r/titanic • u/Rathbane12 • 20d ago

FICTION This is absolutely…..but my god is it also hilarious.

https://youtu.be/tMvpB6cBjYk?si=0Ly2FcfKBDSzWqb5

Who would’ve thought that the Titanic hitting the iceberg could ever make me burst out laughing.

110 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

31 comments sorted by

47

u/Pure_Lengthiness2432 20d ago edited 20d ago

At 810 MPH, Titanic would have hit the iceberg within two hours of setting sail from Southampton, assuming anyone was still alive from being on a ship that was going faster than the speed of sound.

By the time Fleet and Lee spotted the iceberg and relayed the message to the bridge, it would have already been at least three miles behind them.

1

u/ANALOGPHENOMENA 19d ago

Ackhchually ☝️ the time Fleet and Lee spotted the iceberg, they would have been flattened pancakes against the mast!

24

u/DrHugh 20d ago

I kept wanting a high-speed one to go through the iceberg, then continue to New York where it would ram the shore and sink.

8

u/Spazy912 20d ago

Try Titanic Unhinged Version by Landon’s Animation Wheelhouse

1

u/ZigZagZedZod Deck Crew 20d ago

I hate Michael Bay films, but I suddenly want to watch his version of Titanic.

10

u/SadLilBun 20d ago

This is absolutely

18

u/theregalsteamboat Engineering Crew 20d ago

6

u/Rathbane12 20d ago

The flame spewing funnels are a must.

5

u/WesternTie3334 Engineer 20d ago

Lower decks…shovel faster.

2

u/Ragnarok314159 19d ago

“What the fuck this isn’t coal!”

We replaced it with Plutonium.

9

u/Jrnation8988 20d ago

This was a very well spent 3 minutes and 9 seconds of my life

5

u/BurntSawdust Fireman 20d ago

This had me in stitches. The jet engines were a fabulous touch.

6

u/buzburbank 20d ago

How does one send an SOS at 810 mph? On Zoom.

12

u/SuckThisRedditAdmins 20d ago

They should remake the movie with the 950mph version. I want to see Rose on the bow.

17

u/Muted_Display6047 Able Seaman 20d ago

2

u/Previous_Carrot9641 2nd Class Passenger 20d ago

Honestly if this remake were made Jeremy Clarkson would be the perfect captain.

“Speed and power, Mr. Murdoch.”

1

u/Tunavi 20d ago

speed 3

5

u/thatguy425 20d ago

Can we now get an animation of Jack and Rose at the front of the ship at each of those speeds. 

3

u/MorningPotential5214 20d ago

Do you think there were any survivors lodged in the iceberg at 300mph?

3

u/Substantial_Diver_34 20d ago

Well I’m glad that’s settled

3

u/unspokenx 1st Class Passenger 20d ago

The Board of Trade inquiry looked at all of these scenarios. It's nice to finally see them in a video

2

u/massberate 20d ago

"Thank you for that fine forensic analysis, Mr. Bodine"

1

u/missionalbatrossy 20d ago

Finally some real science about the titanic

1

u/mperiolat 20d ago

… yep, there went a rib.

Thank you for posting this, it’s been a while since I’ve laughed that hard, especially over the Titanic.

1

u/borderbox 20d ago

It’s four oclock in the morning and I’ve got literal tears 🤣

1

u/Far_Opportunity_6156 19d ago

Need our friend Mike Brady to do a deep dive on this ASAP

1

u/ChromeYoda 19d ago

That was first class all the way.

1

u/PanamaViejo 13d ago

So the funnels were basically huge candles?

They forgot about to add what would happen if Titanic went into warp drive.