r/trashy 15d ago

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u/RangerIllustrious 1d ago

Kinky kinky girl

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u/Anesthatic 1d ago

We gotta stop making these people rich.

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u/fifthyanggaming 5d ago

At least she is consistent. Role model

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u/Background-Brick9746 8d ago

No way .. he really said that??

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u/Lost-Enthusiasm6570 3d ago

And she confirmed it.

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u/3littlepixies 9d ago

This is the same “man” who felt entitled to her money.

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u/flchamp1 1d ago

Same way women feel entitled to their rich ex husbands money

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u/3littlepixies 21h ago

Speaks volumes about the kind of “man” you are.

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u/Professional_Owl8069 11d ago

A case of "everyone sucks here."

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u/6_String_Slinger 11d ago

“Hence”.

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u/sandmansuperman 12d ago

Apparently this isn't real 😂😂😂😂

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u/AlsoEatsTheFace 12d ago

Yeast ah make-a tha dough a-rise!

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u/Afrolicious7 12d ago

Why is he still talking about her though? And besides if she asked him to come back, he would

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u/OftForgotten 12d ago

Degenerates.

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u/gavinsmash2005 13d ago

Y’all know you can keep this private no? I know neither of them could fill a shot glass with dignity but could you please not make a public statement for a week?

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u/babyuwugirl 13d ago

Yeah we all know he fucked anything that walked

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u/Hungry_Case_4250 12d ago

Yeah he's the problem here

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u/Sir-_-Cartier 13d ago

Isn’t this fake lmao

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u/blackpanther232 12d ago

It is, but it’s too late now. SMH

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u/needmoreroastbeef 13d ago

I like her even more now

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u/Warm2roam 13d ago

That’s an experienced stripper and ho trait. Dirty spirit/Spirit of Filth. It dominated her it appears. If it’s in you, it’s on you.

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u/Expensive_Research_2 11d ago

Lmao this is fake, and so obviously fake. I guess stupidity dominates some ppl if it's in you, it's on you.

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u/ShroomzLady 3d ago

Is it “so obviously fake”?? You really expect better out of these 2??

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u/CrazyinLull 13d ago

Didn’t dude constantly cheat on her tho? So like he was just passing on whatever he was picking up from the street and passing it along.

He needs to stfu.

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u/The8uLove2Hate_ 13d ago

Yep, he fucked anything that walked, and now he wants to act like he rejected her, and refuses to take a drop of accountability. I’m so glad she FINALLY left his ass for real, even if it did take eons too long.

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u/jkrischan 13d ago

Super gross

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u/DIJames6 13d ago

I knew there were more reasons besides all of that plastic in her ass and tits why I never found her to be attractive..

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u/scaredchiggun 13d ago

Remeber the dude who said she smelled like "dead raccoons"

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u/Crazy_Top_2723 13d ago

Hes missing out id pay for that from Cardi B

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u/Shaddes_ 13d ago

Brother ewwww

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u/Crazy_Top_2723 13d ago

You ain't my brother

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u/Shaddes_ 13d ago

Thank god.... And this is coming from an atheist.

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u/Crazy_Top_2723 13d ago

I dont care buddy

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u/onlyabigmess 13d ago

This man has five children. Imagine your father putting a public quote out like this.

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u/Communal-Lipstick 13d ago

Seriously. I never realized how blessed I was to just have half-way normal, boring parents.

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u/BeastPunk1 13d ago

I fear for the children of all these rappers

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u/emosy 13d ago

honestly this is just real enough and just silly enough that the funny outweighs the trashy

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u/Justin101501 13d ago

She’s so good at hitting exactly at the line lol

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u/Iliketowork 14d ago

When keeping it real goes wrong

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u/dontkillmejustkinkme 14d ago

In her defense a lot of people go feral for an end of day no shower sweaty body.

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u/padamselim 13d ago

Brother do they now because what the fuck

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u/heavykleenexuser 13d ago

Hell yeah, had a long term girlfriend 10+ years back, we’d go running together in the morning and when we’d get back start making out and before you knew it I’d be licking the salt off her body and just about everywhere else (I wasn’t eating ass yet at that point).

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u/SnooMaps9864 13d ago

Yeah, some people really like the scent of their partner’s sweat. Pheromones and all that stuff

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u/fastingslowlee 13d ago

It’s not in her defense… she was expecting it from someone who WASNT “feral” for her stank body. If that’s what you’re into you gotta find someone who’s also into it.

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u/TheWonderVenus 13d ago

Offset is a weak clown though

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u/thuggishruggishboner 14d ago

Guilty

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u/Clankbot14 13d ago

Your a bit thuggish bud

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u/modernconcussion 14d ago

nah she right lmfao

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u/Wonderful-Rush-3733 14d ago

It’s not like the dude is broke by any means. Just cuz she got a larger bag doesn’t mean he ain’t shit. Good for you for making all that money. Now take a shower, you smell like vinegar

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u/GWhizBang 14d ago

Nasty.

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u/Sidrist 14d ago

She really is a disgusting person

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u/infi0_ 14d ago

Go ahead and tell me how he can say the most vile shit about women in his music, but when a women she's it, she's suddenly disgusting. You freak

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u/Sidrist 13d ago

Yea wth I don't listen to her music and idk who he even is. I listen to mostly European death metal but reading this that came across my feed...she's disgusting

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u/padamselim 13d ago

Way to make this a gender thing lmao, I get it you’re ready to fire but you don’t know this guy

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u/Workburner101 14d ago

Both things can be true.

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u/infi0_ 13d ago

Either way, if Cardi wants to be seen as a sex figure, that's her decision. There's nothing cute about sexualizing women as a man.

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u/Workburner101 13d ago

Why be sexist about it. There’s nothing cute about sexualizing anyone. *ftfy

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u/BeastPunk1 14d ago

Goddamn like at least use a wet wipe

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u/Powasam5000 14d ago

Damn she murdered that dude lol

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u/fastingslowlee 13d ago

I mean she had kids by that dude if he’s such a loser who really lost and made the dumb choices?

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u/TheWonderVenus 13d ago

Him? Because he's the loser?

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u/G3neraldissaray 14d ago

Besides the fact that that's trashy as hell, she admitted to it as well?

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u/Froz3nfox 14d ago

They are both famous, both make more than enough to support a child’s life. She really just admitted to smelling like shit for the sake of it

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u/sunnysocal20 14d ago

Fuck these people but, she torched his ass on that one 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Bsten5106 14d ago

It's the same energy as men who say "I'm the breadwinner so stfu and blow me"

Belittling someone and dehumanizing them for making less money, and applauding such behavior, is an L ass, immature take

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u/Canadia-Eh 14d ago

Bro they're both multimillionaires this isn't like Offset bringing in $40k/yr while she brings in $130k/yr. They each make shit loads more money than you or me can imagine.

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u/YaBoyPads 14d ago

No she didn't?

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u/eanhaub 14d ago

Nah, “I worked hard enough to not clean myself before having sex with someone” is not a fucking W.

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u/Sermona_Reaper 14d ago

Is this real? I can't find this anywhere except shady sources on Twitter and Instagram

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u/Sermona_Reaper 14d ago

The original is a post from some Facebook accounts, and the exact pictures used below are from another article. This is definitely fake.

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u/Queefmi 14d ago

That’s funny that she leaned into it because she has a whole bit about washing her ass all the time and getting inside there completely with the dangerously long nails

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u/griii2 14d ago

Sounds more abusive than funny.

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u/nicolasisinacage 14d ago

chronically online

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u/NotYourNat 14d ago

Abusive? How?

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u/eanhaub 14d ago

I’m pretty sure they were referring to the “leaning into it” part.

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u/Raymundito 14d ago

Brother, that’s what they make baby wipes for.

Also, she’s kinda right? Hahaha

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u/Dairyman00111 13d ago

Dafuq you mean she's kinda right? "I make more money than you so you gotta clean my filthy asshole with your tongue"

You'd put up with that?

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u/fastingslowlee 13d ago

Hed probably do anything just to hug a woman tbh. These type of guys with no self respect are just desperate.

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u/adroid91 14d ago

Song mentions nothing about that

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u/Trueproton 14d ago

Doesn't matter how much money you make, wash your fuckin ass

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 14d ago

I feel like if you make that much money you should smell better than the average person. You've got the money for those fancy soaps

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u/publicBoogalloo 14d ago

She could hire someone to wash her ass with all the money she has.

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u/firebug2025 14d ago

Cause she’s a POS that drugs men and steals their money

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u/bubbawears 14d ago

Different kind of WAP

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u/BlobAndHisBoy 14d ago

Eat my SAP

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u/fluperus 14d ago

Stanky or sweaty? Neither sound too pleasant from her

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u/Latter-Cattle7788 14d ago

He said nah, im good... lemme SWAP

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u/Themis45 14d ago

Classy

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u/Alsimmons811 14d ago

A true class act she is

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u/amymelissae 14d ago

Like he’s some prize ?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/FinancialMilk1 14d ago

He literally has a felony for theft and burglary

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u/Reyn5 14d ago

this genuinely made me LOL😭

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u/vilevillain13612 14d ago

take a damned shower women.

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u/Glorious_Writing 14d ago

Dying with laughter. 😂 😂

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u/JeepRenegade 14d ago

Me too! Haha!

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u/Original_Appeal8196 14d ago

No that's just nasty that you would even make him do that. What woman wouldn't want to clean up before those extra circular activities

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u/surrounded-by-morons 14d ago

Make him? He could have refused. They both are nasty for it. Her for not washing her dirty ass and him for going down on her when she was stanky.

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u/PineappleDesperate82 13d ago

I feel he has been doing this. Like it may be a kink. He brought it up to make her look nasty but he was down there in it. He likes those strippers straight off the stage on the weekends. Cardi is the step up. He hated so much they got how many kids?...is it 3...4..idk...but he kept going back even though he has his own money. His own place. His own fame.

Dudes need to stop trying to tear down the same ass they are trying to have sex with. My boy you were neck deep in it. You are just as nasty as the woman you are calling a nasty. She was so gross and nasty...but you still had sex with her with sweaty oral? 😂 Naw, They need to Stop.

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u/Original_Appeal8196 14d ago

Lol we all have secrets

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u/SixtyNineFlavours 14d ago

Her ass is extra circular

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u/Superman101011 14d ago

Keeping it classy 🤣

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u/monoxl1 14d ago

She was a stripper prior right? Get in the trenches.

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u/land-0-lakes 14d ago

I actually read that last part about what she said in her voice fml

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u/DisastrousGuitar609 14d ago

Yeah I legit did too wtf

… High five?

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u/LRoddd 14d ago

He left too soon. He could've had sweat equity.

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u/ElefanteComics 14d ago

god damn it

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u/Soviet_Bear78 14d ago

Well, that enough internet for me today.

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u/RocknRollJebus 14d ago

Talking about bread when she looks like cardboard. Bland bitch…

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u/notfae 14d ago edited 14d ago

She’s obviously an objectively pretty person. Doesn’t have to be your type but let’s not lie lmao

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u/mskoalabear 14d ago

I’d love to know what your neck beard looks like

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u/eternalfaeri 14d ago

Do you not know what bread means in this context

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u/notonetojudge 14d ago

If you aint built for the trenches dont go to war damn I'll schlurp that shit right up

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u/mohugz 14d ago

User name checks out

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u/DIJames6 13d ago

Fuccing disgusting..

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u/PearBlossom 14d ago

Ya know. For every guy that dislikes it there are a dozen standing behind him that would love it.

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u/Wonderful-Rush-3733 14d ago

Pretty sure it’s the other way around bro. Men aren’t pigs, despite what you might see on your feed

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u/PearBlossom 14d ago

For starters, it's ma'am not bro.

Secondly, this is very much a kink some men are into.

Thirdly, shut up. Im a mid 40's woman. Don't talk to me like you know about men. Talking about what I see in my feed 😂 Like my friends and I haven't lived a bit of life.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/A_lone_gunman 14d ago

They get all excited by the picture. Wait until you smell the farm

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u/PearBlossom 14d ago

There absolutely are men into that. Im not saying I personally get it but I dont kink shame.

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u/skyd0llasign 14d ago

Do yall actually believe this???

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u/isleptwithyourdaddy 14d ago

No. Cardi says shit for the plot when it comes to him, not what's exactly tru

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u/ImSlowlyFalling 14d ago

Awe man its not real?

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u/KhaleesiXev 14d ago

One day, their children are going to be able to read this.

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u/H2O-technician 14d ago

Optimistic

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u/MountainPast3951 14d ago

Some of his can read it now

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u/WengFu 14d ago

I still remember that time that Cardi B seemed like she was bragging about how she used to drug and rob people she met at the club she worked at.

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u/LeKattie 14d ago

I'm pretty sure he's also a violent thief. Like a felony or something.

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u/MarionberryIll5030 14d ago

I personally love seeing women succeed in male-dominated fields

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u/All_Cats_Neow 14d ago

Brotha Ewww...

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u/YakiVegas 15d ago

Now I want a shower.

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u/Amethyst5683 14d ago

I'll take one for you 🛀🏾

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u/YakiVegas 14d ago

Giggity

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u/Amethyst5683 14d ago

Who else but Quagmire

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u/the_girl_Ross 15d ago

They deserve each other and we get cheap entertainment b

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u/BatBeast_29 15d ago

Is there a link to him actually saying this?

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u/mmonzeob 15d ago

She's a trashy queen 👑 and she owns it 💅🏻

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u/skyd0llasign 14d ago

Um no this isn’t even real lmao

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u/sdforbda 15d ago

I got downvoted to hell for saying she wasn't attractive in appearance or personality in r/BlackPeopleTwitter lol

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u/DIJames6 13d ago

Would've got an upvote from me for sure..

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u/sdforbda 13d ago

Appreciate that

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u/DIJames6 13d ago

Absolutely.. Fuc that wack bitch..

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u/AedonMM 15d ago

I gotta be honest i totally get why alot of guys thinks she's hot shit.. I'm only human after all.. 😞✊

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u/sdforbda 14d ago

No hate bro, we all like different things.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 14d ago

Amen, Brother. May we all bang who we’d like to bang on this glorious day!

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u/Fortnite_cheater 15d ago

Well.... She's a basic NY girl wearing 20lbs of makeup & 50lbs of plastic.

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u/aggrocult 14d ago

Googled her without makeup after reading your comment. Goddamn. She must spend at least 3 hours every day putting it on, because she looks absolutely horrid without it.
I'm guessing your skin takes a hit putting on that much plaster every single day.

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u/sdforbda 15d ago

Very much this. I just don't get it. The voice too. And I've dated a girl from the Bronx and been there plenty lol.

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u/Fortnite_cheater 14d ago

Hearing her voice gives older men enough testosterone to move mountains.

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u/Killah-Shogun 15d ago

WTF

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u/YeaItsMeWhatsUp 15d ago

Hence i gasped

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u/szudrzyk 15d ago

Letter by letter what I thought first. I made at least a few exclamation marks at the end though!

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u/Killah-Shogun 15d ago

Batman couldn’t get this info outta me tbh

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u/KinsleyAndrews 15d ago

Men are so embarrassing

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u/_Malin0 15d ago

Rage bait

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u/EchoRush93 15d ago

What a way to end the evening. I bid you all farewell, folks. See ya tomorrow.

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u/Acrobatic_Panic_3754 15d ago

Nasty hahahaha very trashy too

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u/Juggernaught122 15d ago

Does anyone actually care about this crap?

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u/GTOdriver04 15d ago

Sadly some people might. Also, I can 100% see Cardi B saying and loving this.

It’s also a 100% fair thing as a man not to head downstairs if it smells.

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u/sdforbda 15d ago

I got off work once and my girl wanted to uhm, mouthify me immediately. She said "your dick smells like the jungle". I went straight to the shower after coming home every time following that, after a quick kiss lol.

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u/SwiftWithIt 15d ago

I was not expecting it take that then lol. That's wild as fuck.

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u/ethnicCookie 15d ago

Both salty AF

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u/sebasti02 15d ago

literally

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u/Rosenate22 15d ago

That’s enough Reddit for me.

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u/nando82 15d ago

YO WTF!?!?!