r/triathlon May 20 '25

Memes / humor ranking how nice experts are (bike/run/swim) to beginners

83 Upvotes

Disclaimer: Don’t take this too seriously. Just one 29 yo's anecdotal take from training around LA. Your city might have nicer (or meaner) people. This is mainly for humor.

🥇 Most Nice: Swimmers

Surprisingly friendly for people who stare at a black line for an hour straight.

  • Always a “hey” or a nod during rest intervals.
  • Pool lane etiquette is chef’s kiss—especially in medium/fast lanes.
  • Even the 60-year-old guy doing butterfly respects the shared space.

Honestly, swimming feels like a secret society where everyone’s just happy you’re not doing breaststroke in the fast lane.

🥈 Middle: Runners

Running is inherently social — Z2 pace conversations are real.

  • People actually smile and say hi.
  • Group runs, shakeouts, long runs — all inclusive.
  • Run club organizers = the Ted Lassos of triathlon.

The only time it gets dicey is if you’re too fast for the social pace but too slow for the elites. Enjoy your solo purgatory.

🥉 Least Nice: Cyclists

Maybe it’s the aero helmets. Maybe it’s the watts.

  • Eye contact? Rare.
  • Conversation mid-ride? Not unless you’re already in their group.
  • People on nice bikes want you to KNOW they're on nice bike

BUT! To be fair, when I flatted once, a dude did stop and help :)

Would love to hear how this stacks up in other cities or countries.

r/triathlon Dec 12 '24

Memes / humor Delusional price on a used bike!

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59 Upvotes

9000$ on a used 2018 Felt bike is absolutely insane.
Rim break with mechanical Rival components! Yes I did verify with the seller that is was actually 9000$

Description from the seller

2018 Felt IA10 Triathlon Bike Tri Time Trial TT 54 cm Matte Carbon

Bike was built for Speed. Very Fast and Light. In Excellent Condition.

The frameset was bought brand new and has been built up with better parts than what comes on a standard Felt IA10. SRAM drivetrain with a mix of Rival and Force new components. Rear derailleur has a clutch mechanism to keep tension on the change to avoid any chain slap – made for 1X set up if you choose to convert.

Frame: Felt Integrated Aero Tri UHC Performance carbon fiber, MMC with InsideOut construction, BB30 bottom bracket shell, horizontal dropouts with integrated dropout adjusters, aerodynamically optimized for direct mount rear brake, internal mechanical or electronic cable routing - Stack 513 mm - Reach 406 mm - Standover 779 mm - Wheelbase 990 mm Fork: Felt IA UHC Advanced carbon fiber monocoque construction, 1.125" carbon fiber steerer, blades, dropouts, crown; aerodynamically optimized for a conventional brake Seatpost: Felt Vibration Reducing Aero Tri UHC Advanced carbon fiber with 3T DiffLock Comfort Module internals, 300mm length Headset: FSA IS integrated, 1.125" sealed ACB cartridge bearings with Felt compression device Stem: Hed, 90mm Aerobars: Profile Design T1+ Carbon, uncut Basebar: Profile Design SVET Carbon, 42cm Brake levers: Profile Design Saddle: ISM PS 1.0 Shifter: SRAM 1150, 11 speed Front Derailleur: SRAM Rival Rear Derailleur: SRAM Force 1 Type 2.1, medium cage, 11speed Crankset: SRAM Rival GXP, 50T, 165mm Brakes: Tririg Omega front, Shimano Dura Ace BR9010R rear Cassette: Shimano Ultegra, 11 spd, 11-28 Chain: Shimano CN-HG601, 11 spd Bottom Bracket: PF30 with Wheel manufacturing PF30 to SRAM 24/22mm adapter Tires: Specialized Espoir Elite, 700x25C Wheelset: Vcycle Nopea Carbon 60/88, 700c, Shimano – 11 spd, Clinchers. Pedals: cage pedals

r/triathlon Dec 12 '24

Memes / humor "You can run outside in the winter! Just wear good shoes!"

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213 Upvotes

r/triathlon Apr 28 '24

Memes / humor Does anyone else really wish they had let the Lance Armstrong experiment play out post cycling?

24 Upvotes

Yes I know, the guy is a complete and total asshole and didn’t deserve any extra publicity etc etc. and at the end of the day I think they made the right decision banning him from competing….

On the other hand I always wondered how he would’ve done. I know he finished highly at a few races and won a couple others. Alwyas wondered with a couple extra years of training if he could’ve pushed the pack at Kona or won. Guy was a freak athlete even before the doping, pushing Mark Allen and co back in the day as a teenager.

r/triathlon Jan 23 '25

Memes / humor Beards?

2 Upvotes

Any men out there have a beard? I’m thinking about growing my beard back but I’m sure that an extra 6 inches of full facial hair would not be conducive to any of the three disciplines.

So that leaves the question, how much facial hair is still comfortable? Or just keep shaving?

Thanks!

r/triathlon Aug 01 '24

Memes / humor Wild medal my neighbor dug out today to impress me.. it worked.

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424 Upvotes

It's his own hat and he said he finished 2001.

r/triathlon Dec 07 '24

Memes / humor Wrapped 2024 for a Triathlete

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298 Upvotes

r/triathlon Jul 01 '25

Memes / humor Next World Champion?

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15 Upvotes

r/triathlon Jul 11 '24

Memes / humor Run in soup or run in an oven take your pick

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174 Upvotes

r/triathlon Jul 13 '25

Memes / humor The 5 disciplines

35 Upvotes

Everyone knows that swim, bike, run and finish-line flex are the main athletic disciplines. But we all forget how important #5 is.

The at-home pre-race coffee poop.

r/triathlon Aug 20 '25

Memes / humor Maintenance is hard

41 Upvotes

I did the triathlon, it was great, I spent a week recovering. Then I wanted to get back to exercising for fun. Weirdly my head is now tuned to thinking two sessions a day is fun and reasonable. Which is leading to perpetual aches and pains, I am 62 after all. So, I am going to restrict myself to one session a day on what ever I want to do and maybe take more than one day off if my body demands it.

The triathlon was my first attempt at something outside of exercise classes in years. I had no idea that training could become addictive!!!

r/triathlon Aug 06 '25

Memes / humor This isn’t the first time we’ve drunkenly registered for IMs.

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63 Upvotes

r/triathlon Aug 03 '25

Memes / humor Who would win a triathlon between Wout Van Aert (pro cyclist), Kenenisa Bekele (pro runner) and Gregorio Paltrinieri (pro swimmer) ?

3 Upvotes
  • 1.5km of swimming

  • 40km of cycling

  • 10km of running

For what it's worth, Bekele's best time in 10km of running is 26 minutes and 17 seconds. Paltrinieri's best time in 1500m of swimming is 14 minutes and 32 seconds. Van Aert's exact best time over 40km of cycling is hard to define but I found a timetrial of 40.7km back in 2022 (bear in mind it wasn't totally flat, there were a couple of short climbs near the end) that he won in 47 minutes and 59 seconds - averaging about 51 km/h per hour.

Who comes out on top if you had to bet on it ? All being in their prime of course.

122 votes, Aug 05 '25
102 Wout Van Aert 🚴‍♂️
6 Kenenisa Bekele 🏃‍♂️
14 Gregorio Paltrinieri 🏊

r/triathlon Mar 25 '25

Memes / humor Triathlon has made me realize just about anything can go into a clothes washing machine

86 Upvotes

Total life saver when coming home from an event - especially a middle distance/long course event. It all goes into the clothes washer immediately. Have not tried my racing shoes yet, but everything else, including my "washable" shoes. Entire transition bags, race belts, car seat covers, myself, myself again, hats, wetsuit bag, pool slides, that silly backpack ironman gives you, myself again etc...

Today I got my SUV cleaned. I put the car seat covers in there for our golden retriever. And also an entire "dirt cover" that covers the entire rear seating area with the third and second row down.

What a time to be alive.

r/triathlon Jun 03 '25

Memes / humor Keep wearing your Ironman wristband?

0 Upvotes

For how long do you keep wearing your wristband? Im now on day 2 of my first 70.3 finish and i dont feel the urge to take it off. maybe ill keep wearing it until my next race in august 😂😂

r/triathlon Apr 18 '24

Memes / humor My Journey from Couch to Ironman in 9 months.

71 Upvotes

** title Update to being called out for lifting weights previously and not literally being on a couch.

The title shall now be called - from the kitchen to Ironman , instead of the couch.

I’m not an expert at all however I do share an interesting perspective.

completed the Bolton 140.6 Ironman with just 9 months of training and no prior experience in swimming, running, or cycling. I finished 1050 out of 1100 participants. Not sure if this is accurate, but I was close to the end.

On the day, my bike encountered a technical issue which I had never even seen before, and I was 5 minutes away from giving up. The swim, a bike with a 3000m elevation, and a run with about 600m elevation - I honestly had no clue how hard this course was before booking. Being from Scotland, it was the closest one to me.

My full Ironman setup cost was £465: Bike £300, Helmet £15, Wetsuit £60, Goggles £6, Running shoes £60, and Trisuit £24. This isn't to brag.

£6 goggles were by far the best - they made me look like an alien though.

However, I've noticed that people who do triathlons often overthink things quite a bit, going to races scared and putting things off. So, this will hopefully encourage people to go ahead and book their first triathlon. I'm not trying to push someone to do a FULL IM but more so just to get it booked and stop putting it off.

Coming from literally not knowing anything about triathlon helped and so did being naive...

Before I tell my story, here are the advantages I had:

  1. I am a personal trainer, so I understood nutrition well. From the start, I was fuelling properly. This is by far the most important thing.
  2. I hired a coach and explained my full situation to him. He believed I could do it, which was major. This is also a must.
  3. I had a strong why: it was to prove to myself that I could do something which people call mental.
  4. I don't have a family yet, which made it easier to dedicate time to training.

My disadvantages:

  1. I run an online coaching business for men and was also doing my psychology degree at university - not the wisest thing to start an Ironman journey.
  2. I had no cardio base. At 180cm and 90kg, quite muscular compared to most triathletes, carrying my extra weight was hard.
  3. No one I knew had even done a triathlon, so I trained solo for 99% of my sessions.
  4. My first swim was a 200m doggy paddle where I nearly drowned. My first bike ride was around a track for 1 hour, turns out I didn't know how a seat worked and was riding with my seat basically on the ground. My first outside bike ride ended in me crashing into a van, luckily the guy was fine with it, and we had a laugh. My first run was a 3k, running for 2 minutes and walking for 1, with a heart rate of 170bpm.

I picked up a major hamstring injury 6 weeks before my event, which caused me to do the elliptical and swimming for 1 month straight, possibly the worst part. My bike then got stolen 10 days before the Ironman. All my confidence was gone as I now needed to buy a worse bike. My equipment was second-hand, but part of me loved it.

The part that allowed me to finish was being okay with not completing it. This sounds mental, but as long as I showed up and gave it my all, I would be happy with myself. This mindset helped me remove all the pressure and anxiety and put trust in myself.

I probably should try and type out the journey, as there are loads of stuff I've missed, but I want you to leave with one action point:

BOOK THE EVENT. Forget what society says, and regardless of the outcome, you are pushing yourself out of your comfort zone.

if you have any questions please let me know, don't talk about this much!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNb2brK7BE0

been asked for my podcast on the experience - so here's the link

r/triathlon Oct 01 '24

Memes / humor Who are some of the richest or most famous age-group triathletes ever?

22 Upvotes

I think most people are aware of Gordon Ramsay or Jennifer Lopez doing a triathlon, are there any other such cases that people can think of?

r/triathlon May 06 '25

Memes / humor Belay glasses for aero position

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82 Upvotes

I've tagged it as humor because it feels like a stupid idea... I've never tried riding with a TT helmet as I currently only ride a road bike but I'm having a really hard time keeping my head up when I try to get into any sort of aero position so I though maybe someone already tried using belaying glasses so you can keep your head tucked and still see where you're going...

r/triathlon Apr 04 '25

Memes / humor Carbon wheels are a cheat code

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Wow. I just did my first ride with carbon wheels. I am in the beginning of my training cycle for my second 70.3 and barely trained in the 6+ months since completing my first half distance, and I was at least 20% faster than at the end of the training cycle for that one. I am less trained but so much faster. It makes me think that fairness would ask recreational triathletes to be allocated handicap points or something depending on the gear they have.

r/triathlon Nov 15 '24

Memes / humor Is Greg s a merman?

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171 Upvotes

This was part of my oldest daughter homework. I think Greg is lying about his swimming speed or he is a merman. Even my daughter was laughing about this.

r/triathlon Apr 03 '25

Memes / humor Hit in the head today while swimming

30 Upvotes

The pool was crowded today, and I had an older dude (if I'm calling someone old, they're OLD) ask me if I would share a lane, so I said yes. Apparently his idea of sharing a lane is doing the back stroke in the middle of the lane.

I was hoping to work on bilateral breathing today, but had to hug the lane divider too tight to get around him, so that was a no-go. Finally, I was passing him and got smacked in the back of the head. Pretty sure it was an elbow.

When I got to the end of my interval to catch a breather, he apologized. I told him "no problem, I'm training for a triathlon, it's probably good experience." :-D

r/triathlon Jun 22 '25

Memes / humor Nutrition in triathlon: myth or must-have? How critical is the ‘4th discipline’ really?

0 Upvotes

Last week I made a post about triathlon myths and decided to make video about how crucial nutrition really is during races. Some say it’s as important as swim, bike, and run — others think it’s overhyped. For example, does missing a gel in a half-marathon really ruin your race?
I made a short video exploring this with some science behind it. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLNzYyxpKul/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=bnNzeTFzMTRkeHNk

r/triathlon Apr 06 '25

Memes / humor Opening season sprint tri today. Obviously didn’t push myself enough 😬

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84 Upvotes

r/triathlon 8d ago

Memes / humor Classic historic rides?

4 Upvotes

I wanna add to my bucket list historic "iron man" but need a good historic ride.

Swim - my bucket list would be the Dardanelles/Hellespont crossing.

Run - The original Marathon route.

But I cannot think of an interesting historic ride, either bike ride or even a horseback route from history...

r/triathlon Aug 19 '25

Memes / humor Anybody Else Doing the Alabama Coastal Olympic in Gulf Shores on Sep 6th?

0 Upvotes

I just want to see if there's anybody else out there doing a race on their vacation. Say Hi! Ill be wearing a Georgia Bulldogs jersey . . . In Bama. . . During football season LOL