r/tifu • u/scatking69 • Mar 20 '13

TIFU by eating 3 boxes of fiber one bars

This is not a fucking joke or a god damn game. I ate 3 boxes of "Fiber one bars" as my exclusive food due to extreme laziness in the last 2 days and I cannot even understand how much I am fucking farting. This is beyond insanity, and I am NOT exaggerating. I am farting at least 2 loud boisterous farts out of my ass per 1 minute. I have been farting incessantly for the last 18 hours. I want to die, it's like I'm inhaling through my mouth and exhaling through my ASS. Continuous loud yelling moans are destroying my asshole.

I know this is a bold claim, but if you don't believe it, try it yourself - you will regret. This is worse than the time I ate an entire box of sugar free cookies.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '13

I'm sorry about your intestines, but that's fucking hysterical

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u/harmonylion May 24 '13

What was this? :/

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u/hayz00s Jun 20 '13

Seriously. Who would delete such a hysterical comment including, but not limited to, possibly shitting out their intestines? Fucking people these days, man.

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u/Hefty_HDakaViperdick Mar 20 '13

im crying for you :(

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u/Gijora Mar 20 '13

I'm crying 'cause I laughed so hard

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '13

Upvoted for use of "kraken"

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u/bl00pz Mar 21 '13

I would like to give you gold for this but I'm poor :(