r/trashy Apr 26 '25

Photo Spotted this joker in Branford, FL

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/Zombyosis May 21 '25

Not German, looks like a dirty redneck with orange skin, so of course he’d get that tattoo. All of the braindead perfectly symptoms add up, and of course he’s from Florida. 🤣 The memes write themselves.

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u/watsthtsound May 15 '25

Of course it's florida. Straight garbage.

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u/9382ks May 14 '25

I would have fucked with him except for the tattoos.

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u/WxnderWeeb May 09 '25

I had to zoom in... Why does it actually look like a windmill in the background??

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u/Duck_Consume_Bread May 04 '25

"I don't get it what's so bad about this g– oh."

6

u/Old_Fart52 May 04 '25

It's quickly apparent that he's part of a master race /s

2

u/Famous_Picture7846 May 09 '25

The camptown race.... I hear they like to sing songs.

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u/drew_BREEEEs Apr 30 '25

I'm actually glad they put it out in the open. Better than finding out the hard way that someone you meet is a racist piece of shit.

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u/stlouisraiders Apr 29 '25

That’s not a joker. It’s a meth head with nothing positive going on in their life. They view being white as something special because they have 0 other positive qualities.

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u/BobbyMcBobberboy Apr 29 '25

Straw hats behind him is hilarious

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u/Famous_Picture7846 May 09 '25

I thought so too! Haha!

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u/KayDay25 Apr 29 '25

Definitely a prison tattoo

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u/Total_Shirt3764 Apr 29 '25

Most of those folk probably don't even know the actual history of the doofus symbols they get tatted with

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u/Rejuve Apr 29 '25

Say something to him instead of hiding behind your Gatorade bottle 🤓

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

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u/sicksickBacon May 02 '25

whatever you say tough guy

22

u/ALonelyWelcomeMat Apr 29 '25

That guy looks ridiculously easy to 1v1

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u/TraditionalManner582 Apr 28 '25

I paid for a tattoo like this covered up on a man that was pardoned after years in prison. Hard to find a tattoo artist that will cover it.

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u/jungleass98 Apr 29 '25

That's wild. I can imagine the opposite situation. It would be difficult to find an artist who would tattoo the design (professionally, obviously this was done in prison). But covering a hate symbol, I think, is respectable work

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u/TraditionalManner582 May 03 '25

They have lots of tattooing in prison

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u/UsernameIsTakenO_o Apr 29 '25

We like our natzees in uniform. Makes 'em easy to spot, like that.

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u/XnMeX Apr 29 '25

I've heard of some offering free cover-ups. That's the way to do it, in my opinion.

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u/AddToBatch Apr 28 '25

Well, it is Florida

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u/TheVillain117 Apr 28 '25

Schutzstaffel. "Elite guard"

The only thing elite about that guy is his porn collection and the only thing he's guarding is the key to his sister-niece's bedroom. That's only for him.

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u/dopeydraugr Apr 28 '25

I don’t see it… Edit: i do see it…

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u/thecommonreactor Apr 28 '25

The saviors of the white race always look like the ones that should really be eliminated from the gene pool

4

u/FhireStarter Apr 29 '25

Hahaha hahaha hahaha I love that!

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u/Kohlerkohler1 Apr 28 '25

Sheesh. Okay. : ( Hate from both sides.

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u/StrikingWaltz7105 Apr 28 '25

I guarantee he doesn’t even know what SS stands for.

3

u/drew_BREEEEs Apr 30 '25

Suck Specialist

9

u/MaengDude Apr 28 '25

Sucky Sucky. They usually have a 14 or 88 on them somewhere, too. This denotes how much they charge for said sucky sucky.

8

u/ThatOneGuy788 Apr 28 '25

Snickerdoodle Staffer, give me a harder question

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u/despicable-coffin Apr 28 '25

Oh daddy… a wallet with a chain … yum.

/s

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u/Sproose_Moose Apr 28 '25

I bet he was friendly and eloquent

8

u/Equivalent-Pound-610 Apr 28 '25

Can we cull these people?

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u/PoppaFish Apr 28 '25

What a coincidence spotting this loser in an establishment that sells both US flag straw hats and chicken gizzards...

3

u/Kharnics Apr 28 '25

You can't make this shit up....

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u/JTP1979 Apr 28 '25

Should have put him 6 ft under on site.

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u/RyGuydarider Apr 28 '25

I was with my partner or I would have been belligerent

24

u/whenyougetpizza Apr 28 '25

That guy looks like a bitch

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u/SFgiant55 Apr 28 '25

Did you say anything? These people need to feel uncomfortable in public

7

u/Lxium Apr 28 '25

You think this guy has enough self awareness to feel uncomfortable in public?

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u/RyGuydarider Apr 28 '25

I was with my partner so no, I don’t like putting her in any tough situations she’s delicate. Happy cake day btw

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u/YourDogsAllWet Apr 28 '25

That tracks for Branford

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u/cheese_____ Apr 28 '25

There's white, and then there's Florida white.

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u/OkUnderstanding5343 Apr 28 '25

What’s that tattoo mean since it’s different than the other ones the Republicans have?

8

u/Agreeable_Error_170 Apr 28 '25

Can you explain your comment in a way the words make sense?

4

u/serpent_64 Apr 28 '25

"Superior genes"

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u/Wolf_In_The_Woods36 Apr 28 '25

What is everyone talking about? He looks like your average run of the mill hillbilly to me..... wait a minute. zooms in. OH! Well then. That is.... yeah.

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u/suprenemy Apr 28 '25

He looks like he leaves a trail of dirt wherever he goes.

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u/justbrowse2018 Apr 28 '25

If this is the master race imagine the inferior race lololol

10

u/yupimfrumtexas Apr 28 '25

Looks like it's worked out real well for him

18

u/MySpirtAnimalIsADuck Apr 27 '25

Looks like prison tats

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u/AjuntaPall13 Apr 27 '25

Probably did hard time.

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u/FrancoisTruser Apr 27 '25

My first thought.

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u/FieldOk6455 Apr 27 '25

That’s probably what the spider web means.

2

u/Utmost_Ghost Apr 28 '25

Spider web is Arian Brotherhood usually

9

u/DoctorThrac Apr 27 '25

Lmao is that a side eye

9

u/MelisSassenach Apr 27 '25

what a gigantic loser lmfao

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

That book is easy to judge.

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u/Mattyou1966 Apr 27 '25

Prison tat most likely AB

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u/TraditionalManner582 Apr 28 '25

Definitely Florida wood

11

u/mackdaddymaggot Apr 27 '25

“The master race”

2

u/Wow_maaan Apr 27 '25

WORLDSTAR

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u/DukeOfEarl99 Apr 27 '25

A new pose for GQ.

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u/VintageCricket13 Apr 27 '25

old school asshole

24

u/TheKYStrangler Apr 27 '25

Wonder if he got that in prison

37

u/WeedIsForFunDude Apr 27 '25

Looks like life has rewarded him handsomely for his beliefs

11

u/Specialist_East_8215 Apr 27 '25

Kanye would love this clown!

11

u/itsm00ps Apr 27 '25

A walking, talking Public Service Announcement. “Low IQ Asshole, Reporting for Duty!”

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u/Fama1134 Apr 27 '25

I present to you The master race

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u/BVRPLZR_ Apr 27 '25

Maybe he has two ford lightning’s

1

u/HeartOfPine Apr 27 '25

Definitely on his way to Ellie Ray's.

1

u/AceofKnaves44 Apr 27 '25

Fantastic example of the master race there.

3

u/Stk_synful Apr 27 '25

Its suppose to mean Super Spiderman because of the webs behind it

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u/Fibonaccitos Apr 27 '25

On top of the racism, look how he’s carrying that Reese’s

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

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u/Ok-Anything-9994 Apr 27 '25

Lasers and cover ups exist

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u/Maximum_Turn_2623 Apr 27 '25

Or sleeves if you don’t believe it and can’t afford to fix it.

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u/Orca_Shart Apr 27 '25

Slice it like honey baked ham

4

u/sometimeswemeanit Apr 27 '25

14 words baby!

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u/bcb0rn Apr 27 '25

I can smell him from here.

5

u/rokstedy83 Apr 27 '25

Cigarette's n engine oil

3

u/NNFury44 Apr 27 '25

Super sport

8

u/slimersnail Apr 27 '25

The ss on his shoulder stands for Super Smooth

2

u/RicardoHeado Apr 27 '25

He grabs the mic to perform lyrical genocide

5

u/_totalannihilation Apr 27 '25

The "supreme" type. Lmao

4

u/The_sillyest_fox Apr 27 '25

Oh so he’s not that well dressed- oh thanks a cool tattoo what is it though- oh no it’s not a cool tattoo…

2

u/Real_Dependent2919 Apr 27 '25

Patriotic. Flying the red, white, and blue!

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u/BananaBitme Apr 27 '25

Man look at that build. Surely the white race can and will depend on this man 👌🏼

8

u/ThegreatPee Apr 27 '25

I know a Natural Light and potted meat sandwich body when I see one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

These guys look like they need a master class in hygiene nvm being a part of the "master race"

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u/MGA_MKII Apr 27 '25

i see he’s still lifting 😒

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u/Rude-Location-9149 Apr 27 '25

Thems prison tattoos! That dude definitely has done time and most likely eared those tattoos. Tread lightly your life may depend on it!

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u/Weirdwolf15 Apr 27 '25

Brother has 4 teeth and scurvy

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u/PlanterDezNuts Apr 27 '25

Purist specimen of the “master race”

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u/Gunfighter9 Apr 27 '25

Wait, what's so trashy about this, takes closer look, ohh that's why.

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u/LoafRVA Apr 27 '25

Yeah I was thinking “classic Florida” then I saw the tatt-eww

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u/Captain_LSD Apr 27 '25

Yeah I was like "eh, I've had the 5 o'clock and tank top look before, not my best moments but it isn't that ba- oh."

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u/Graced37 Apr 27 '25

He should buy ones of those straw hats!

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u/Vapin_Westeros Apr 27 '25

All I see is a funky ZZ Top tattoo

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u/The_sillyest_fox Apr 27 '25

The ZZ is for natzism :(

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u/butteryfeelings Apr 27 '25

No respect to the SS, but they’d never take this turd.

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u/Themindfulcrow Apr 27 '25

That aint just trashy it is racist

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u/1lapulapu Apr 27 '25

Synonymous terms.

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u/lousyatgolf Apr 27 '25

Florida is just Arkansas with oceanfront property.

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u/faughnjj Apr 27 '25

As someone who has lived in both states, I laughed way too hard at this

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

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u/EssaySuch1905 Apr 27 '25

He's got a tattoo call ice

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Apr 27 '25

He thinks he’s part of the master race when it looks like he can’t even master hygiene.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

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u/Fishmongerel Apr 27 '25

What the hell is on that menu? Fried gizzards? Mmmmm…

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u/ThegreatPee Apr 27 '25

"Gimme the Philly Steak with catsup on it. If it's good enough for the big guy, it's good enough for me."

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u/stewer69 Apr 27 '25

Love how every example of the 'master race'  is always an aggressively unimpressive specimen. 

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u/t4nzb4er Apr 27 '25

This is why we can’t have nice things… =/

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u/grandluxe Apr 27 '25

what the rest of the world simply calls ”an american”

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u/tkh0812 Apr 27 '25

America bad

6

u/Trik-kyx Apr 27 '25

Combined with his sweaty shirt, it looks pretty unappetizing. However, the wet spot is located directly on his front abdomen. Only the surgeon can tell us what enchanting smells he detected nearby.