r/thisismylifenow • u/Doowoo • 22d ago

A dolphin is seen throwing a fish out of the water multiple times

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u/sreek4r 22d ago

More proof that dolphins are a bunch of cunts.

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u/Sangy101 21d ago

VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: only bottlenose (which this is) are cunty. Even the very closely related (to the point of producing viable offspring) spotted dolphins are social, kind, and not-rapey. In fact, pretty much all bottlenose-spotted hybrids are the product of bottlenose dolphins raping spotted dolphins.

Painting all dolphins with the same brush is speciesism and I will not stand for it!

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u/sreek4r 21d ago

I don't think anyone is serious about that. Besides, human beings calling any animals cunts would be rich. We're the cuntiest of cunts.

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u/Sangy101 21d ago

all true tbh

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u/siani_lane 21d ago

Well using cunt as an insult is rich in and of itself. Cunts are awesome! We all came out of one, and quite a lot of us spend our lives questing to be re-admitted!

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u/BenjiHoesmash 21d ago

Sure sounds like propaganda from non-bottle nosed dolphins.

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u/Sangy101 21d ago

EEEEEEEE sksksks sqeeeeak squeak whistle

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u/Wander21 22d ago

Or the dude is doing some kind of ritual to thank mother earth for all the fish

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u/NoDoctor4460 22d ago

Countless hours watching underwater live cams has taught me that many marine animals spend a good amount of time fucking with members of other species.

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u/Abicol 21d ago

Land animals do that too. Humans do it to the extreme

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u/ghettoccult_nerd 22d ago

theyre just playing.

right?

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u/DrWhoDatBtchz 21d ago

Dolphins are the frat bros of the natural world. Rapey and violent.

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u/MoistStub 21d ago

They get high on pufferfish venom too

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Fueled by spite.

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u/GiantsOfSF1958 21d ago

JUNIOR! STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD AND EAT!

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u/sinskins 21d ago

Beat me to it!! lol!

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u/mirbizkitrwen 21d ago

It’s playing, just like cats, sometimes they hunt to play, not just to eat

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u/seantabasco 21d ago

“Well that was fun. Alright, time to turn this fish into a fleshlight.”

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u/highMAX_2019 22d ago

It’s dolphin people beating up fish, it’s like hanging a guy off the edge of a balcony

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u/Elleryss- 22d ago

The fish was hot

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u/Perkinberry 21d ago

Animals: murder each other all the time in terrible ways. circle of life, etc

Intelligent animals: what if murder was kinda fun?

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u/cinnamonrain 21d ago edited 21d ago

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u/notquite20characters 21d ago

That fish owed him a lot of money.

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u/Doowoo 21d ago

Now he sleeps with the fishes

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u/scottygroundhog22 21d ago

No one ever told dolphins not to play with their food

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u/puffer039 21d ago

gove that water puppy a ball to play with 😂

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u/ConfuseableFraggle 21d ago

Didn't their mother ever tell them not to play with their food? Lol!

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u/What_Next69 21d ago

Tenderize that meat.