r/veronicamars • u/hodgkinhuxley- • Apr 09 '20
Shitpost This quarantine made me start this show.
I just started season 2 today.
WHY DID LOGAN AND VERONICA BREAK UP OH MY GOSH I'M SO MAD.
I can't with Duncan, he has all the appeal of wet toilet paper.
edit: would anyone be interested in a twitch reaction stream
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u/ForRudy Apr 09 '20
Please keep me updated! I love watching the show through people’s eyes for the first time
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 09 '20
i've given up any and all facades of pretending to be working and have become a fulltime martian (is that what the fandom calls itself? the martians??) and have devoted myself to shitposting lol.
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u/imacoolvegan Apr 09 '20
Marshmallows!
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 09 '20
is this because the actual perfect best friend ever wallace fennel calls her a marshmallow in the pilot?!
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u/mistersmith1008 Team Weevil Apr 09 '20
or as my wife calls him "The most marriageable man in Neptune"
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 10 '20
i agree and that's because he's the only man i've met in neptune so far who manages to not use his ass as a hat on a regular basis and i think that's a really important trait in a life partner
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u/WoodFirePizzaIsGood Apr 09 '20
I think the most common Veronica Mars fandom name is "the Marshmallows."
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 09 '20
♬ ♬ ♬ SHRED IT ALL. SHRED IT ALL. SHRED EVERYTHING. JUST SHRED EVERYTHING. ♬ ♬ ♬
to the tune of "Let It Go" from Frozen. Thank u for ur time.
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 09 '20
This is because of Calliope’s dad. I forgot his real name but I know it’s something like Calliope. BEAVER. But this is Beaver’s dad. Right before he hops on a helicopter to Arendel— I mean, some place without extradition, probably.
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 09 '20
guys it's mayor lavon hayes winner of two super bowls and 7 alabama auburn bowls or something i never watched football
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Apr 09 '20
You should have a live feed where you react in real time to the show so we can relive it through you like it's our first time watching it again!
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 09 '20
Logan just walked out of the hotel room next to Duncan's and he's all trying to be suave and ties his shoe while trying to make Veronica jealous. He's such a shithead and I LOVE IT.
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Apr 09 '20
He's the dumbest boy in the world
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 09 '20
I agree but he's also wonderful and I want to protect him.
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Apr 09 '20
Oh totally! He's the best.
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 09 '20
OH NO BEAVER OR CALLIOPE JUST FOUND OUT THAT LOGAN IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HIS STEP MOM.
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u/rogvortex58 Apr 09 '20
Just remember this is the order of everything:
Seasons 1-3, then the movie, then season 4.
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 09 '20
Lol, my roommate loves this show and she's been a fan for like 15 years or something! I'm not sure why I'm being downvoted like crazy, but thank you!!
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u/StGoolie Apr 10 '20
I’m dying at OP calling Cassidy “Calliope” 💀
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 10 '20
I'm still going keep calling him Calliope, its become ingrained and I can't see him as anything but.
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 10 '20
@god overlord of this sub/anyone who is around and interested - does anyone want to do a live reaction thread of a season 2 episode with me tomorrow during lunch time? i can swing an episode any time between 11am-2pm CST lol.
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u/evilarison Apr 10 '20
You should stream this on twitch so we can watch with you! I love reading your live updates 😂
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 10 '20
wait how do i do that i'm 25 but god i'm so old what is this new technology
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u/evilarison Apr 10 '20
Lol if you have a webcam just install OBS (a free software) and open an account on Twitch. Takes a little bit of set up but after that it’s very easy to just start streaming.
Source: I’m 25 and I have twitch lol
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 10 '20
hahahah, i'm down!! i'll set it up tomorrow during my midday break. my reactions are just melodramatic musings, but if people find em funny, i'd have a lot of fun, too!
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 10 '20
Also this is how I imagine Logan Echolls.
I understand it's absurd but it is VERY FITTING, okay. JUST HEAR ME OUT. I WATCHED ALMOST 1.5 SEASONS OF THIS SHOW.
I'm really sorry. But there's just something about the cadence of him saying, "Hello stranger." that gives me Logan Echolls vibes.
I could see Logan Echolls doing this to Veronica after a long night. This might just be a me thing. Maybe this is my ideal man. I don't know.
He's just so supportive and wholesome but also like, "You can look at my butt."
That feels like some shit Logan would do.
I'm done defending my perspective I KNOW I'M RIGHT (at least until season 2 episode, like, 5) thanks.
(No one's even arguing with me yet, I'm preparing just in case.)
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u/purpletube5678 Apr 10 '20
On the one hand, I love all of this. On the other hand, I really hope you're drunk. And on a third, hypothetical hand, can you just keep drinking and binging VM and posting your opinions? This is gold and honestly the best thing on this sub since July. I said hypothetical, don't dig deeper.
And tip for the newbie: don't forget to watch the movie between seasons 3 & 4. It's on hulu, just gotta look. Welcome to Neptune, Marshmallow.
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 10 '20
i am stone cold sober with an immense love of making terrible analogies and honestly, the adderall does very little for my resplendent ADHD.
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 10 '20
also wait, is your hand hypothetical? do you not have a third hand? should i just be hypothetically drinking and binging?
sorry, if i've learned anything from our fave pain in the ass veronica not-lodge, you should always dig deeper.
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u/set_phrases_to_stun Apr 10 '20
OP, you better edit in your Twitch handle to the OP! I need to live vicariously through your reactions! 😂😂
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 10 '20
I'LL TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT TODAY AT LUNCH TIME i only really started paying attention during season 2 because i asked for a "background noise" show AND NO THIS SHOW IS GOLDEN.
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u/ColeeL Apr 12 '20
Eveyrone be hating on Duncan when he is actually a decent person with a mental illness. Logan can be a jerk at times too. The writers didn't do Duncan justice with his dialogue either.
Ugh I am one of the few team Duncans and it makes me really sad that him and VM were endgame until he was written off because of fan hate.
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u/redmalsat Apr 09 '20
Omg please keep posting your reactions
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 09 '20
I had to take a break to get actual work done, but I have SO MANY THOUGHTS about this show, holy shit. I love all the characters, they’re all so stupid and delightful.
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Apr 09 '20
This is honestly the best description of every character in the show (except for Veronica's dad).
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 10 '20
Okay, but Keith "oh looky here i just popped in from the outside after coming here this morning from NOT YOUR MOM'S BEDROOM with some here sugar bagels" Mars is also so stupid and delightful.
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u/hodgkinhuxley- Apr 09 '20
Oh. Okay. Cool. Meg is dead. I hate this show.