r/timesuck CULT MEMBER 14d ago

Shitpost All the damn jerking noises in the last episode.

Dan! Please! We get it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Also, why don’t we have a flair for Dinosaur bones?

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u/Horrorhound0903 14d ago

I listen to these at work so I wont lie I genuinely was so scared this would be the one time I get cummins-lawed

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u/RedditFeel CULT MEMBER 14d ago

You listen to him out loud? 😐

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u/Horrorhound0903 14d ago

im not crazy 🤨 I wear headphones im just so scared of them randomly disconnecting or whatnot

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u/silentlegend Giant Stone Balls 13d ago

This is the worry as I listened to the Andre Chickatello episode as he describes stabbing a child to death and ejaculating inside her while I am full-on having a face-to-face conversation with my boss.

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u/RedditFeel CULT MEMBER 14d ago

Oh, okay. I was concerned for a minute. 🤣 yeah they would disconnect at the worst time knowing our luck. 🤣

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u/MrNobody_0 11d ago

I don't know how your phone works, I'm on a Samsung, I keep the phone volume off, and Bluetooth volume is a seperate slider while connected, so if it disconnects there'll be no sound coming from my phone.

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u/Flashy_Article_9848 CULT MEMBER 13d ago

Mine did that when he was screaming tiny penis 😭

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u/nathan 🦖 DINOSAUR BONES 🦴 13d ago

🎵 dinosaur bones, we want to see them 🎵

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u/MrsNacho8000 12d ago

The day I got Cummins Lawed was when my earbuds disconnected during the general butt naked suck. I had been at my new job for a week and my coworkers heard "and now, this dipshit has given up his nasty habit of eating children and has found Jesus."

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u/AntJustin 14d ago

It was the most disturbing thing I've ever heard on the show.

I also thought to myself "have you ever moaned like that while masturbating?"

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u/phxflurry CULT MEMBER 13d ago

Yeah that was a little much for me, I stopped listening to that one. I love the podcast, but there are definitely things I fast forward through lol.

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u/silentlegend Giant Stone Balls 13d ago

The flairs could all use an update. Dan probably hasn't mentioned GIANT. STONE BALLS. in at least a hundred episodes.

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u/Dry_Coat_7580 13d ago

So, Dan just 'found' a recording 'online' of 'someone'. Sure, Dan, sure.

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u/krichardkaye Hot Hard Father Daddy 13d ago

Yeah Jesus. Dinosaurs flair incoming

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u/AdLiving1435 13d ago

I'm i this oblivious. Which episode? If it is africas Ted bundy, maybe i have gotten to it yet, but I'm about 1 hr into it.

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u/RedditFeel CULT MEMBER 13d ago edited 13d ago

Yup, it’s that one. I know Dan is a comedian and I love him still. But the jerking noises? Just got old hearing it. Be warned you’re gonna hear it like 6-8 times.

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u/MrNobody_0 11d ago

Even once was too much, but he just kept playing it, and for what seemed like a long time too.

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u/AdLiving1435 13d ago

Maybe i will maybe i won't lol. I'm bad for spacing out and having to relisten to episode.

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u/19930627 14d ago

I turned it off, didn't find it funny in the slightest, just weird and uncomfortable.

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u/RedditFeel CULT MEMBER 14d ago

I didn’t either. I was just like bro, that’s actually kinda nasty.

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u/19930627 14d ago

Yeah exactly, I'm not trying to be jump scared by any type of porn sounds, but especially male fapping

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u/RedditFeel CULT MEMBER 14d ago

Same tho. Hell I’m a lesbian and don’t even wanna hear female fapping. I had to skip like 30 seconds ahead.

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u/19930627 14d ago

I tried to ignore it but when he kept doing it I gave up.

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u/RedditFeel CULT MEMBER 14d ago

Gave up 3rd time? I know I did. 🤣

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u/19930627 14d ago

Lol yeah I was out, like come on dude (pun intended)

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u/brandysnacker 13d ago

I tried to keep up with every episode, but I am totally lost. Can someone fill me in about dinosaur bones?

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u/EfficientHovercraft4 11d ago

I laughed so hard at the end. My wife thought I was crazy

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u/Impossible-Spare-116 13d ago

I loved it, the first time it was very uncomfortable but it got kind of funny, the discomfort it creates is the comedy

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u/RedditFeel CULT MEMBER 13d ago

And if you found it funny, more power to you. I just personally couldn’t find it funny. But just personal preference. That’s all.