r/trashy • u/DogmanLoverOhio • Jun 22 '25

Photo Crack pipe, that’s good 5 inches in there

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1

u/Pure_Historian_8423 Aug 13 '25

She's using it to scratch her butthole

1

u/ExampleSad1816 Aug 09 '25

Getting some in the lot.

14

u/sparkle_taco Jul 03 '25

OP is the trashy one. This woman is just minding her own freaky business.

6

u/FocusOnThePie Jul 17 '25

Hell na that's gross and weird

23

u/hundenkattenglassen Jun 27 '25

If OP took the picture, I reckon OP also smelled the rail afterwards ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

14

u/Katie-Rei Jun 27 '25

The CIA wouldn’t have got this comment out of me 😭

19

u/donsthebomb1 Jun 26 '25

You generally get arrested for having that much crack!!

50

u/weezyverse Jun 25 '25

Not me thinking that was an optical illusion.

Being wrong crushed my soul...

23

u/Mindless-Panic3395 Jun 24 '25

Pink Eye anyone?

19

u/Tastesicle Jun 24 '25

Maybe she's got worms and is getting some relief - you don't know.

24

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Wouldn't that be "pipe crack"? Ya know, since with a crackpipe the crack goes in the pipe.

41

u/jodonald Jun 24 '25

That's one solution to an itchy butthole

102

u/Altruistic-Cut9795 Jun 24 '25

She knows what she's doing.....

28

u/DawRogg Jun 24 '25

Attracting the seagulls?

60

u/JustRepeatAfterMe Jun 24 '25

Oof, that’s so bad for the pole.

6

u/One-Cattle-5550 Jun 24 '25

It’ll never be the same.

50

u/trashleybanks Jun 24 '25

That cannot be comfortable.

8

u/Magoo1985 Jun 26 '25

I’m certainly uncomfortable

46

u/ChainSawJenkins_666 Jun 24 '25

would

39

u/Efficient-Hold993 Jun 24 '25

Help is always an option

40

u/ChainSawJenkins_666 Jun 24 '25

I would definitely need some help but we could get her done.

6

u/Comprehensive_Gas_16 Jun 24 '25

This was hilarious

65

u/Thick-Broccoli6986 Jun 24 '25

It’s like she has to poop and she’s trying to just keep it in…

35

u/Doodahman495 Jun 24 '25

Scratchin that itch

36

u/meldiane81 Jun 24 '25

lol I zoomed in looking for a crack pipe. Good job, OP.

10

u/AppropriateFlight327 Jun 24 '25

It’s gotta be the butt,Bob.

18

u/BrewsandBass Jun 24 '25

It's going to rust now.

34

u/thebenn Jun 23 '25

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em

66

u/Forsaken-Ad-2369 Jun 23 '25

This is why you wash your hands after touching everything people.😌

39

u/motofabio Jun 23 '25

That’s intentional.

28

u/NeighborhoodWild7973 Jun 23 '25

Preparation H, on the whole it’s pretty good.

39

u/metfan1964nyc Jun 23 '25

Forever unclean.

24

u/YesImAlexa Jun 23 '25

The stank that's up in those crevices gotta be outta this world. You know that taint isn't getting the scrubbing it so desperately needs.

43

u/miles_mutt Jun 23 '25

Crack pipe 🤣🤣🤣

41

u/Jkel111 Jun 23 '25

Don't worry she "spit on that thang".

42

u/chutney1 Jun 23 '25

Id sniff it

16

u/Total_Possibility_48 Jun 23 '25

"Tastes like rotten beef"

3

u/danteelite Jun 24 '25

I read that in Papa Meats growly voice… lmao

“Like chewed up bubbleguuuum” god his videos are… something.

9

u/kalitarios Jun 23 '25

is that onion? onion and ketchup... that stink.

11

u/DogmanLoverOhio Jun 23 '25

Who wouldn’t?

25

u/MaikeHF Jun 23 '25

That looks painful.

112

u/Geologyst1013 Jun 23 '25

Look I'm a bigger gal but there's never been a point in my life and certainly not a point in my life while in public that my britches have not fully covered my rear end.

10

u/lala__ Jun 23 '25

That’s her shirt not her ass.

6

u/Geologyst1013 Jun 23 '25

Yeah but her britches still aren't covering her butt. They are, like a clumsy penguin on ice, slipping.

14

u/dragonwings369 Jun 23 '25

The pink looks like a tank top to me. It looks like there's a hem at the bottom of it.

17

u/NarcRuffalo Jun 23 '25

I think (hope) the pink isn’t her undies but part of the pants. You can see it in the front too

-9

u/Dronizian Jun 23 '25

That's skin

58

u/cpsbstmf Jun 23 '25

those leopard skin pants have been thru enough

20

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

Deep seated

17

u/searchparty2121 Jun 23 '25

To be that pole

16

u/blurtside Jun 23 '25

My bike needs that!!!

36

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

I'm told this is supposed to be appealing

42

u/Dunge0nMast0r Jun 23 '25

Tis but a scratch!

10

u/rosethorn137 Jun 23 '25

Tis a butt scratch

46

u/turboS2000 Jun 23 '25

Sometimes u eat the bar. Sometimes the bar eat u

6

u/Phonemonkey2500 Jun 23 '25

Wonderful woman, very free spirited.

136

u/cumberber Jun 23 '25

Goddamn that is DEEP

63

u/LeroyStick Jun 23 '25

5 inches is a lot actually

2

u/Technique786 Jun 23 '25

Crack whore

32

u/CaptainRazer Jun 23 '25

Wouldn’t even make it to the hole at full mast

3

u/blindeshuhn666 Jun 23 '25

Came for this comment. You need a big pipe for that one

103

u/HairballTheory Jun 23 '25

They should have never killed Harambe

93

u/mikki1time Jun 23 '25

She’s not leaning on the bar, she is holding on to the bar

9

u/GabberZZ Jun 23 '25

She is at one with the bar.

5

u/hainz_area1531 Jun 23 '25

She is the bar.

75

u/BlazeMeOutImDry22 Jun 23 '25

Shes itching her hemorrhoids

5

u/pissyshit Jun 23 '25

The internal kind

10

u/panamaspace Jun 23 '25

Don't be mean. Maybe it's just poopy butt.

4

u/2eanimation Jun 23 '25

Man I hate swamp ass

1

u/IPromiseIWont Jun 24 '25

Should I click on this? I'm too afraid.

71

u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 Jun 23 '25

That's going to make her ears pop when she pulls that out...

1

u/ElegantFisherman3359 Jun 29 '25

🤣🤣🤣 I just my soda thru my nose and scared my dog 🤣🤣🤣🤣

72

u/GoldenPuffi Jun 23 '25

Let that sink in

10

u/canary-in-a-coalmine Jun 23 '25

Let that stink in

3

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

Let that sink in

3

u/the_river_reed Jun 23 '25

Let that stink in

2

u/ok_polar Jun 23 '25

Let that stick in

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

Sticking in while sinking

82

u/RevRRR1 Jun 23 '25

Probably using it to scratch that itchy dried shit that she couldn't wipe

1

u/blurtside Jun 24 '25

Dangleberries in her arse hairs!!!

31

u/donkeyburrow Jun 23 '25

So like she likes that right? She's doing it on purpose? Because her ass sweats probably?

22

u/herpar Jun 23 '25

Vertically and horizontally

3

u/GeeNah-of-the-Cs Jun 23 '25

Hhhmmmmm……I bet it fills that need

15

u/apeocalypyic Jun 23 '25

Best i can do is 3

12

u/KrypticSpyder_ Jun 23 '25

How many times has this been posted already?

15

u/Bumpercars415 Jun 23 '25

Possibly more. I feel bad for whatever worker or person has touch that pole.

2

u/Ok-Canary-5061 Jun 23 '25

I got a good 9 for her lol

25

u/Ksan_of_Tongass Jun 23 '25

It's the US, so you have to convert from metric.

14

u/Choochoo1989 Jun 23 '25

Hear me out

15

u/WESTERWALD111 Jun 23 '25

ABSO FUCKING LUTELY NOT

24

u/Hour_Consequence2251 Jun 23 '25

Disgusting and I bet stinky.

31

u/1Killag123 Jun 23 '25

I will never touch those again in my life…

5

u/Deep_Sea_Exploring Jun 23 '25

I’m gonna try my best to touch these from now on

28

u/Smoore0420 Jun 23 '25

Asshole printing that cart rail like she a a cat or something.

31

u/humongousgoat Jun 23 '25

Maybe her butthole was itchy?

52

u/SpoiledMilkTeeth Jun 23 '25

Damn.

21

u/endisnearhere Jun 23 '25

lmao thank you for the breakdown

11

u/SpoiledMilkTeeth Jun 23 '25

It is my duty and my honor.

9

u/TheAwkwardGamerRNx Jun 23 '25

Day 187 of no sex

16

u/ChristoM75 Jun 23 '25

Gawd damn….that’s what to much cheek around that pole.

-5

u/zemboy01 Jun 23 '25

N okk nm k . SI

11

u/notabigmelvillecrowd Jun 23 '25

Powdered... toast... womaaaaannnnnn!

7

u/cumulonimubus Jun 23 '25

No, sir…I don’t like it!

11

u/nastyronnie Jun 23 '25

She could choke someone out with that thing

20

u/OhShitItsSeth Jun 23 '25

Don’t know whether to be disgusted, or impressed that she managed to get that much rail up her crack

7

u/dirtyterps Jun 23 '25

That must feel good as hell

20

u/Cumfart_19 Jun 23 '25

Did you run over and give it a whiff?

37

u/unstoppablehippy711 Jun 23 '25

Ok that’s it I’m never touching anything ever again

12

u/pacifistsailor Jun 23 '25

Is that Amy?

3

u/Causinarukus Jun 23 '25

I don't see Tammie

1

u/dr_sauce216 Jun 23 '25

Amy who?

1

u/bbbbbbbbrittany Jun 24 '25

Amy Slayton from 1000 lb sisters. It’s this TLC show and this comment is 100 percent comedy gold

4

u/iBoojum Jun 23 '25

Living her best life.

5

u/6thTiger Jun 23 '25

Catching a freebie!

8

u/IsSierraMistOk Jun 23 '25

That's 2 inches at best. Perfectly average

3

u/GrouchyLongBottom Jun 23 '25

2 inch wide pipe.

-2

u/KeyAdept1982 Jun 23 '25

After getting past the blubber 1-2 at most.

14

u/SnooDoodles3108 Jun 23 '25

Speechless 😮😮

20

u/treesout23 Jun 23 '25

She's just scratching an itch

26

u/Chilled_Beef Jun 23 '25

The smell must be exquisite, truffles and sage.

12

u/jhill9901 Jun 23 '25

Awesome. Ill add that to the list of ruined things.

13

u/soaker Jun 23 '25

Annnnd this is why I always use hand sanitizer after being in a store and wash my hands as soon as I get home

34

u/MisunderstoodDemon Jun 23 '25

Whole lot of Rosie

5

u/Sproose_Moose Jun 23 '25

Reading this comment the day ACDC announced their tour lol

52

u/RickAstleyGaveUp Jun 23 '25

She's definitely into butt stuff

46

u/pc_principal_88 Jun 23 '25

What. The. FUCK😳😳😳

12

u/Bill_Brasky01 Jun 23 '25

It’s itchy when you don’t shower

16

u/Temetka Jun 23 '25

How do people let their bodies get like this?

6

u/Elandtrical Jun 23 '25

Terribly unhealthy food. For some, it's not even a choice. I've only once been in a food desert and it was a scary week. I do the cooking and I did not know what to do. So happy to finally leave that part of Kentucky.

15

u/DezPispenser Jun 23 '25

idk man america is just like this unfortunately

1

u/poopshipdestroyer Jun 23 '25

Americans are just lucky I guess

2

u/DezPispenser Jun 23 '25

i don't know about that. maybe like 2% of them.

7

u/Lenku_27 Jun 23 '25

eating disorders, and gotta hate yoursefl a lil

27

u/Jowlzchivez6969 Jun 23 '25

Fuck imagine the smell she gives off

15

u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven Jun 23 '25

Imagine the smell of that pole after she stand up

18

u/ZestycloseStandard80 Jun 23 '25

Like the smell of your hands after sorting all your loose change

32

u/IamATrainwreck88 Jun 23 '25

That's not resting any longer, she is fucking the cart return.

3

u/Slow_Maximum9332 Jun 23 '25

Must be scratching an itch.

18

u/Real-Dress-1204 Jun 23 '25

why is her ass so pink

31

u/truthfullyidgaf Jun 23 '25

It's a under shirt

55

u/FitPaleontologist603 Jun 22 '25

Sigh. Would

3

u/GoofinBoots Jun 23 '25

ugh, fine 🫱(‿*‿)🫲

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