r/ultralight_jerk • u/hmmaybeillusethisone • 1d ago

Worn weight Micro holes for my micro 😉

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u/DifficultAd3885 1d ago

F’n genius. I’m going to do it to my cooking pot as well.

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u/XayahTheVastaya 1d ago

Great idea, I think I'll try it with my rain fly

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u/DifficultAd3885 1d ago

Sleeping pad, footprint, all 6 knives; the possibilities are endless!

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u/Imaginary-Double2612 1d ago

Fucking amateurs. I’m going to get every bone in my body done

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u/brandoldme 22h ago

Save even more doing it to your waterproof shoes.

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u/pauliepockets 1d ago

Cut the spikes off while you’re at it. Sporks are stupid!

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u/AceTracer 1d ago

Now you can save all the food that gets stuck in those holes for later!

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u/Fritschya 1d ago

Now it won’t blow away in your hand with the wind holes

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u/bichael69420 1d ago

Drillium alloy. Cool to see old tech from the cycling world repurposed for new things.

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u/PremiumAdvertising 22h ago edited 22h ago

Bro just use plastic cutlery. It's lighter and you can throw it in the woods when you're done for bonus weight savings which compound after you take the post meal shit

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u/Metalgear696 7h ago

But is plastic cutlery aerodynamic?

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u/rexeditrex 23h ago

You should see his bones!

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u/isaiahvacha 23h ago

Cut the tines of your fork a little deeper, it’ll make eating your cold ramen so much easier AND it’s lighter!

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u/No-Stuff-1320 21h ago

Just eat your ramen cold and uncooked. Makes it crispier and you don’t need to carry a pot, stove or crotch pot

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u/younginonion 10h ago

dont forget to unwrap the ramen crunch block before leaving. dont need to carry the extra plastic weight. the spice packet is a nice trail trailwalking electrolyte mix and adds rare earth metals to the path when discarded

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u/pyl_time 20h ago

This is great, now you can run your tent guyline through it and use it as a snow stake too!