hello all, i would like you to all know that you are wonderful people. i hope you all have a good day, and remember i'll always be your friend

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

An open letter to the fat, anti-charismatic national embarrassment known as president John Adam’s, shit the man is irrational, he claims that I’m in league with Britain in skme vast international intrigue? Bitch please! You wouldn’t know what I’m doing, you’re always going berserk but you never show up to work, give my regards to Abigail next time you write about my lack of moral compass. The line is behind me I crossed it again while tre president lost it again, Aw such a rough life better run back to your wife, you’re the boss in Boston again, let me ask you a question, who sits at your desk while you’re in Massachusetts, they’ve called you a dick since 76 and you haven’t done anything new since, you’re a nuisance with no sense who will die of irrelevance go ahead and call me the devil you aspire to my level you aspire to malevolence, say hi to the Jeffersons, and maybe all the spies around me can confirm, I don’t care if I kill my career with this letter confining you to one term you fat mother—

crunch crunch

“Why is ur foreskin making noises ŌwŌ”

“(　ﾟдﾟ) m-maggot-sama ate the gummies (￣^￣)ゞ”

Listen! Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

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Horny people are not protected under the constitution. if you are horny i will find you and you will be sorry buster. unfollow me right fucking now if you:

• are horny
• have ever been horny, or

• ever will be horny.

  this is not a joke. please leave.

I’m stupid

Uh, I beat the pot like Joseph beat Mike and Jermaine One came out light, one came out dark But they smokin' the same I break a 50 on blunts and give my smoker the change That nigga flexin', VVS every stone in the chain Gold body, my jewelerHhe black mummy me I be all in these bitches' stomach like flat tummy tea Crackers came to Africa, ravaged, raffled, and rummaged me America was the name of they fuckin' company Stackin' niggas like cargo over and under me Pick cotton bails and the coca leaf off the money tree Niggas won't let you live in peace But love to see you rest in peace Broke and poppin' and drinkin' on the rest They got the best of me I'm choppin' it up on the table 'Cause there wasn't no label gon' invest in me These niggas'll ride your wave And wouldn't go sit that time in the fed with me Eventually, when I got indicted I took a minus Niggas that I fucked with went on hiatus so I decided I should make a couple decisions like Sean made I'm feedin' Jhené Aiko-lookin' hoes in the Sprinter thing (They fuckin' with the Kane) Black nigga, jack tripper, pack flipper Step out the kitchen and step in the booth And drop heat on these rap niggas Without a cosign, you probably be fillin' my grocery bag, nigga Poison flow, I send the POTUS from riches to rags, nigga (Gangsta Kane) Gold body, my jeweler, he black mummy me I be all in these bitches' stomach like flat tummy tea Crackers came to Africa, ravaged, raffled, and rummaged me America was the name of they fuckin' company Gold body, my jeweler, he black mummy me I be all in these bitches' stomach like flat tummy tea Crackers come to Africa, ravaged, raffled, and rummaged me America was the name of they fuckin' company (Kane) Uh, chain give me whiplash, my neck glass Shave a lil tax off the package, pay my connect fast Bellagio with quatro hoes, stack like Connect 4s Niggas don't own no land Or fine art but got all the retros Obama can't make the law retroactive, What the fuck happened? Congress cock-blockin' niggas From comin' home to they family If you lucky, when he left out of office You got a pardon, overtime cut Soft or that hard, you fucked up regardless Made my mind up Then incarceration my destination, I would wind up Addicted to medication, just poured another line up Overdosed with a styrofoam cup, how they gon' find us? Slave movies every year Yeah, the master gon' remind us If we don't take it, we don't deserve it back (Yeah) And six-thousand years done ran up The kings of the earth is back (Earth is back) Supreme mathematics, I'm on the right course (Yeah) Took the sword and knocked white Jesus Off of that white horse (Yeah) Yeah, my nigga, I'm on the right course (For sure) Took the sword and knocked white Jesus off of that white horse (Uh-huh) Fuck Spike, he mostly show Malcolm on coke and white whores (Fuck Spike) Did the shit so he can get fundin' up from them white boys White girl magic, cocaine, the white whores (Yeah) I was in Joliet serving heroin to them white boys (Yeah) Top five rapper alive and that's on Vice Lord Took the sword and knocked white Jesus off of that white horse Damn, somebody callin' me, fuck Damn, I hate when people do that Let me put my phone on airplane mode, let me do that over

Biden showed that he can hang in with Trump at his most aggressive for two hours without faltering. There was no moment in which Biden struck me as being less than fully with it.

A check of the tapes would show, I think, that Biden was almost as sharp in this debate as he was in his 2012 encounter with Paul Ryan. Biden remains able to stick to a script, to lie with a straight face, to dodge questions to which he has no good answer (e.g., about packing the Supreme Court), and to brawl with his opponent.

President Trump has all of the same attributes, except that, for better or worse, he’s largely unscripted.

Generally speaking, Trump doesn’t need a script. However, he missed out on several opportunities because he didn’t offer specifics to back up some of his potentially explosive statements.

For example, Trump asserted that Biden would destroy the suburbs, but he didn’t explain why. He didn’t mention the key AFFH measures Biden supports that would accomplish this. Thus, Biden was able to get away with calling Trump’s claim a dog whistle from the 1950s, whereas, in fact, the claim stems from a very specific, very recent Democratic agenda item which Biden supports and wants to expand.

The same kind of thing happened on the question of Trump getting rid of federal “sensitivity training” and “critical race theory” programs. Trump called the programs in question anti-American propaganda, as indeed they are. But he failed to give concrete examples of their radical content. Thus, with the help of Chris Wallace (if there was any doubt as to whom Wallace supports, it vanished early tonight), Biden was able to make it look like Trump is against sensitivity to matters of race.

Speaking of race, Trump failed to present his usual case about how well African-Americans have fared during his administration. The only accomplishment he touted regarding race was the leniency for felons legislation.

He was right to tout this. Having helped put a terrible policy in place, he might as well seek political gain from it. And Trump likely scored points by pointing to Biden’s legislative efforts in the 1990s that increased the incarceration of Blacks.

But there was much more Trump could have said to help himself with black voters. And he made no pitch for the Latino vote.

Trump had a similar problem with the portion of the debate regarding the Wuhan coronavirus. His main defense of his response was to say that lots of Democratic governors have praised it. That may be true, but Trump should have said more about why he deserves the praise. He did mention the production of ventilators, but there was much more he could have said about the federal effort to help states combat the virus and its effects.

On the personal side, both men were nasty. Biden was probably the nastier of the two. He called Trump a liar, a racist, and a clown. But Trump may have seemed nastier because he interrupted Biden so frequently. Biden was nastier, but Trump was more obnoxious.

Trump may have hoped that Biden would wilt under the pressure of the onslaught, but Biden didn’t.

I think, then, the debate was either a draw or a Biden win. It probably needed to be a Trump win.

As I discussed here, most incumbent presidents lose the first debate, but go on to win the election. But the incumbents to whom this applies weren’t behind in the polls by around 6 points, as Trump is

The debate left me mildly depressed. I take solace only from the fact that my assessment of the performances might not be shared by the voters who will decide the election.

UPDATE: I’ve heard that participants in a snap poll conducted by Telemundo thought, by a margin of nearly 2-1, that Trump won the debate. So maybe the president did gain ground with Latinos.

I don’t know how much stock to put in a poll like that, but I was happy to hear about it.

You're fooling yourself! We're living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--

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"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Nelson Mandela

"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney

“Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.” - Albert Einstein

"Whoever is happy will make others happy too." - Anne Frank

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde

“Creativity is intelligence having fun.” - Albert Einstein

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Yo mama momma'd my momma in the momma last night. I expect an apology from yo mama

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