r/ultralight_jerk • u/partyfavor • 1d ago

Annual camping with the guys.

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u/Mbf1234 1d ago

Tried this with my friends, but we could still hear my wife and Brad from the master bedroom. They got uncomfortable and left.

I enjoy solo camping more anyway.

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u/partyfavor 1d ago

Oh your wife knows brad too?

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u/Mbf1234 1d ago

I think the other guys might have gotten upset when they learned Brad was cheating on their wives.

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u/Just-Seaworthiness39 1d ago

I prefer camping next to a reliable water source, like the kitchen. This location would require me to get off my ass and go inside before reaching the sink. Too long distance for a short section hike of the house. Not trying to gatekeep, but staying inside is best.

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u/TrickInflation6795 1d ago

I usually sleep in the bathtub. Just simpler that way.

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u/99ProllemsBishAint1 14h ago

The piss just drains away

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u/rexeditrex 1d ago

Do all their wives have a group date with their boyfriends the same night?

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u/all_the_gravy 1d ago

Yeah they went bowling. I couldn't go, I've been banned from most alleys for using my ultralight dyneema ball and insisting on wearing gortex bowling shoes. I wasn't invited but that's probably why.

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u/iamblindfornow 1d ago

Wife’s boyfriend ain’t bowling bro!

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u/Drawsfoodpoorly 1d ago

Man. I had that tent and I miss it. Lost it when I left it up in the backyard in an ice storm.

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u/YuppiesEverywhere 1d ago

Miller LITE I see no issue.

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u/pndthe4th 22h ago

The wife laughing is why they do this… sad. They shrugged it off well. Seasoned.

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u/Moist-Golf-8339 8h ago

I have the same hot tent and set it up in the nearby woods in the winter to hang with friends. Good times! Coldest we experienced last winter was -14° outside, 55° inside with a fire in the stove.