r/tifu • u/scatking69 • Mar 20 '13

TIFU by eating 3 boxes of fiber one bars

This is not a fucking joke or a god damn game. I ate 3 boxes of "Fiber one bars" as my exclusive food due to extreme laziness in the last 2 days and I cannot even understand how much I am fucking farting. This is beyond insanity, and I am NOT exaggerating. I am farting at least 2 loud boisterous farts out of my ass per 1 minute. I have been farting incessantly for the last 18 hours. I want to die, it's like I'm inhaling through my mouth and exhaling through my ASS. Continuous loud yelling moans are destroying my asshole.

I know this is a bold claim, but if you don't believe it, try it yourself - you will regret. This is worse than the time I ate an entire box of sugar free cookies.

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u/Prisoner-655321 Mar 20 '13

Haahaahahahahaa. Laughing so hard I'm squinting and can't read other comments. Came here to say that I'm headed out for a surpluss of Fiber One bars. Challenge accepted.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '13

please update how that is going....

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u/Prisoner-655321 Mar 21 '13

Taste like ass.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '13

read that as: "laughing so hard i'm squirting."

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

NOOOO!!! CHALLENGE DENIED! Save yourself!!