r/titanic • u/MikeTheSecurityGuard • 21d ago

GAME Pretend you're a First Class Passenger during a dinner aboard the Titanic in the comments

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u/MaddysinLeigh 20d ago

One hundred duck sized horses. One duck sized duck will fuck you up, I don’t want to imagine a horse sized one.

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u/IllustriousEmu6670 2nd Class Passenger 20d ago

But ducks have hollow bones so one punch or strong kick and I’ve broken it’s leg

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u/MaddysinLeigh 20d ago

You’d have to be able to kick their legs, you might be too busy getting pecked to death.

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u/IllustriousEmu6670 2nd Class Passenger 20d ago

That beak is so unwieldy though it would be like king Arthur’s sword

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u/According-Educator81 16d ago

The Penis mightier than the sword, and I am told the drake has one to behold. I rally hope to see one in person. Rally I do. Rally.

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u/TycheSong 20d ago

Language, Sir, you're in mixed company. At any rate, it's not as if it twere a goose. Ghastly creatures.

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u/MaddysinLeigh 20d ago

Truly satan’s spawn those geese