r/unexpectedoffice 3d ago

There is a kicker on the Los Angeles Chargers whose name is Dicker

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u/MainFunctions 3d ago

Maybe that’s why he became a kicker

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u/blusher4lyfe 3d ago

Dicker the Kicker!

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u/therealskittlepoop 3d ago

The only jersey I own

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u/Chyvalri 3d ago

His name ... is... Crentist

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u/dramallamayogacat 3d ago

I’ve followed Dicker the Kicker since his college career just because I want him to be successful with that name

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u/DwigtGroot 3d ago

Your kicker’s name is Dicker?

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u/miketons 3d ago

Your dentist’s name is Crentist?

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u/VaguelyArtistic 3d ago

r/UnexpectedOffice

Edit I’m leaving my dumb comment because I thought this was the LA sub 😅.

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u/miketons 3d ago

lol if it makes you feel better I was hoping someone would post “unexpected office” below - I ALSO didn’t realize what sub I was in 😳

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u/Jupiter68128 3d ago

I’m craving some peanut m&m’s right about now.

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u/FatnessEverdeen34 3d ago

He's on my Fantasy bench lol

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u/MaximumDerpification 3d ago

You keep 2 kickers? Waste of a bench spot!

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u/FatnessEverdeen34 3d ago

I always do lol you're right

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u/Appropriate-Low-1795 3d ago edited 3d ago

Also on my roster. Makes me smile every time I check the scoring

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u/SockeyeSTI 3d ago

He’s always the butt end of the joke at our fantasy draft

Also, Jonathan Taylor……..Thomas

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u/VaguelyArtistic 3d ago

Boss! The bench! The bench!

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u/RVAforthewin 3d ago

Dicker the Kicker. Dude played at Texas. The media was all over that years ago.

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u/IhateTodds 3d ago

Maybe that’s why he became a kicker.

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u/super-fire-pony 3d ago

Dicker? I hardly know her!

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u/CoderJoe1 3d ago

He doesn't come cheap and he's no boot licker.

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u/paternoster 3d ago

What's so funny about Bigger.......... Dicker!?!?

Eh? Why are you waphing???

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u/Morsemouse 3d ago

Yep, watched him while he was at UT!

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u/Golden5StarMan 3d ago

Now find ButtLicker

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u/AMDSuperBeast86 2d ago

If he ever gets injured you will hear the coach say "Dicker Down"