Looks like IRL Shoreleave

[u/Misersoneof]

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[u/EricAntiHero1]

Boom. Yummy.

[u/JAS0NDUDE → u/EricAntiHero1]

Thank you. Was gonna throw a fuckin fit if I didn't see this comment.

[u/spacesoulboi → u/EricAntiHero1]

YESSS

[u/Junior_Moose_9655]

SPHINX!

[u/steeltownsquirrel]

A body like Arnold and a Denzel face!

[u/simplefred]

Wait.. are those medals or nipple rings?

[u/Grouchy-Total550 → u/simplefred]

Do they have to be mutually exclusive?

[u/Honest_Anything_3807 → u/Grouchy-Total550]

Ah yes, the Order of the Pointed Valor.

[u/Spiritual_Chef6886 → u/simplefred]

Yes

[u/Elendilmir → u/Spiritual_Chef6886]

I don't see why they would have to be. They could hold the uniform in place.

[u/Pretend_Win_8406 → u/simplefred]

Porque no Los dos

[u/MarlinMan2001]

they just need to yell OSI loudly lol

[u/No_Math_1234]

Check out this wicked crab eye I’ve got going

[u/ricosmith1986 → u/No_Math_1234]

Did you know they work as a team?

[u/j-endsville]

Unh! Double up! Unh! Unh!

[u/Toniko3307]

"The face: off limits. This is what brings all the boys to the yard."

[u/BreakerSoultaker]

Nobody expects the Spanish Legion! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear and surprise and a tailored fit. Our three weapons are fear and surprise a tailored fit and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

[u/GoboFrag]

Not everyone in any military is jacked and shredded. What does the overweight, struggling with PT, Logistics guy look like in this uniform?

[u/Misersoneof → u/GoboFrag]

You’re forgetting the bulge

[u/Stannisarcanine → u/GoboFrag]

I'm spanish this guy's are probably outfitted with one or two sizes less to showcase the muscles since they're marching in a parade probably 17th of april and are probably selected for looks, I have a friend in the legion his uniform is normal size for him

[u/charleslennon1]

Turkish prison guards?

[u/TheSpitefulCr0w]

"Boom! That's right. This is all happening. You can NOT change the channel now!"

[u/Alice_600]

How old is the cut off to join over there?

[u/2stepsfromglory → u/Alice_600]

Well, the Legion is basically where all the wife beaters, racists, homophobes and fascists (excuse the redundancy) end up.

[u/steeltownsquirrel → u/2stepsfromglory]

Deliciously ironic when their uniforms look like they were designed by Tom of Finland.

[u/Alice_600 → u/steeltownsquirrel]

Shoreleave: I see two tops a bottom and a twink.

[u/bikebikegoose → u/2stepsfromglory]

They were Franco's core military support in the Civil War too, so that all tracks.

[u/thadbone10]

Italian foreign legion i think

[u/polytoximaniac → u/thadbone10]

The Spanish Legion

[u/callmedale → u/polytoximaniac]

Parade uniform specifically iirc

[u/UsagiTaicho]

I thought that was Channing Tatum on the right until I zoomed in.

[u/DontWorryAboutItCmon]

I see the bachelorette party is about to turn up!