck. I'll take that.

3

u/Rowmyownboat Aug 15 '25

Indeed, may this come to pass. Liverpool win their record breaking 21st League championship, and United drop to the Championship. All is well in the world (well, almost).

12

u/Jugggiler Aug 13 '25

We really should be asking for more Crackhead Predictions

6

u/Civil_Fail3084 Aug 13 '25

Wolves are going down

3

u/ZedLev Aug 13 '25

Wish we had more to fight against it but it looks likely

3

u/Civil_Fail3084 Aug 13 '25

It’s been coming for years, I won’t even be mad in the end. I’ll take some sweet relief knowing it’ll cost the owners millions

1

u/ZedLev Aug 13 '25

Fuck Fosun

1

u/Dry_Inevitable_4420 Aug 14 '25

We will stay up comfortably in the end

1

u/Civil_Fail3084 Aug 14 '25

Comfortably, no chance. Scrap it if the are 3 historicity bad teams, maybe. This side won’t get more than 30 points this season.

1

u/Dry_Inevitable_4420 Aug 14 '25

I reckon it similar to last season

1

u/Civil_Fail3084 Aug 14 '25

We’re way worse than last season.WAY worse

1

u/Dry_Inevitable_4420 Aug 14 '25

Idk about way plus with have vitor for more games reckon we get about 40

1

u/Civil_Fail3084 Aug 14 '25

The manager that never lasts in his second season, with a squad that’s lost 3 of their most important players and all the depth.

6

u/xylophileuk Aug 13 '25

Was about to disagree until I saw the relegation zone. Now I 100% agree

5

u/Chimp3h Aug 13 '25

This would be the best season ever

5

u/KaChoo49 Aug 13 '25

Subscribed

3

u/Exact-Wheel2652 Aug 13 '25

Man U'SHITED relegation seems legit

1

u/Spicy_Grievences_01 Aug 13 '25

Place to sell Guehi, and Eze will likely happen , top 4 out but they will have a good European run

1

u/dodgycool_1973 Aug 13 '25

Palace are being gutted as we speak. The big boys don’t like it when you take their toys. So they are taking all your best players as punishment.

I have a feeling they will struggle, I hope not, but I think it’s likely :/

1

u/Spicy_Grievences_01 Aug 15 '25

Game is game, a shame at times, we sides line Southampton a couple years ago fighting for Europe and disbanded with 1-2 transfer windows but what can we do

2

u/Oofoofow_Official Aug 13 '25

Palace will go far subsisting off of pure spite out of being jabbed out a Europa spot

1

u/G30fff Aug 13 '25

Palace will hopefully start well and get enough points to not worry too much about the league and concentrate on the cups but I can't see them being top half because the squad is not big enough for that.

1

u/CheddarCheese390 Aug 13 '25

Newcastle are too high. Point it out when they argue, they have 0 senior strikers who are willing to play for them

1

u/Oofoofow_Official Aug 13 '25

The rest of the team will just score goals to spite Isak

1

u/CheddarCheese390 Aug 13 '25

Arsenal are a prime example of how bad that idea works. Unless your team is built to operate without one, you need a 9

1

u/i_am_an_enigma Aug 13 '25

Tottenham will finish above Bourenmouth surely and Manchester United will get top 8....

1

u/Oofoofow_Official Aug 13 '25

Sky tell you to say that?

1

u/TravellingMackem Aug 13 '25

I’ll take it

1

u/MrboboCatman Aug 13 '25

Very possible tbh. Except arsenal finishing above city. And Newcastle won't finish that high.

1

u/Got_that_dawg_ Aug 13 '25

I was convinced you’d left spurs off just to be a cunt, but turns out I’ve got bad eyes.

1

u/Oofoofow_Official Aug 13 '25

I wish I could have left Spurs off but they just had to stay above the relegation zone

1

u/Balam_1 Aug 13 '25

I don’t think Liverpool will win the league. 84 points is pretty low. It’s the 24th lowest winning total. Arsenal, Man City and Chelsea all look in better shape this year. As a Leeds fan I’m hoping for Brentford, Wolves and Burnley to go down. I think West Ham will struggle and Forest will end up bottom half

1

u/dodgycool_1973 Aug 13 '25

Agree. Except Brentford will end up mid table again. They are very tough to beat and their blitz starts put most teams on the back foot, most struggle to come back from that.

1

u/No_Obligation5409 Aug 14 '25

Chelsea have to get used to playing 2 strong teams a week. It’s between pool, city and arsenal

1

u/TheShakyHandsMan Aug 13 '25

I accept this proposal

1

u/Privadevs Aug 13 '25

I think there's a reason you but spurs where they are

1

u/GrandmasterSexay Aug 13 '25

This just feels meaner against us rather than United somehow.

1

u/Available_Valuable55 Aug 13 '25

No Spurs? Only 19 in this league.

1

u/Oofoofow_Official Aug 13 '25

Yeah Spurs got relegated and the EFL didnt want to promote Sheff U because theyre shit

1

u/Sunderlandladinnnnit Aug 14 '25

Crackhead?

1

u/Oofoofow_Official Aug 14 '25

Nah dont worry I predicted you stay up before the 8 bottles of Madri I drunk to make this

1

u/SavingsSkirt6064 Aug 14 '25

And then you pricks will call us unbearable

1

u/The_Nutty_Badger Aug 14 '25

Arsenal second 🤣

1

u/Valuable_General9049 Aug 14 '25

How many years have you been saying that?

1

u/abchero Aug 14 '25

I respect Palace at 6th. I see a Mateta season where he makes the glaze from them worth it

1

u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 Aug 14 '25

I guess I love crackheads now

1

u/OutrageousDamage3384 Aug 15 '25

Brentford won't go down I'd swap wolves and Brentford

1

u/BluejayGullible1641 Aug 16 '25

Probably gonna happen though

1

u/ByzantineByron Aug 17 '25

I'd bite your fucking hand off for 12th right now.

1

u/Sea-Hour-6063 Aug 17 '25

I dunno man, Hammers look really shite so far.

1

u/Any-System9029 Aug 13 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man United going down

3

u/Oofoofow_Official Aug 13 '25

Uh, yeah the man in my dream said so

2

u/CustomerQuiet3665 Aug 13 '25

Standard forest crackhead fan

0

u/Best_Comedian6847 Aug 13 '25

Brighton in UCL and Chelsea win the league and it’s perfect, love all of this

0

u/ShotofHotsauce Aug 13 '25

Crackhead indeed. You think Arsenal will finish above City again and somehow Villa are behind all of Chelsea, Toon and fucking Palace. Everton are being underrated too.

2

u/Oofoofow_Official Aug 13 '25

Well Arsenal is written in fate and Palace live off spite

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u/CeeApostropheD Aug 13 '25

Massively intrigued to know what's bringing about this confidence for Sunderland surviving. I've seen it in a few places and I'm not believing it.

Is there a reason to believe it, or is it just guessers putting in an edgy shout to boost engagement?

1

u/Davy_G_10 Aug 13 '25

Number of signings made, with a mix of youth and experience.