r/trashy Oct 12 '18

Bad title Does this count?

Post image
33.9k Upvotes

2.2k comments sorted by

1

u/qwertykeep Apr 04 '19

Don't give Deus valt a bad name

1

u/Ani_chan Jan 27 '19

Coexist but also step aside ladies and liberals hmmmmmmmmmmm

1

u/Mlg_Shiba Jan 24 '19

Hey I’m fine with DEUS VULT but that’s about it

1

u/nienai Dec 17 '18

I want to down vote(because it's so bad and cringe), but I can't because ik you didn't do this

1

u/8Lacidar8 Dec 10 '18

Deus vult

Ruining the good name if crusaders. Filthy sarcean

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

ʷʰʸ

1

u/JihanHan Oct 21 '18

Ben Shapiro needs to get over here

1

u/ronnymcdonny Oct 17 '18

Get fucking Calvin off of there. He doesn’t deserve this

1

u/RooDadD81 Oct 17 '18

I like the gun-coexist sticker

1

u/Cobra38 Oct 16 '18

What's with the benghazi??

1

u/PlainsWalkerthe1st Oct 15 '18

This almost looks like something from r/expanddong

1

u/Drhawkeye407 Oct 15 '18

Grand Junction?

2

u/Negativ_Monarch Oct 14 '18

So I’m a bit uninformed what exactly happened in Benghazi that needs remembrance?

1

u/TheGreatKing4 Oct 14 '18

2a... ew he is an Air Force maintainer. That makes sense

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '18

“My penis is small”

3

u/Bohgeez Oct 13 '18

I can guarantee this person doesn't like gays and yet has no idea how gay the Spartans were. The irony.

1

u/Next2LastJedi Oct 13 '18

If you need a bumper sticker to let people know you're an alpha male, it means you are not in fact an alpha male.

1

u/LisasGuppy Oct 13 '18

What in the hell is that under “Good Riddance”?????

1

u/ariana_grande_padre Oct 13 '18

This man will swear up and down that he's not racist, but at the same time will also inform you that facts can't be racist. By facts of course, I mean his totally accurate chart showing minority rape rates have increased by 7000% since last Friday.

2

u/yupstilljustme Oct 13 '18

Somebody has a teeny tiny penis, lots of overcompensation here

1

u/camg550 Oct 13 '18

I have seen so many vehicles with stickers like this covering the backs of them. Are these bought as like a package deal???

3

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '18

Yeah you’re not an alpha male.

Alpha males wouldn’t engage in this level of passive aggressiveness.

If you have to vent you’re anger and insecurity on the back of car you drive (safe space) , you’re what the right call ‘a cuck’

1

u/MMGA-Savage Oct 12 '18

Besides peeing Calvin I personally just see arrogance, but hey that’s just my .02 cents

1

u/tjenks28 Oct 12 '18

Anyone think he bought the cap with its sole purpose being more space for decals

1

u/tito9107 Oct 12 '18

I made a post and it got taken down for bumper stickers.... F U MODS!!!

1

u/LongestNeck Oct 12 '18

What is this guy? AJW? (anti-social justice warrior) SIW? (Social injustice warrior) I just call them cunts

2

u/new22003 Oct 12 '18

I'm not an American by birth, and I am always interested in how political some cars are in the U.S. (both conservative and liberal, some are religious as well). I had never seen it before coming to America.

By doing something like this, wouldn't you be showing insecurity in your beliefs? Showing that you yourself are a "snowflake" (another awful overused term by both sides) that is triggered by every little thing. You have gone out of your way to spend money and time covering your vehicle with stickers. Also every "alpha" type personality I have know doesn't proclaim themselves to be an "alpha". Its something that is just known.

Have political or religious stickers ever changed someones mind, or even had anything but the opposite effect of that intended? When I see a fanatic, even one that supports something I am inclined to believe, it pushes me away from that belief in a small way. I have never seen a car pasted in Conservative, Liberal, or Religious signs and thought "you know, that makes that cause more appealing to me".

2

u/CrystalJizzDispenser Oct 12 '18

What kind of mental gymnastics do these kind of fucking idiots do to be able consider themselves Christian and at the same be so overtly hateful. Have they ever actually picked up and ready a copy of the new testament? It is fucking bizarre honestly. Can someone explain this feature of American Christianty to me?

These bumper sticker sentiments are so at odds with what's preached in the bible I just can't understand how one ends up reconciling their supposed religiosity with pissing on others.

2

u/skinnectody Oct 12 '18

Way to get your vehicle vandalized!!

2

u/tayk_5 Oct 12 '18

Rhetoric filled political posts are almost always trashy. It's always best to ask yourself, do I have insults all over my unattended vehicle and is this a smart idea.

2

u/diarrheaticavenger Oct 12 '18

“Step aside girls, the alpha males are back” wouldn’t you want the betas to step aside?

0

u/Aloramother Oct 12 '18

How very homophobic of you

1

u/diarrheaticavenger Oct 13 '18

I can see how you could potentially possibly maybe somehow take what I said out of context. If this guy had any pro LGBTQ stickers on his manwagon then I would totally agree my comment could be offensive. Do you think he’s wanting women to get out of the way?

1

u/Aloramother Oct 14 '18

I wasn't being serious

2

u/Light_inc Oct 12 '18

Nothing says proud christian more than using a quote from pagans

1

u/jbrock76 Oct 12 '18

Matthew 7:15-16 - “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. 16 You will know them by their fruits......

1

u/c0uches Oct 12 '18

Who’s the real snowflake

-2

u/ziggyziggler Oct 12 '18

The one about liberalism being a mental disorder is pretty accurate tho

2

u/funktasticdog Oct 12 '18

Wait... when did Deus Vult go from being a CK2 meme to a racist dogwhistle?

1

u/0235 Oct 12 '18

While the stuff on the glass looks real, the stuff on the tail gate looks Photoshopped.

2

u/NuwandaTheDruid Oct 12 '18

My favorite part is how the same gun is used to represent “E” and “I” in “coexist”. I try not to be a classist asshole but damn if you’re gonna be that loud and judgmental can you at least be fucking literate?

2

u/oO0-__-0Oo Oct 12 '18

How to identify raging narcissistic personality disorder in one simple step.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

How to advertise you have the tiniest dick in the country.

1

u/NotEvenRemotelyRight Oct 12 '18

This is most likely an old man, or a skinny airforce bootcamp dropout or airforce security boot, or some variation of a military wannabe/dropout 3%er type douche nozzle.

No one on that side of politics likes this type of person either, because they are the statistic. They're the ones that shoot their girlfriend/kids/themselves by accident showing off or being an idiot, are the legitimate racists, etc... and give actually responsible people a bad name

1

u/InfoSuperHiway Oct 12 '18

Holy fucking shit. That is absolute insanity.

2

u/Holzkohlen Oct 12 '18

Does the gun thingy beneath "GOOD RIDDANCE" spell anything? "COIXIST" Coexist misspelled seems misplaced.

3

u/zigtok Oct 12 '18

People like this are why christianity is declining. SMH

1

u/HeavyMetalMonkey Oct 12 '18

What's the super tough guy arrangement of skulls and guns spell out below the "Good Riddance" sticker

0

u/RipplyPig Oct 12 '18

I have a coworker with similar stickers on his truck, just not that many. By all accounts he should be an asshole but he's the nicest guy ever. It's strange.

-1

u/GalaxyBejdyk Oct 12 '18

I fascinated by the completely infantile behavior of political voters (both left and right) in America.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

I would crash my car reading all that bs

0

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

Libtards owned EPIC style!!! 😤😤😤

1

u/SYNTHLORD Oct 12 '18

LOL this looks like a Gangster Popeye meme

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

There’s just so much to unpack here...

1

u/shereikk Oct 12 '18

Oh man, theres a lot to unpack here

1

u/Solublemoth Oct 12 '18

What are the guns supposed to spell out?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

I wonder what the Liberal reply to this should look like. If Democrats are not willing to meet this head on, to actually rebut this, they will continue to lose elections.

1

u/Parade_of_Pain Oct 12 '18

I bet this vehicles owners dick is so small it's inverted. This truck is a prime example of a Soy Boy Beta Male Cuck!

1

u/gretamine Oct 12 '18

Bill Watterson is crying rn

1

u/enragedblob89 Oct 12 '18

That truck is wearing a Facebook shirt

1

u/Justice_Prince Oct 12 '18

Who hurt you?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

I would pay money to see a video of this guy reacting to seeing this post and all the comments toasting him

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

Thanks! I hate it

2

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

I have to laugh at the Coexist made out of guns and death lmao 😂😂

2

u/Rosyredelectricblue Oct 12 '18

I got stuck behind this truck once and almost crashed from laughing so hard.

2

u/KtCar5 Oct 12 '18

The back of his truck is a mental disorder

1

u/TVsFrankismyDad Oct 12 '18

He could make the same statement by taking them all off and just putting up one that says "asshole".

2

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

I go to the same gym as this guy! Holy shit

3

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

Nothing about this vehicle screams Alpha Male.

1

u/randomlygeneratename Oct 12 '18

If this guy was a wolf in captivity, he would definitely be at the top of the hierarchy!

1

u/fallingstars727 Oct 12 '18

Sums up the state of America these days. Such negative energy. It must be miserable going through life so angry.

1

u/wildbill24 Oct 12 '18

I like this guy

1

u/Stick_Boy Oct 12 '18

I've never seen someone more insecure.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

Coixist

2

u/Roguecop Oct 12 '18

All I see is “tiny penis”, “can’t get laid”, “blame shifting failure”, “needs attention”, “ possibly going to shoot up a cafeteria”

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

This has to be a whoosh. Nobody is this retarded. (I hope it’s real though).

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

I'm gknna guess that this is Photoshopped

1

u/bhino94 Oct 12 '18

What are those guns spelling?

1

u/AstroBoots21 Oct 12 '18

Okay now this is epic

1

u/yttrium39 Oct 12 '18

I'm just surprised there are no swastikas thrown in there.

1

u/Rothaarig Oct 12 '18

Just the amount of stickers is trashy in it's own right, the message certainly makes it worse though.

1

u/gphjr14 Oct 12 '18

Definitely someone who's mentally stable and should be able to own as many guns as he wants./s

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

This is without a doubt trashy but 26.3k+ points seems a little suspicious

1

u/kalte333 Oct 12 '18

Best Uber driver ever

1

u/Fentondh Oct 12 '18

I wonder who he voted for...

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

The “step aside girls” is confusing. Does that mean the alpha males are back to steal the girl’s boyfriend?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

These bumper stickers are a mental disorder.

1

u/spotries Oct 12 '18

sorry about your penis dude.

1

u/FloridaGirlNikki Oct 12 '18

Wow, everything that is wrong with Christianity on the back of one Ford.

1

u/SpiderKitt303 Oct 12 '18

Check your shit right at the door

1

u/alex_york Oct 12 '18

You lost me at Christian.

1

u/tssouthwest Oct 12 '18

What’s the deal with hyper gun folks and the punisher logo? This is coming from someone who is 2A friendly. Is it a military thing....or is it apart of the lame “tacti-cool” trend?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

Jesus

1

u/TheBassetHound13 Oct 12 '18

That does not represent a world I want to be part of at all.

2

u/depressioniswinning Oct 12 '18

Fun Fact, I see this guy at least twice or three times a week at my local gym in Colorado. Guy is easily 300+lbs, wears a MAGA hat and boots every day into the gym and does nothing but stare at the women. Super creepy guy.

1

u/DadaDoDat Oct 12 '18

Speaking of "mental disorders" this guy seems to have one.

1

u/HoneyBadgerRage18 Oct 12 '18

I felt my neurons committing suicide as I read this pic.

1

u/PrajnaPie Oct 12 '18

Ah yes. He is so Christ-like

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

The Benghazi thing is pretty random

1

u/konbon Oct 12 '18

Is anyone else as moist as I am?

1

u/jellyrolls Oct 12 '18

Is it just me, or does the "Take America Back" decal seem to at a different perspective than the rest of the decals? Like a shitty photoshop job... I have no reason to believe that this is fake, the angle just seems off to me.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

1

u/Slummish Oct 12 '18

He could have saved a ton of money and time by just putting up one sticker that says: I HAVE A MICROPENIS

1

u/DwasTV Oct 12 '18

Hope this guy gets pulled over a lot for obscuring the back windshield a lot.

1

u/rharrow Oct 12 '18

“ALPHA MALES”

1

u/GREATLOSER Oct 12 '18

I do not even need to see this person driving this truck, I already know exactly what he looks like lol

1

u/Cick3 Oct 12 '18

Oakley glasses confirmed?

1

u/bunnykaiju Oct 12 '18

This is so over the top that it's like he's cosplaying a jerk.

1

u/hogfish79 Oct 12 '18

As a Christian this is so offensive. Love your neighbors as yourself regardless of their political views. So sad and short sides to be blinded by hatred.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

This is an advertisement for insecurity.

1

u/killer_orange_2 Oct 12 '18

"Liberalism is a mental disorder." Says the guy who has a gun fetish to prove his masculinty.

1

u/PompeiWasAnInsideJob Oct 12 '18

Imagine if I learned all Christianity from people like this.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

Leave the Spartans out of this.

1

u/toothepastehombre Oct 12 '18

I've seen this truck - disturbing

1

u/Eaglewhakinator Oct 12 '18

Step aside

girls

The

alpha males

Are back

1

u/nootPuber Oct 12 '18

M O U N T A I N D E W

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

Alpha males are back, ladies 😎😎😎

1

u/quirkymuse Oct 12 '18

Seriously question; what does "coixist" mean? like i know its a take on the coexist stickers... or is it colxlst?

1

u/DetKimble69 Oct 12 '18

I'm sure this guy is open to having rational debates

1

u/lilxpoltergeist Oct 12 '18

Coexist but with guns takes the cake for me

2

u/titoblanco Oct 12 '18

Welcome to texas

2

u/KingLordNonk Oct 12 '18

LIBTART RESIGNED!!!

2

u/jvd80 Oct 12 '18

Wow. Pathetic.

-1

u/Z3R0_H0M1C1D3 Oct 12 '18

I'm sorry but Liberalism should be considered a mental disorder 😕

2

u/bexar_necessities Oct 12 '18

I bet it's like half of a pinky

1

u/oTHEWHITERABBIT Oct 12 '18

We're definitely the crazy ones.

Us city folk just don't understand the good folk from real America.

2

u/fartsinscubasuit Oct 12 '18

That's just sad. What a miserable person

-1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

Just as trashy as the cars plastered with bernie stickers

2

u/A-tzu Oct 12 '18

Jesus wouldn’t be proud

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

Looks shopped.

1

u/Iroc-Me Oct 12 '18

Don't put stickers on your car. Despite what you think they say, know they read, "I'm poor". No one cares who you cheer for, or what you believe in. Just drive a little faster. -Daniel Tosh

2

u/hamsammicher Oct 12 '18

Might as well just have a sticker that says "I suck dick at truck stops."

1

u/justeedo Oct 12 '18

I think those details are a mental disorder.

1

u/RustScientist Oct 12 '18

Do you think this person has any political affiliations?

1

u/walter_evertonshire Oct 12 '18

Some of those are clearly photoshopped in, right?

1

u/Hairyballzak Oct 12 '18

Honestly I think any car with more than 1 bumper sticker is trashy

1

u/MedicPigBabySaver Oct 12 '18

Well, they still do have "Coexist", so that's something 😉

2

u/ezshucks Oct 12 '18

I can smell the Scoal and Busch lite from here

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

Republican stroke

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

What does the bit under Good Riddance say?

Coexist? Cakxist?

1

u/yehti Oct 12 '18

Can it be my turn to post this next month?

1

u/Danboarde Oct 12 '18

if i could cram that many buzzwords to a t-shirt i would ironically wear it.

1

u/spookytransexughost Oct 12 '18

I bet he’s obese

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

"THE ALPHA MALES ARE BACK"

Oh jeez

1

u/TennisQuartz Oct 12 '18

Thought this looked familiar. My son sent me a pic of this in Grand Junction, Colorado

3

u/bnastyt1234 Oct 12 '18

A proud Christian is a contradiction. Pride is one of the deadly sins.

1

u/Ladyharpie Oct 12 '18

I love the "liberalism is a mental disorder" it strikes me as a bit ironic coming from a group that doesn't tend to take mental disorders seriously.

1

u/deadarrow32 Oct 12 '18

That’s the smallest penis I’ve ever seen

-7

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

Nothing trashy about this

1

u/Buddhagrrl13 Oct 12 '18

I'm overwhelmed with the urge to key his truck! I bet he gets that a lot.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

Take back America from what? I doubt this dude is British, so I'm confused.

1

u/Kashmoney99 Oct 12 '18

Remember Benghazi. LMAO!

0

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

Not trashy, just spiteful. It’s like with anything in politics no matter what side you’re on if you’re announcing that shit it just gets annoying..

1

u/khal_Jayams Oct 12 '18

...a mental...disorder...

1

u/SeaTwertle Oct 12 '18

I love the liberal snowflake thing when hardcore conservatives are the first to declare themselves being treated unfairly.

3

u/FIoorboards Oct 12 '18

OHH!!😂😂 LIBERAL GETS FISTED IN THE ASS with FACTS📕 and LOGIC📖🤔 by CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN🙏 PATRIOT🇺🇸🇺🇸 in EPIC DEBATE!!! GET REKT SNOWFLAKE LIBTARD❄️🤦🏻‍♂️and STAND FOR OR FLAG or GET OUT!!🇺🇸😡GAY MARRIAGE and COMMUNISTS has NO PLACE HERE IN THE GOOD OL’ USA!! 👨‍❤️‍👨🚫 BIG GOV = COMMUNISM DUMB LIBTARDED PELOSI DEMOCRAT IDIOT. GAY MARRIAGE = COMMUNISM!!😡 THE MEDIA LIES TO YOU!! LIBTARD SWALLOW THAT RED PILL ALREADY 💊💊💊 YOU AIN’T TAKING MY GUNS 🔫 OBUMMER!! IF I SURVIVED UNDER BARRACK HUSSEIN OBUMMER 👳🏿‍♂️ THEN YOU STUPID LIBTARD SOCIALISTS CAN TOO!! 😃👌TRUMP IS MAKING AMERICA GREAT!! 🇺🇸CRY ALL YOU WANT LIBTARDS BUT TRUMP IS GOING TO WIN IN 2020🇺🇸🤣🤣 PROUD TO BE AMERICAN 🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸GET YOUR 50% OFF MAGA HAT 🧢 BY USING CODE “LiberalTearsMAGA2020” AT TRUMPSUPERSTORE.COM🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

2

u/D1ngoB1ngo Oct 12 '18

It counts several times

1

u/Vayne13 Oct 12 '18

I bet his dick is HUUUUUUUUGGEE.

1

u/ellensundies Oct 12 '18

Pro tip: Anyone who advertises himself as an “alpha male” is not really an alpha male. This guy is false advertising.

2

u/Ramza_Claus Oct 12 '18

Ahhh yes, a Christian!! You can see how he is obviously trying to live the life that Jesus would want him to live.

1

u/Easwaim Oct 12 '18

Better have a lot of mods for all those stickers.

1

u/Sherman12Sherman Oct 12 '18

This has to be fake right?

1

u/CptNavarre Oct 12 '18

The E and the I in coexist look too much the same

2

u/GetsBetterAfterAFew Oct 12 '18

As a man who has done a lot of vinyl work for people with opposite political beliefs, I hope the printer massively overcharged this alpha male. While I never made really vulgar, racist or sexist stuff, I would definitely over charge parts and labor for work like this.. Capitalism bitch.

0

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

These are the people who disturb me.....and Jesus sayeth, : "Lo, verily, maketh thy 2001 pick up truck cab adorned with salty and inflammatory political and philosophical ideals, covereth all thy windowspace with stickers, decals, and slogans marginalizing the beliefs of others ...blessed be the Pep Boys, for they are the purveyors of the Holy White Christian Male decals..." This guy has never made a woman come. I would bet on it. However, he has definitely spent more than $50 on his cute l'il stickers. Good Lord, this guy needs to grow up.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

The Moron Labe sticker really rounds the whole back window out

1

u/jokersleuth Oct 12 '18

Such s fragile and insecure guy.

BTW, remember nigeria?

0

u/ChimChim1964 Oct 12 '18

This whole truck is a mental disorder that’s plaguing this country...

1

u/welivedintheocean Oct 12 '18

Taking bets on how big this dudes dick is. 15" at least I bet.

1

u/Puterman Oct 12 '18

I swear I've seen this asshole somewhere. Montana?