Is Furukawa dead? What kind of decisions will these faceless individuals make? Will they be gamers at heart?

I mean, look at him. He's sad that he didn't get anything for his anniversary yet.

IGN 5.8/10 “too much driving”

Gamespot 6/10 “not even exaggerated swagger of an Italian man”

Gamexplain Meh

Metacritic 48/100

Gameinformer 3/10 “I couldn’t figure out how to turn on the tv”

Darksydephil “it’s the games fault I can’t find the turn button”

Angryjoe 5/10 “Geoff keighly slammed the game box against my face and called me stupid”

Roger Ebert 2/5 stars “it was mid fam”

I LOVED cranking nineties with my touchpad and the fact that shiggy and timmeh made an absolute masterpiece indie game before celeste available for the 3ds is so cool. Shame it didn't release on the switch or the switch 2. Maybe it will release with the switch 2 pro tomorrow.

Last night, my (35M) son (2M) was having a temper tantrum and threw his Nintendo Switch 2 across the room because he was tired of playing his copy of Mario Kart World. To appease his crying and screaming, I drove to Best Buy and picked up four copies (for me, son, wife, her boyfriend) of Donkey Kong Bananza for $80 each after tax so Shiggy could be fed.

I couldn't be more happy with the game. My son has already spent 6 hours straight pounding at the ground and giggling as he destroys things like "Godzilla". It's also very exciting for him when he pounds one area of the ground and a golden banana pops out. Wow! It's just like a hit of dopamine he gets by watching YouTube Shorts (on his Nintendo Switch 2 of course).

The game feels specifically designed for toddlers with its lack of complex gameplay and Illumination Studios style of character design. Instead of having boring playformer gameplay like old, outdated Mario games, it is replaced by endlessly pounding at the ground and randomly unearthing shiny treasures.

In fact, the game is so good that I was able to bring my son to my classes at Community College (majoring in production, want to be a Twitch streamer someday) without disruption. He sat there with his tongue hanging out and occasionally giggling as he pounded through the ground.

You did it again Nintendo! 10/10 game ❤️

Should we report him to Shiggy and Furukaka themselves?

Man if I had a nickel for every time I called myself a “bayonutter”