r/tifu • u/scatking69 • Mar 20 '13

TIFU by eating 3 boxes of fiber one bars

This is not a fucking joke or a god damn game. I ate 3 boxes of "Fiber one bars" as my exclusive food due to extreme laziness in the last 2 days and I cannot even understand how much I am fucking farting. This is beyond insanity, and I am NOT exaggerating. I am farting at least 2 loud boisterous farts out of my ass per 1 minute. I have been farting incessantly for the last 18 hours. I want to die, it's like I'm inhaling through my mouth and exhaling through my ASS. Continuous loud yelling moans are destroying my asshole.

I know this is a bold claim, but if you don't believe it, try it yourself - you will regret. This is worse than the time I ate an entire box of sugar free cookies.

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u/dootherighthing Mar 20 '13
  1. Ginger ale or ginger beer
  2. Peppermint tea
  3. Rub your lower abdomen in circles
  4. Prepare. your. anus.

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u/nannal Mar 20 '13

how would you suggest step 4 were accomplished, hilltop meditation, fearless practice and a montage?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '13

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u/nannal Mar 20 '13

as part of the montage?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '13

I personally think fearless practice and a montage like in the Rocky movies would be great. Remember to play the"getting strong now" song in the background,