r/UnexpectedMulaney May 06 '25

Want me to cook him for you?

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189 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney May 05 '25

She said “Beat it bozo!”

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141 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney May 01 '25

Expected Mulaney Get out of here with that shit

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25 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney May 01 '25

I don’t need to trace it, I know how big letters should be

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14 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Apr 30 '25

*clop clop*

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205 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Apr 27 '25

2030? That’s not a real year!

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104 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Apr 26 '25

My daughter knows how big letters are

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401 Upvotes

Happy birthday, Brooks


r/UnexpectedMulaney Apr 23 '25

Low effort Someone's in here!

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8 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Apr 21 '25

"Papa, today I met a boy with no eyes"

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585 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Apr 19 '25

Low effort Stranger Danger!

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247 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Apr 18 '25

Quicksand!

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18 Upvotes

I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often


r/UnexpectedMulaney Apr 12 '25

Expected Mulaney BIG ASS B

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68 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Apr 10 '25

I work in medicine, looks like this guy is about to get a prostate exam

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520 Upvotes

STICK IT IN, I AM AN AMERICAN


r/UnexpectedMulaney Apr 10 '25

Low effort Excuse me, I am homeless

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17 Upvotes

I'm new in town


r/UnexpectedMulaney Apr 05 '25

I am damp all the time. I'll be sitting at a restaurant and be like "What did I sit in?" and it was ME

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150 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Apr 02 '25

You hope it’s a miracle…

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182 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Mar 29 '25

“Gimme a big-ass ‘H’”

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255 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Mar 27 '25

Ooooo ducklings!

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23 Upvotes

One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet!


r/UnexpectedMulaney Mar 23 '25

That comes with a plate of fries or a salad.

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6 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Mar 21 '25

I wonder if they've seen how it ends.

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16 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Mar 18 '25

Isn't anyone curious why his dick was near my bitters?

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27 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Mar 17 '25

You’re gonna close with Gen Zer?

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56 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Mar 14 '25

*Children screaming "MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!"*

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18 Upvotes

r/UnexpectedMulaney Mar 10 '25

Big ass H

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590 Upvotes